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 Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:09 am
err... maybe that man was on a baloon catheter. the baloon was starting to loose height just beform getting into cliffs, so the man started throwing things down. It didn't help though. The man kept throwing objects from the baloon, even his own clothes. then, when he saw nothing will save him from crushing the cliff he jumped out from the baloon and... and then what is that box for?
ooh, maybe he was an extrem freak! It's another story. He wanted to do a bungee - but was already bored from the reguler bungee, so he decided to do a bungee while been naked and also to taking the parachute from a close box while falling down from a realy far height. So he jumped naked from the plain but then... damn - that stupid box isn't opening! I can't belive it! man, what's wrong with this thing? Oh, man, I don't have much time left. Oh, shi-
and that's how it happened. ^_^
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:00 pm
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:38 pm
I'm guessing he didn't want to be caught dead in dirty underwear... so he pooped himself prior to impact, and took off all his clothes and bounced with the parachute next to him...
His clothes lighter than his parachute or himself, drifted farther...
Now picture a poop filled jump suit... flying through the troposphere.
Easy one...
Man rides into town on Monday, stays for three nights and leaves again on Monday... how does he do it?
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:05 am
Monday was his horse......
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:48 am
Duh! It's usually Friday though.
You were so close before.
I'll give you another hint: he's holding a straw.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:37 pm
Behatzlacha-S Duh! It's usually Friday though. You were so close before. I'll give you another hint: he's holding a straw. whose one of us was the closest?
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:54 pm
You and Lord Neuf both raised some... interesting... points.
Especially Lord Neuf. I'm going to sleep with some jumpsuit covered in sh*t floating in my imagination. Thanks mate!
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:09 pm
A straw...hmmm...so he was drinking a glass of chocolate milk bfore he died?
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:35 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:27 pm
That dude must have been on drugs when he jumped. or there was a fire in the airplaine. anyway, he jumped naked and forgot to take out the parachute, as I said, and then, in the middle of the fall, he tried to hang on SOMETHING, so he got the straw because he saw it floating. It didn't help, though.
I'm repeating myself, am I?
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:25 am
Yes but you're making me laugh.
Do I need to give you yet more hints? I'll repeat given info.
A naked man is dead in field. Next to him is an unopened package. He his clutching a straw in his hands.
(And darkpheonix mentioned a parachute)
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:14 pm
Uuuummm...he wanted to go skinny dipping after sky-diving.....but he didn't land in the lake.
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:14 pm
Behatzlacha-S Yes but you're making me laugh. Do I need to give you yet more hints? I'll repeat given info. A naked man is dead in field. Next to him is an unopened package. He his clutching a straw in his hands. (And darkpheonix mentioned a parachute) Umm... I guess he got the short straw on a dare when drunk? Argh- I don't know- this whole naked part is still confusing me.
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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:42 am
More hints: He didn't WANT to be naked, but it was neccessary.
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:46 pm
Behatzlacha-S More hints: He didn't WANT to be naked, but it was neccessary. Yeah.... Sorry- I don't know anything nudity is necessary for except showering that would make sense here?
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