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 Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:43 pm
are band teacher left but i still remember his jokes.
when he blew up a few eeks ago he said, " Don't you get tired of hearing my voice?! Even I get tired of hearing my voice and I usuaklly love hearing my own voice!"
or
" Everyone, stop talking and look up here. It can't be that hard, aren't I interesting? "
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:08 am
well when i was in band sophmore year a few friends and i stole trays from mcdondalds and slid down the slide. we got kicked out of mcdonalds.
our school colors are marron and white and one of our school shrits was a big bleeding marron hear that said my heart bleeds marron, and my friend in color gard thought t would be funny is she took a maxi pad with marron paint on it and stuck it on the other schools bus at a football game. so we were walking out of our school and there was the other schools bus with football players comeing out. my frind holds up the maxi pad and yells out "i bleed marron" ran over to there bus stuck it on the bus and ran off. redface
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:17 pm
Well, you know how there are always people in band that would rather learn how to play every instrument instead of getting good on one instrument?
We have a guy like this named Tony(not to mention he is a big a**hole) who for outdoor is Pit section leader(he is the only one that went out for it). He was told by our band director to have the pit move all the stuff to our field to practice. And the field is about half a mile away from the band room. So Tony got really pissy and started whining, and our band director yelled at him saying, "Tony stop whining like a 5year old girl and do what I say!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:52 pm
Once the Horns were playing too loud, and George told them to shut up. xD
In Jazz band, Mr.H was talking about something, and then he said "Coughtrumpetsectioncough" xD
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:12 am
Well every monday we called it 'secret word monday'. So there was a chalkboard behind our BD's head and every monday we'd write a random word on it. Anywho every time the BD said the word the whole band would stand and shout 'AHHHHH' really loudlike. The day we picked 'flat; as our secret word, we were screaming the whole period haha.
My BD was sitting in his rolly chair right? Which was ontop of a platform. Well one day, the chair desides to break. My BD goes tumbling to the ground and does not get up for about 5 minutes. I swear i thought he had died.
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:36 pm
Band rehearsal:
Taylor tried putting my baby together, and I told her if she touched it, I would murder her. xD
We had to tune our instruments...And Mr.Hanna wanted me to play High Bb...And it sounded like somebody was yelling squeaky words at the top of the lungs.
Brian gave me that "Oh no YOU DIDN'T" Look. C=
Tom was behind me, because his congas are at the left side of the stage, and he's at the right. C=
Marcus said Scott farted. xD
Break:
Brian was pole dancing/strip dancing with his trombone. xDDD
George wooted at Brian. O____________O
George wanted to shove Scott into a locker, and George picked up Scott, like he was hugging him from behind, and I was talking to Taylor, and George bumped Scott into my back. OwO
End of break:
Brian and Ryan were having...[PRETEND]Sex...With their trombones. Disturbing.
It was nasty, but funny. xD
Scott kept on playing on the rests on And the Bells shall ring. xD
There was this girl and she was taking pics of US. D< Marcus:BLACKMAIL!! EVERYONE! HIDE!!! *Hides behind Saxophone* Ryan: AHH! *Hides* xD
End of rehearsal:
Taylor tried out my trombone, and I called her a retard because she couldn't play it right. Me and Sarah[Horn] were rofling. C=
Thomas had this mushed up sandwich,and, he mushed it up in tin foil and threw it at George...But missed. xD
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Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:02 pm
"You know, if the clarinet and the saxophone got together they might have little baby.....clariphones?"
You just had to be there.
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:54 pm
My friend had just started playing the oboe and I had said "That thing looks like the freaky teenage offspring of a flute and clarinet...which explains the cracking voice!" ^_^ We laughed.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:04 pm
One day after a playoff game I was gathering my seciton's garmet bags to go and hang them in the uniform room. There are about 15 clarinets and I probably had aboy nine in my hands at the time. I couldn't really see but I knew the path. I couldn't see my feet and there just so happened to be a tuba case sitting there. I dropped all of the bags and did a ful summersalt over it in front of everyone.
talk about embarassing.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:19 pm
Well we have a game going around the band. If you make glasses with your thumb and index and wear them like a finger, and if anyone gets caught looking at it, they have to lay flat on their stomach or back.
Our Drill major got one person and they were in uniform, in the stands. Yeah. It was funny.
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Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:46 pm
One sentence: "Mosquito in a nudist colony."
One phrase: "slightly better than CRAPTACULAR"
ahhh stories of band.
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:13 pm
Heh, this one guy Chad wasn't at band today, and we had decided (B.D's idea) that anything that went wrong that day would be Chad's fault. A few of the stores around us (theater) are going bankrupt and closing down, so he blammed it on Chad. Someone messed up "Ohp! Chad's fault!" Someone fell down "Ohp! Chad's fault!"
Everyone was coughing, Chad's fault. And so on and so forth! ^_^ It got really funny, too bad I cant remember sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:23 pm
a few football games ago, the entire drumline decided to go completely nude under their uniforms... and during the game they were going up to random people and giving them hugs. it was really funny.
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Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:47 pm
*shudders* I wouldn't want to be hugged by one of those drumliners...
I wore a kimono to school today then one of the trombones was all like "Why are you wearing a pink dress thing?"
Then I said "Because I felt like it..."
Then a trumpet player said: "It's called a kimono, and, why did YOU wear a blue shirt today, huh?"
Tromb: "Because I felt like it."
Trump: "Exactly, why do you play trombone?"
Tromb: "Because I want to."
Trump: "Why are you so ugly?"
Tromb: " stare Blame my parents..."
Me: Walks away
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:15 pm
Well...A lot of funny things happen during band due to the class clown we have. He plays trumpet, I play trumpet too. I'm 6th chair and he's 5th chair. When we aren't playing, I have my trumpet put horizontally across my lap. If my bell is facing towards him, he will take the end with his mouthpiece in it and stick it up my bell as in the trumpets "doing each other". Even if i turn my trumpet around...he'll take his mouthpiece out and just stick the end of his lead pipe into my mouth piece... He always finds a way to do something funny...
He does innumerable things throughout band.
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