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 Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:19 pm
Jay: "Dude I think I just filled the cup." *Jay looks happy, as Silent Bob looks down and skootes away*
Jay: "15 bucks little man,
put that s**t in mah hand.
And if that money doesn't show,
then you owe me owe me, OH!!
MAH JUNGLE LOVE YA!!
OWWIE OWWIE OH!!
AH THINK AH WANNA KNOW YA KNOW YA!!!
Ya what?"
Jay: "In this world gone mad!! We won't spake da monkey, da monkey will spank us!! And after the fall of man these monkey ******** will start wearing our clothes, and rebuilding the world in there image!! OH AND ONLY THOSE AS SUPER SMART AS ME WILL BE LEFT ALIVE TO BITTERLY CRY!!! YOU MANIACS!!! DAMN YOUZ!! GOD DAMN YOUZ ALL TA HELL!!! *flash into the "future end* Not on my watch mother ********, DIE YOU SUPER MONKEY ********!!! *runs after the chimp after the second step trips on a rock and yells as he falls* UWAAAAAAGGGHH!!!
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:34 pm
"I am the planet hero of uranus, i help fight against the cling-ons!"
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:45 pm
"Ohians and fifers and mares! Oh my!" --Veggie Tales, The Wizard of Ha's
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:57 am
"Retreating? Of course not! I'm simply attacking in the other direction." -Jordan "Kamikaze" Wong
XD!!!!
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:21 am
Jay: "Hey I fell in love with you...WE fell in love with you. Guy's just don't fall out of the sky you know!!"
*Chris Rock's character falls from the sky screaming and hits the ground*
Jay: "NAKED BIG TITTIED WOMEN JUST DON'T FALL OUT OF THE SKY YOU KNOW!!! *looks up at the sky waiting*
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:12 am
*An agnostic at a Catholic wedding* XD!!!!
"During the actual ceremony, apparently the priest called an audible and decided that the it would look better if everyone got communion instead of three out of four, so he put the wafer in my mouth. At that moment, I jumped up and spat out the communion wafer, screaming "OUT OF MY MOUTH, FOUL JESUS COOKIE!" and generally ran around like a jackass, screaming blue murder and cursing God and ruining my friend's wedding."
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:47 pm
"I'm like a rubiks cube!! The more you play with me the harder it get!!"
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"Giggity Giggity?" - Quagmire
"Get your fat space a** back here." - Herbert the Pervert
"Get your fat a** back here." - Herbert the Pervert
"Okay now I'm really getting pissed off ya little piggly some-b***h, CALL MEH!" - Herbert the Pervert.
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"FOOLY COOLY THIS!! FOOLY COOLY THAT!!! FOOOOOLLLLYYYY COOOOLLLYY!!!" - Naota's Dad
"Um....what is Fooly Cooly?" - Naota
"Ukulele no good." - Haruko
[Haruko is trying to pull an object out of Naota's head]
Haruko: Hey, I didn't know boys felt like this inside.
Naota: Ah. Don't touch me there from behind.
Haruko: What are you waiting for? Hurry up and pop it.
Naota: If I rush, it won't pop. Go slow.
Haruko: [after Naota accidentally kisses her, due to his new horn jutting his head up] Yeah, Tak-kun! That's more like it.
Naota: No, the horn. It's the horn.
Haruko: My first kiss!
Naota: Liar. You've done it plenty of times, and you know it.
(FLCL FTW!!!)
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:30 am
*Guy 1 has blocked Guy 2's path and is explaining something in great detail while Guy 2 just cant get past*
G1: And it's just so cool because if he says oooone wrong thing then the main character is allowed to chop his head off and when and if that happ-*goes on and on*
G2: -_-.....................I HAVE TO TAKE A CRAP. scream
G1: 0_o.................charming....*moves*
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:10 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:23 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:35 am
How I mine 4 fish?
You mine 3 fish, then 1 more.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:04 pm
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:38 pm
Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
—Kurt Vonnegut
xD!! That's awesome.
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 4:44 pm
"If evolution were true, mothers would have more than two hands. Only God gave us eyes in the back of our heads and the power to tune things out."
- Courtney S.
(A Mother)
x3
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:17 pm
Lost in Translation
That’s One Amazing Soft Drink. In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan “Come alive with the Pepsi Generation” came out as “Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead.”
xD!!!!!
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