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 Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:08 pm
LorenzMilton.comJuicy Celebrity Gossip!Another Attack! Threat Has Been Made!Joanne Lakes < The Attacker < Lorenz Milton This is starting to get really scary! Last night, Joanne Lakes was resting in her estate when there was a break in. Joanne was brutally beaten to near death. Luckily for her, Joanne's daily plastic surgery made her skin so tough (and artificial) that she was able to survive - barely. She has broken nearly every bone in her body and won't be able to make a public appearance for a long time! While we are sad that she is in so much pain, its good news she won't show up to another red carpet as a disaster for a while! We mean, best of luck!
But even scarier is a note that was found at the crime scene. It came from the attacker of the Walk of Fame shooting! The note places a threat against Lorenz's life! It says that if we don't close down the blog then more and more celebrities would be in danger!
Well thats not going to happen! We hope the authorities catch this madman or madwoman soon!Is Lizzy Relapsing?Lizzy NohandUh oh! Is that a martini we see in Lizzy Nohand's hand? Yes, we think it is! The actress has been in and out of rehab for years fighting alcohol and drug abuse. Since the embarrassing breakdown and arrest not too long ago, she seemed to have been rehabilitated for good. But it looks like that new and improved Lizzy is gone, and she's back to her partying ways! Hope everything gets better for her soon!
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:48 am
LorenzMilton.comJuicy Celebrity Gossip!And the WINNERS Are...Walk of Fame < Awards MOTION PICTURE AWARDS:BEST LEADING ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE: Chad Mitt, The Bizarre Life of Zenjamin ZipperBEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE:Pete Letter. The Black KnightBEST LEADING ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE:Laurel Street, UncertaintyBEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE:Pamela Luz, Ricky Angelina BarcelonaBEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM:MALL-E BEST ART DIRECTION IN A MOTION PICTURE:The Bizarre Life of Zenjamin Zipper BEST COSTUME DEISGN IN A MOTION PICTURE:The Duke BEST DIRECTING IN A MOTION PICTURE:Poor Billionaire BEST WRITING FOR A MOTION PICTURE (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY):MALL-E BEST WRITING FOR A MOTION PICTURE (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY):The Bizarre Life of Zenjamin Zipper BEST PICTURE:The Bizarre Life of Zenjamin Zipper DAYTIME SOAP OPERA TELEVISION AWARDS:BEST DRAMA SERIES:Turn of a Century BEST LEAD ACTOR:Tony Weary, Medical HospitalBEST LEAD ACTRESS:Joan Kuper, The Old & TiredBEST SUPPORTING ACTOR:Christopher St. Tom, The Old & TiredBEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:Tina Pigoni, Leading LightPRIMETIME TELEVISION AWARDS:BEST LEAD ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES:Alex Baldlose, 40 RockBEST LEAD ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES:Dina Mey, 40 RockBEST LEAD ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES:Matthew C. Tall, BaxterBEST LEAD ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES:Tally Plain, Sons & DaughtersBEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES:Liam Hattrick Terrace, How I Met Your FatherBEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A COMEDY SERIES:Christine Chenowitch, Pulling DaisiesBEST SUPPORTING ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES:Matthew Anderson, FoundBEST SUPPOTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES:Chandra Poh, Tray’s PhysiologyBEST HOST IN A REALITY OR COMPETITION SERIES:Brian Lakecrust, American IconBEST PERFORMANCE IN A REALITY OR COMPETITION SERIES:Dave Look, American IconBEST VARIETY PROGRAM & HOSTS:Kevin Loiterman, Late Show with Kevin LoitermanBEST TALK SHOW & HOSTS:Ella DeGenerate, The Ella DeGenerate ShowBEST REALITY SHOW:Katy Griffith: My Life on the Z-List BEST MINISERIES:Copper Woman BEST COMEDY SERIES:40 Rock BEST DRAMA SERIES:Found BEST COMMERCIAL:Curse Can – Rud Light MUSIC AWARDS:ALBUM OF THE YEAR:Live the Life Or Death And Some of His Enemies, Foreplay SONG OF THE YEAR:Live the Life, Foreplay BEST NEW ARTIST:Kacey Cherry BEST POP SONG:I Licked a Girl, Kacey Cherry BEST DANCE SONG: Just Move, Lady BaBa BEST ROCK SONG:Purple Hill, Foreplay BEST R&B SONG:Mister Dependent, Yo-Ne BEST COUNTRY SONG:Stop, Candyland BEST CONCERT TOUR:Sugar Girls Reunion Tour (Sugar Girls) BEST CHARITY CONCERT:Los Demones Animal Shelter Benefit (Recks Aldwin) FASHION & MODELING AWARDS:BEST MALE MODEL:Eric Poolander BEST FEMALE MODEL:Holly Plum BEST FAHSION DESIGNER:Clark Jasons BEST FASHION MAGAZINE:Chic Magazine BEST PHOTO SHOOT:Au Natural (Ana Cruz) STAGE PLAY AWARDS:BEST MUSICAL:Cry-Child BEST PLAY:Rickroll’d BEST AN ACTOR IN A PLAY:Matt Steward, MacdonaldBEST AN ACTRESS IN A PLAY:Kat Fleetbark, MacdonaldBEST AN ACTOR IN A MUSICAL:Paul Tot, North AtlanticBEST AN ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL: Kerry O’Para, North AtlanticBEST CHORUS IN A MUSICAL:Wicked ((Congratulations to Recks Aldwin, Ana Cruz, & Bret Andrews!))
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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:43 pm
LorenzMilton.comJuicy Celebrity Gossip!I Was Attacked. Again!Lorenz Milton < The AttackerWell, we had it coming to us. Late last evening, we awoke to the sound of a window breaking in our home. We hurried downstairs and before we knew it, we were shoved to the ground and beaten! We were able to hurry to the alarm system and hit the panic button, scaring off the attacker. Police and EMTs came quickly and said we were lucky to come out with just a black eye and a broken arm! They believe the attacker is the same person who attacked all the celebrities (including ourself) at the Walk of Fame Holiday Dinner. There is good news from all of this. During the attack, we were able to identify the mysterious attacker as male! After six months, you'd think they'd figure that much out already!Famewhore WeddingHolly Maytag < Sheldon Bratt < EventsWell, this should be interesting! The two biggest famewhores in all of the industry, Holly Maytag and Sheldon Bratt, have announced today that they are going to get married! And, in their typical famewhore pattern, have decided to get married in a public wedding. Yes, that's right! Open invitations...to a wedding! The ceremony will be a private shindig, but the reception is going to be HUGE and open to everyone! Hopefully they'll have tight security there! These big events still are rarely safe!Kris Down Plead GuiltyKris Down < Rhiannon < Busted!Capital d-bag of the world, Kris Down, who beat ex-girlfriend Rhiannon a few months ago, plead guilty of assault in court today. He was sentenced to spend six months in jail and spend five years on probation. Don't hit people, bbs.
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:04 pm
LorenzMilton.comJuicy Celebrity Gossip!Walk in Fame Talent Agencies SCANDAL!Walk of Fame < Dalton & Miller Agencies The hottest and most successful talent agency, the Walk of Fame Talent Agencies is up to some shady activity! Walk of Fame president and super agent, Stan Patel (above) has announced an immediate resignation and put the agency up for sale to the highest bidder! But why? The reason is unknown, but many reporters have a feeling that he is involved in some horrific scandal that he needs to separate the company from pronto! After all, he manages nearly all of the clients from Walk of Fame! Walk of Fame's largest competitor, Dalton & Miller Agencies, run by Kurt Dalton and Reva Miler, have expressed interest in buying out Walk of Fame for years and may finally get that chance! However, nothing on this rumor has been confirmed yet. Stay tuned for more updates on this, bbs!((NOTE: This is purely in-character. Walk of Fame as a Breedables/Changeables shop is not going anywhere!))News Update on Sheldon and Holly's WeddingSheldon Bratt < Holly MaytagWith the Sheldon Bratt and Holly Maytag wedding coming up very soon, they decided to announce a few things about the public shindig. These famewhores won't quit at trying to make their wedding be the celebrity event of the year! For attire, the most glamorous, fashionable and wackiest of outfits are encouraged. They want their wedding to be on giant fashion statement! Sounds like a giant mess to us! Furthermore, and here's the killer: they are inviting the press! Yes, they sent out formal invitations to all of the tabloids to send their paparazzi and reporters to the event. This is going to be one hell of a media circus! You can count on us being there! But will YOU be there?
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:05 pm
LorenzMilton.comJuicy Celebrity Gossip!Sheldon Bratt & Holly Maytag Bratt are Married!Sheldon Bratt < Holly MaytagIts official! They've tied the knot! The extremely public reception is now opening its doors! Come one and all, and dress inappropriately!
Click here to go to the reception!
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:02 pm
LorenzMilton.comJuicy Celebrity Gossip!O. M. F. G.Sheldon Bratt < Holly Maytag < Stan Patel < Jonia Costa < Dalton & Miller Agencies < Walk of Fame < Crime < The Attacker < Lorenz Milton < Kamal East < RIP < Trinity Tears < Zip Afron < Isabella Sinda < Brodi Tyler < Joanne LakesOH. MY. ********. GOD.
We're going to try and consolidate all of this! This is a mess, an absolute media frenzy! We thought the shooting at the holiday dinner was the biggest media circus we'll see in our lifetime, but that is nothing compared to what's going on now!
As we're sure you've heard already, there was a terrible disturbance at the wedding of Shelldon Bratt and Holly Maytag-Bratt when an army of SWAT officers raided the banquet hall and arrested Stan Patel, who had just recently stepped down from his post as the president of Walk of Fame Talent Agencies. This leaved everyone at the wedding wondering the same question: WHY?
Well, you could probably take a guess. But if you aren't imaginative, we have the answers! Police reports confirm that Stan Patel has been charged with six counts of attempted murder (against Lorenz Milton, Trinity Tears, Zip Afron, Isabella Sinda, Brodi Tyler and Joanne Lakes in the recent months) and one count of first degree murder of famed musician Kamal East. Stan Patel has even CONFESSED to all of it!
Sources claim that his reasoning behind the attacks were to target us! Stan was furious with the way we would gossip about his clientele - but HELLO. That is our JOB. This is why he threatened us to shut down our blog - and we did for a while - but we couldn't be silenced forever! Words cannot express the amount of guilt that we feel right now. We feel responsible for the loss of a great musical artist and causing traumatic experience for many others. We are innocently guilty for a lot of this mess.
The investigation against Stan Patel was led by none other than Jonia Costa, reporter of Variance magazine. She linked Stan Patel to the murders when she was in a recent interview with Stan and he seemed uncomfortable when discussing the death of Kamal East - as if he was hiding something. This prompted Jonia to dig deeper. As she gathered more and more evidence, she claims that Stan had started to catch on and even threatened her! She believes that it was his guilt that made him so promptly and unexpectedly resign from his position.
For this outstanding discovery and solving of a mystery, Jonia has been granted a $500,000 reward, accolades from the Los Demones Police Department and even a HUGE promotion in Variance magazine, making her Vice Editor in Chief of the newsletter. We may be far from friends with Jonia, but we must give her credit where its due. Good work!
But with Stan Patel behind bars and the Walk of Fame Talent Agencies having no one in line to take reign of the company, that leaves the question: What is the future of Walk of Fame?
Our exclusive sources tell us that competitor Dalton & Miller Agencies has successfully bought out Walk of Fame and will merge with the company. All clients of Walk of Fame will resign their contracts to make their transfer to complete. Despite the merge, Walk of Fame will not be losing its name. Instead, Kurt Dalton and Reva Miller, cofounders of Dalton & Miller, will keep the name of Walk of Fame Talent Agencies as their company name.
While the merge takes place, you can expect to see a lot of changes! Each client of Walk of Fame will be assigned an agent and a publicist to help find them gigs and make sure their name gets out in the press (see: our blog!). The agency will see a lot of renovations and will also pick up new staff to help manage the massive influx of clients.
[[[[What does this mean for you, Walk of Fame patrons? Expect to see a lot of changes in the shop. A hiring thread will be open soon for new artists and a managerial position. There will also be some new graphics (banners and certs) and several new NPCs. Some new NPCs will be agents and publicists. Each character will either be assigned an agent and a publicist (or they may choose). They will help you develop plots or performances. Requesting RPs with various NPCs will also be available through them. The agents and publicists are available for role play - but these role plays do not count for advancing requirements like regular role plays do.]]]]
[[[[For RPs starting from this post on, two role plays with NPCs qualify as only ONE qualifying RP for advancement. Additionally, at least one RP must be with a player owned character. This is to prevent people from having their characters advance by only interacting with NPCs.]]]]
[[[[The hiring thread will be open soon.]]]]
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