LE GASP! Do not fear! Kitty is here! Heyy daniel =D <3
LET ME SHARE MY RIDICULOUS IDEA!
Well, one day a super genious with bright green hair and blue eyes come to Meiou High and makes Kurama look like a compelete idiot like Yusuke and Kuwubara. Under the strain, Kurama flees to Makai and starts to cry in Yomi's castle. While Kurama is weeping, Yomi has one of his servants come up behind Kurama and turn him into a female. It works, and Kurama is a girl x3
Meanwhile, Hiei is chowing down on sweet snow while listening to his younger sister babble on about chokobos and then POOF! He turns into Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls! He realizes his destiny- to go find Kurama and have as much fun as possible!
Speeding off into Makai, leaving a stream of bright green light behind him, Hiei arrives at Mukuros castle where he picks up the chocolate cake for Yomi's birthday. But then BAM! He's transformed into Emril Legossi by Mukuro and is forced to make her a super delicious dinner with the help of Rachael Ray! WHAT IS POOR HIEI GOING TO DO!?
...Beat Mukuro on the head with his frying pan, of course, until she turns him back to Bubbles.
So, succeeding in his escape, Hiei takes the cake to Yomi while Rachael Ray is left to film Thirty-Minute Meals in Mukuro's castle, unable to get back to Nigenkai.
But then he is attacked by Harry Potter! Darn, he was getting tired. So, using his kitty-calling powers, Hiei summoned all the kitty demons in Makai to take down this fiend! Hurrah! x3
He has finally made it to Yomi's castle! When all of a sudden, someone throws caffetti at Hiei because he succeeded in getting to Yomi's castle with the cake! OH NO! The confetti is stuck in Hiei's eyes!! Desperately trying to claw the confetti away, he falls over, and into a wedding dress shop. Finally getting the ebil pieces of paper out of his eyes, Hiei rushes to the castle in a wedding dress.
Arriving at the door, here he is once again attacked by....whiffle ball bats. That's right! It started to rain whiffle ball bats. He was knocked unconsious.
When he awoke, he was in a bed...neck to the female Kurama!! OMG! Hiei glanced at her, then at himself, shrugged and cuddled up close to her. They lived happily ever after, with the chocolate cake all to themselves.
THE END!! =D
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