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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:03 am
Naomi Minai wish that microwave burritos didn't give me the runs. Scientists invented a burrito that doesn't give you runs. You chomp them down like there's no tomorrow. 2 years later, studies say these burritos cause cancer... but only if you eat them like there's no tomorrow. You're screwed.You ruled the world when someone was greedy with Pocky and you didn't stop them. You were killed as well. And the world remained a pocky filled world.
I wish Dyalog would get on this guild more.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:06 am
PukeFacedFreak You ruled the world when someone was greedy with Pocky and you didn't stop them. You were killed as well. And the world remained a pocky filled world.
I wish Dyalog would get on this guild more. Granted, but he comes back after we all leave. I wish my Lab work was done. gonk
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:06 am
PukeFacedFreak Naomi Minai wish that microwave burritos didn't give me the runs. Scientists invented a burrito that doesn't give you runs. You chomp them down like there's no tomorrow. 2 years later, studies say these burritos cause cancer... but only if you eat them like there's no tomorrow. You're screwed.You ruled the world when someone was greedy with Pocky and you didn't stop them. You were killed as well. And the world remained a pocky filled world.
I wish Dyalog would get on this guild more. Wish granted... He gets on and becomes addicted to the guild.. That's all he ever talks about, thinks about and dreams about. He has not time for anything else but the guild. After a while he looses all sense and goes crazy and gets locked up.. I wish I were a drummer
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:11 am
NileKing I wish my Lab work was done. gonk Granted. You finally finish your lab work on your own, very proud. But your teacher dies and there was no reason to have that lab work done. What a waste of time.
No wish... I'll catch us up.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:13 am
You become a drummer but you are so full of yourself that no one will allow you to be in their band. Sux to be a bandless drummer.
I wish Friday would get her sooner.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:24 am
PukeFacedFreak You become a drummer but you are so full of yourself that no one will allow you to be in their band. Sux to be a bandless drummer.
I wish Friday would get her sooner. Ok, Friday becomes tomorrow and goes by fast.. You wake up the next morning only to find that it is Monday again I wish I didn't have to work today
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:36 am
Granted. But it sings! Not bad eh? No... real bad. Although Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon" is not an all that bad song... that is ALL the chameleon sings. Night and day. Evidently you kill it. No more chameleon. All pet store owners heard about you and refuse to allow you to get another.
I wish I could find my toothbrush
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:28 am
PukeFacedFreak I wish I could find my toothbrush Granted. You find your toothbrush, but it's been stolen by this large ex-football player and you must fight him to get it back. In the fight you lose all your teeth. I wish I had a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:34 am
Kaydah I wish I had a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew. Granted. Unfortunately you can't figure out the right amount of syrup mixture to the water, so it tastes like crap every time. And no one wants to help you figure it out... because you have a lifetime supply, and they don't.
I wish I got an hour lunch instead of 30 minutes
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:42 am
PukeFacedFreak I wish I got an hour lunch instead of 30 minutes Granted. Now for every minute that passes two pass for you. You are now faster than normal people, but you age rapidly. By the time your 30-min lunch is over, you need to be in a nursing home. I wish I could finish what I start.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:51 am
Kaydah I wish I could finish what I start. Granted. You now have the ability to finish anything you start. However, now you can't think of anything to start. You die accomplishing nothing.
I wish I was able to get my tattoo, pay my bills and get a new computer all in the same weekend because I'd have enough money.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:02 am
PukeFacedFreak I wish I was able to get my tattoo, pay my bills and get a new computer all in the same weekend because I'd have enough money. Granted. You win the lottery. You can get your tattoo, pay your bills, and get a new computer in the same weekend. Immediately after you do all that you are then hit by a semi, destroying the computer and putting you in the hospital. The rest of your lottery winnings are given to charity due to something you incoherantly mumbled while on pain medication. I wish I had my own harem of anime bishonen.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:11 am
Kaydah I wish I had my own harem of anime bishonen. Granted. You get sucked into an anime and have your own "harem of anime bishonen" (sorry I dunno what that means), but an enemy manages to sneak up behind you and thouroughly dice your body into a horrible messy puddle of blood and meat. It's safe to say your character is not coming back to life.
I wish I had something better to eat for lunch
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 3:35 pm
PukeFacedFreak I wish I had something better to eat for lunch You secure something absolutely delicious for lunch, but a passing bear catches a wiff of it and challenges you to a game of Scrabble. You win. Unfortunately, the bear is a poor sport and mauls you horribly. I wish I could balance a lamp on top of my head. P.S. Bishonen are pretty boys.
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