The Unknown Mercenary
took the liberty of editing that ^ to a COCA COLA >.< pfft mountain due >.<...anyways...but seriously this is priceless ^_^ lolz
(yeah i know. X) didn't know what drink you liked but i was thinking a coke.)
dirt: well lets not chance it, ok? besides, you don't have to worry about losing her. that perfume that she was wearing is pretty good and i can still smell it. *sniff, sniff. mmm....* :}
* get on floor and starts sniffing. sniff, sniff. moves around. sniff, sniff.*
dirt: there she is!!! up in that tree. *starts taking pictures again* niiiccceeee, nnniiiicccceeeee!!!! thats how. yeah baby, yyeeaaahhh.
DFG: EEEEKKKKK!!!!! how the hell do these damn horn dogs keep finding me.
everyone: get her!!!
dirt: wait? what are we suppose to do after we catch her?