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To Marxx

What are your thoughts on Teaming with Shadow? Do you enjoy being his Walking Sack Of Prozac?

From WWFG and GWF Booker

Dear Kay,

The drunkest I've been? Holy crap, that's a good one, a VERY good one. I think it was back in 1999, when I started university. Well, not when I started, but when I was kicked out. My friend out there made the biggest fiesta of the university's history as a farewell gift. I remember absolutely nothing from 8PM to when I woke up the day after at like, 5PM.

The most stupid thing I've done? That's an easy one! It was when we were going back at the hotel after my friend's birthday in Tampa, FL. We had our designed driver (rule #1 of the Marxxology: Stay alive, there's another one coming tomorrow), and we were on a bridge, and I really had to go to the bathroom. We were at 30 minutes from our hotel, and the only thing I had close was a brown bag. So, because I'm not patient at all when I'm drunk, I took it and...complete yourself. But since no one wanted to keep the bag, we simply threw it outside and well, it fell, not on a car, but INSIDE the car of another guy who had his window open on the bridge. It might be bad said like that, but the worst is yet to come: It was a police car. $1 000 fine, the night in jail, plus we had to pay for the hotel one more night since we weren't there for the check out. Still, it's something I'll always remember xd

The highest number of girls I've made out in one night. I always fixed myself a limit of 6 (rule #2 of the Marxxology: Six is sex, just with the wrong vowel), but I rarely go over 3 or 4. I don't go higher mostly because I don't want to end like another of my friend, who had relationships with around 7 or 8 girls in the same night, and found out nine months later he was the father of 6 children. No need to say I don't want that to happen to me, eh eek

As you can see, I have absolutely no secrets when it comes to my nightlife razz

Marxx

((Alright, looks like I'm up. *cracks knuckles* here we go))

Greetings Asswipes,

Praise be to our Father in Heaven that doesn't give a s**t about us. Yeah it's me, your favorite EEW World Champion. No, not Jarel (who I defeated twice now), but your "skin lawnmower", Shadow (I agree with Marxx, what a lame-a** nickname). Well I'm here, legally obligated to answer your questions. Hell, if you wanted to ask, you could have just gone to SWA.com and send them to the blog. But I don't blame you. Not like it's worth the click. Figures Foley would come up with a piece-of-s**t website like that. Oh well.

So, onto the questions. Ask now or forever be a mute asswipe.

~Shadow
Your Fun-Loving World Champion

Dear Shadow

What are your thoughts on Teaming with Marrx in WWFG? Do you enjoy being part of the tag team?

From WWFG and GWF Booker

Dear Shadow,

I just finished watching the EEW One Night Stand 2008 DVD. You're title defence against Jarel Damone in the Main Event is a legendary performance from both of you! Were you taken to the limit by 'The Dragon'?

From
Dizzee Daisy

Discombobulated Cow,

I guess you could say I was "taken to the limit." Just between you and me, I don't consider Jarel on the same level. Not to sound arrogant or anything, this is just from observations. The guy gets screwed over more than those girls on the Bang Bus. We all know about the Screwjob and yeah I screwed him over once too, but he has it coming to him. He's always throwing his weight around, expecting to be on top wherever he goes. And why? Probably because he thinks that being undefeated in cages makes him a bad-a**. To me, that streak only means he won on thirty-nine different occasions. I have half a mind to call him on his bullshit, and if he wants to leave myself and Animok in a pool of my own blood, he's going to have first make more convincing threats. He'll have to tie up some loose ends too, because he doesn't have a lot of friends.

But other than that, I'd say it was a fairly good contest.

~~~~~~


To KFC,

1. If you had my family, you'd be like me too. And I'm not emo, I'm just pessimistic. I'm well aware of my other emotions, I just prefer to be more in touch with the darker side of things because it generates a better response. You'll find out about all that on the DVD coming soon. I'd elaborate here, but the administrative team at EEW.com doesn't want me to explain it here. Something about the FCC hounding on their asses about it. Oh well.

2. I tried the girlfriend thing, but she got knocked up by my best friend before we started dating and the whole sex thing. I can't deal with someone else's kid. I'm not exactly a role-model you know. Besides, hookers are less stressful to deal with. Only catch is, they make you pay extra to kiss them on the mouth.

4chan Whore,

Sting? Well, the guy's done a bunch of good stuff, but have you ever seen his interviews? Always in sunglasses. And there are only two kinds of people that wear shades in an interview: blind people and assholes.

Other then that, I admit to watching him while I was training. I wasn't very happy that the one time he wrestled the Great Muta they made Muta job to him, but the match was pretty good. Not the greatest before Sting went all Crow, but it was still done well.