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 Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:18 pm
I pick up the umbrella and open it as it starts to rain.
but in the storm, lightning strikes the umbrella and electrifies me!
I drop a Wet Floor sign.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:21 pm
i tripp over my shoe lace and the umbrella shuves though my eye i fall backwards and get trampled to death i dropp my mini hairspay
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:26 pm
I see a small can of hairspray, and I get mischievious (SP)
I get a lighter and the can and make a mini flamethrower... However, I put the lighter too close to the can, and then I think, "Oh, son of a bi-" *BOOM!!!!!!!*
All that's left is the lighter.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:45 pm
I try to figure out how to use the lighter and catch my hair on fire. I burn to death from the head down. I drop my glasses, which oddly survived...
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:06 pm
I see the glasses and put them on. They make me dizzy and I fall down into a manhole and starve to death. All they found of me was my socks.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:09 pm
I pick up the socks, and being the curious creature I am, sniff them.
"Hmmm... smell like... Swiss cheese..."
However, an old lady walking by says, "WHAT?!?! I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU LITTLE PEST!"
While I try to explain to her that I wasn't going to give her any cheese, she WHACKS me over the head with her cane and I bust my head open on the sidewalk.
I drop my brain.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:13 pm
i slip on the brain one of my shoes fall off and i get ranover the shoes still there
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:06 pm
'Oh wow,
another shoe...'
I think to myself
I pick up the shoe
but since I already have one,
I throw it in the trash.
Across the street a group of environmentalists sees this
they become enraged
and decide to "make an example out of me"
They toss me into a woodchipper to make compost
The shoe falls onto the sidewalk.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:14 pm
After noticing that two other people died in association with this shoe (-_-) I decide to avoid it completely and walk the other way.
Unfortunately, I walk into the infinite abyss from earlier.
I drop the ambulance that came too late for the last two posters. emo
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:20 pm
I was crossing at a cross walk and get run over by the ambulance.
The donkey that I was leading runs away.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:26 pm
I mistake the donkey for a horse,
and decide to surprise it.
I want up behind it,
shouting "HOOPLA!"
the donkey becomes startled, kicking me in the skull
killing me.
I drop a mirror
it doesn't break though ninja
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:55 pm
I pick up the mirror, and dance around with it on a football field! (just like the Pioneers Drum Corps did at the DCI show today!) xD
Unfortunately, I get run over by a marching tuba player and get flattened. ;_;
I drop a colorguard flag.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:09 pm
I see the colorguard flag and I just twirl and spin it like a propeller... 5 seconds later, I see clouds, birds flying high, and- *RRRRRRRRRNT!!!!*
I get chopped up to bits by a helicopter.
All that we see falling is a chapstick.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:21 pm
I pick up the chapstick,
which attracts near-by aliens
They abduct me and I am never seen again
I drop a goldfish, complete with bowl.
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