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 Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:34 am
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:58 pm
What the hell was i doing standing in the middle of a cave, in the dark, surrounded by wererats, quoting Dr. Seuss, and trying to kill a one-thousand-year-old vampire?
I am The Executioner, and i dont date vampires. I kill them.
The souffle....is floating into space.
By the way...why did your clothes change all of a sudden?
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:42 pm
Quotes . . from MY books of SDK, volumes 26, 27 and 28!
(of course with a few extra words added by yours truly, my friends know. I write all over my mangas! Makes 'em funneh! xD )
"Okay, we'll try you out, Shinrei. The one you serve is the Crimson King and the Mibu. Now Into my bed with you."
" 'Apologize?' I hate one republic!!"
"We call this 'Humn Incense st' "
"Lay off, foo'! Don't disturb da masta'!"
"The time has come. . . or maybe that was me. . ."
"Yuan. . . is blind like Akira"
"Monsieur Tokito Esquire,"
"Shinrei, you lost weight. . ."
"Hey, look at these dead guards,"
"Oh I thought that was your mom,"
"I don't believe it, I just touched him all over"
"I'll be watching over her. . . while she showers"
"Who turned out the lights?"
"LOL, I did,"
"I'm just running away, from my own helpless self. Praying for a new wind to blow through. Because frankly, Fubuki's farts linger for months,"
"By the way baby demon, if you katana did like you. . . It wouldn't cry after the buttsex,"
"I'm ashamed to say I ever expected anything from you. . . your p***s is small and you suck in bed,"
"Roll the ******** over, Fido!"
"... You've been touched too.. . by those myspace ***** wind is blowing. . . me"
"Julian-san! I'll give you this and my body if you save me!"
"It would have pained me to see you both killed before my eyes. . . even though I'm blind,"
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:49 pm
Prince Zuko: "How stupid do you think I am?"
Sokka: "Pretty stupid."
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Sokka “or the time when I had two fish hooks in my thumb.”
Aang “Two fish hooks?”
Katara “He tried to remove the first fish hook with a second fish hook.”
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Fire soldier: "Look, that lemur's earthbending!"
Sokka: "Not the lemur, you idiot. The girl!"
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Warden: "Go wake up the captain..."
Fire Soldier: "You just threw the captain overboard."
Warden: "Well, go wake up someone who I haven't thrown overboard..."
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sokka: "i'm too young to die!"
old fisherman: "i'm not, but i still don't want to!"
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zuko: "now, will you please put on some clothes?"
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Sokka: "You just sneezed, and flew 10 feet into the air!"
Aang: "Really? It felt higher than that."
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Aang: "Here, we'll ride the hopping llamas. And wwwaaayyy over here, we'll surf on the backs of giant koi fish. Then back over here, we'll ride the hog-monkeys. They don't like people riding them, but that's what makes it fun!"
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zuko: "uncle? i didn't see you get hit by the tongue..."
iroh: "shhh..."
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Sokka: "Yeah, this makes a lot sense. Let's bring the guy who's constantly trying to kill us."
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Aang: "Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that..."
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Iroh (chuckling): Prince Zuko, you're really going to get a kick out of this... the lotus tile was in my sleeve the WHOLE TIME!
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iroh "i'm sure he doesn't. why would he banish you if he didn't care? ...hmmm, that came out wrong, didn't it?"
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Zuko (giving his dagger to the boy, Lee): "Look at the inscription."
Lee: "Made in the Earth Kingdom."
Zuko: "The other inscription."
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:17 am
((Wow Jess, Absolute WIN! xD And all of that reminds me. We should - after we see Sozen's comet of course - start an Avatar RP. It'd be badass))
Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: THEY SNUCK UP ON ME!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.
Katara: Sokka, you're a genius!
Aang: How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work.
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of "genius" change in the last hundred years?
Lois Griffin: Peter, what did you promise me last night?
Peter Griffin: That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
Lois Griffin: And what did you do?
Peter Griffin: Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.
Peter Griffin: [riding a circus elephant] Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
More SDK book quotes!
Books 24 & 25
Me: “LoL, Herpes,”
Akari: “They’re fake, you fool. Mr. T pities you,”
Akari: “I have a p***s! Take a good look!”
Akari: “I’ve never regretted a decision so much. . . ‘cept losing it to Kyo,”
Kotaro: “Tokito of the four elders gave me a stimulant to enhance my body p***s.”
Yukimura: “..Kotaro will surely come across sasuke”
Nessi: “Perverted as is”
Indara: “Looks tasty tasty, fergalicious,”
Indara: “I thought I snuck up on him, but he fought back, fought back.”
Me: “There an echo in here?”
Kotaro: “You pooted on me!”
Indara: “My arms are hard as daimons now. And my p***s,”
Sasuke: “Here comes the last blow job!”
Sasuke: “You should taste his painis!”
Akira: “I wouldn’t trust a cannibal. Who knows when you’ll stab me in the back? Or in the front, because I wouldn’t SEE it coming”
Akira: “I see”
Me: “But you’re blind?”
Kubira: (to Akira)“You reveal your inner weaknesses. That thing that you have pursued for so long... eyesight”
Tora: (to Akira) “‘cause look.. Oop, sorry, you can’t still,”
Hotaru: “I’m tired of going down.”
Me: “Perverted as is,”
Hotaru: “And that drug... Sucks, it doesn’t work,”
Akira: “You didn’t really think I was finished did you? I only came once,”
Random person: “I found the light switch!”
Hishigi: “However, such a special sort of spell operation oral secks can only be performed by the highly practiced masters. . . and I’m aftraid we’re not ready to perform it on your daughter,”
Kubira: “There is a plague, you see. Spreading through the mibu clan. They call it the “death disease” herpes, because it’s incurable,”
Akira: “I shall have you know that I despise those sentimental family dramas– the repertoire of cheap acting troops! I’m talking to you, seventh heaven!”
Nessi: “BULIMIA ATTACK! 50 POINTS!”
Yukimura: “I do. it with boys,”
Haira: “The word is ‘c**k’”
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:52 pm
Avitar the last air bender
Sokka: there you happy now?
Zuko: im never happy.
Aang: Yes siefoo Hotmen
Zuko: STOP CALLING ME THAT
Euro Trip
Cooper: Oh! Here's a fun fact....YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!
Cooper: This isnt where i parked my car.
Jenny: Sorry to hear about Fiona. She's a whore.
Scott: Well, that's very sweet of you. Thanks.
Scott: What the ******** is a zussamen?
Scott: Why are you wearing my bathrobe?
Bert: Oh, I'm sorry, but somebody *pissed* all over mine last night!
Scott: I told her to keep her hands off my genitals.
Cooper: Well given what we know now, that seems like the exact opposite of what you want
Cooper: You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright.
Jenny: I'M COMING!
Cooper: I'm taking a nap. Wake me up when the train gets here.
Jenny: It says here this town has a famous nude beach.
Cooper: Alright, look, we can't just lie around all day, we've got to get out there and experience the culture!
Mieke: Let us make love for one whole month.
Scott: Ok!
Cooper: Check it out! I'm the Pope!
Scott: Cooper, take off the Pope hat!
Cooper: No, it's cool, I'm Catholic
Robot Man: Ow! My robot balls! Error! Error! Error!
(( we should do the avatar!! but i want Zuko for myseld^_^))
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:38 am
watch out the Pinta of doom is coming
I don't know if your mom's a boy or girl
Jicotsu thats my eye!!!
Boobie witch!
I'm lonaly!
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:40 am
arabella_lee What the hell was i doing standing in the middle of a cave, in the dark, surrounded by wererats, quoting Dr. Seuss, and trying to kill a one-thousand-year-old vampire?I am The Executioner, and i dont date vampires. I kill them.The souffle....is floating into space.By the way...why did your clothes change all of a sudden? omg Anite!!!
i told that s**t was good!
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:09 pm
FIRELORD ZUKO
♥ALL HAIL!♥
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:00 am
Arrieth FIRELORD ZUKO
♥ALL HAIL!♥
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:02 am
Naughtygrl144 arabella_lee What the hell was i doing standing in the middle of a cave, in the dark, surrounded by wererats, quoting Dr. Seuss, and trying to kill a one-thousand-year-old vampire?I am The Executioner, and i dont date vampires. I kill them.The souffle....is floating into space.By the way...why did your clothes change all of a sudden? omg Anite!!!
i told that s**t was good! great book! sam do you have the next one? if there is one?
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:22 pm
SDK quotes!
Volume 23
Okuni: "Kyo-san's body has fallen into the hands of the Mibu . . He's their prostitute now,"
Shindara: "This life... is so gay,"
Akira: "It's back, My erection,"
Akari:"That felt good,"
Hotaru:"It wasn't so tough,"
Bon:"Yeah, too easy,"
Me:"Tora Tora Tora the explorer! T-t-tora T-t-tora!"
Okuni: "I think they're up to something. Something very sexual,"
-Arrow to Nozomu, wrapped in cloths- "Osama"
Yuan: "They're not very becoming on you, BUT if I were on you, I'd be coming,"
Akari: "How dare you reveal the secrets of a helpless lady?! I'm not really a lady tho. . ."
Akari: "Man what a drag queen like me,"
Okuni: "Because of the powder she emits, she's never felt the touch of another person. The way I do all the time,"
Akari: "Is that all? You're not much of a monster Santera. My p***s is bigger than yours,"
Akari: "I'm the same as you. A male,"
"It's really hard. So am I,"
Mekira: "As long as I have my eyes I'm invincible. And not as blind as Akira,"
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:59 pm
Yuan. no its Yunyun the panda!! ^_^
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:45 am
Zuko: Uncle can defeat the fatherlord
Toph: you mean the Firelord
Zuko: thats what i just said!
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:19 pm
Get out of the Bison's mouth!
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