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 Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:48 pm
 I hear you calling...
... I liked Married With Fishsticks. lol
...and it's needles and pins. 
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:18 pm
Hillsys Stalker I hear you calling...
... I liked Married With Fishsticks. lol
...and it's needles and pins. Well, too each their own. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:39 pm
i liked marryed with fishsticks too ninja
well akemi deserves pain sufferin an gore 3nodding an yurs had none of that! domokun *proudly gives yuu a 5 back* dont mess! talk2hand
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:47 pm
How about marry Perdicus and he doesn't die and I have to live forevers with him.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:04 pm
ew 7 gonk haha remember gabbys weading dress!? xd she had on a white dress with big brown combat boots or somthin xd it looked like she bought it at a gas station xd
ok ummmm if i wer akemi i wuld rip open my melly button then fill it with a swarm of hornets an sew myself back together 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:25 pm
Bleegh.
That's gross.
But I dunno if it's soo bad.
Because I think eventually the hornets would suffocate.
7.5
If I were Akemi, I would bash my mouth against a rock until every single one of my teeth fell out then inject myself with a shot of lactic acid to force rigor mortis upon my body while still alive, and wait for my belly to bloat up before puncturing it with my broken teeth, and filling it with maggots, and scorpions.
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:51 pm
eek That deserves a solid 9. eek
I would stick a funnel in my mouth and pour lava down my throat. Simple, but effective.
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:46 pm
6! domokun i like her gettin all ouchified! but i realleh dont see how she culd pick up hot lava an put it down a funnle teh go all nice an quiet inteh ehr throat whee
if i wer akemi i wuld chew off each of my fingers 1 by 1 then swallow a fishin hook an pull out my own stoumach 3nodding so i culd take out my fingers an eat them again 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:01 pm
Azhren 6! domokun i like her gettin all ouchified! but i realleh dont see how she culd pick up hot lava an put it down a funnle teh go all nice an quiet inteh ehr throat whee if i wer akemi i wuld chew off each of my fingers 1 by 1 then swallow a fishin hook an pull out my own stoumach 3nodding so i culd take out my fingers an eat them again 3nodding I give it a 6, cuz I really don't see how she could pull her stomach out of her. Plus she wouldn't be able to re-eat her fingers, cuz she'd be dead by then. I would fill a frying pan with grease, light it on fire, give it to someone, and tell them to throw it at my face. Then I would spend a week lying on a rock in the dessert, dying slowly and painfully from the blow to my head and the burns all over my body and the hot sun and the lack of food and water. (And no one can tell me that this wouldn't work because it is in fact, a true story! Except that my great grandmother spent a month lying in bed rather than a week in the dessert, before she died..... And she didn't do it on purpose. It was kinda a freak accident. sweatdrop )
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:46 pm
ish better then yur last 1! 3nodding 7!
if i wer akemi i wuld carve off my eyelids an pour a container of salt inteh my eyes. after that i wuld activate my gag reflex over an over again til it goes numb then pull out my own uvula 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:26 pm
8 for pain and realism.
If I were Akemi, I think that I would go down a slide lined with tiny razor blades that went directly into the ocean. Then I'd play the waiting game until the sharks caught my scent.... smile
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:31 am
i never got how sharks culd smell stuff under water...thass candeh 3nodding
BUT i give 7! 3nodding i like teh rasor blade part! 4laugh
if i wer akemi i wuld hit my face against a cliff until ish all bloody an swolen then slowly impale myself with a rounded staff 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:41 am
eek OH. MY. GODS. eek
You guys have lost your friggen marbles! This post is way too dark, and we should come up with funny and clever ways to torture her without maming/killin/dismemberment...Like the whole Joxer singing bit, or the Married With Fishsticks bit.
I give you all a 2 for re-uising ideas and making me want to vomit! confused
I want her to work at my store and only half-learn everything, then be left alone in the store during never-ending peak hours, where all she can hear is the phone ringing and the doorbell chiming and the bad singers on the karaoke machine, and people keep yelling at her from the counter to help them; and I want to see her do it until she can't take it anymore and curls up in a little ball on the floor, rocking herself and muttering about "chiming and ringing and shouting and singing."
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:37 am
nuu! akemi deserves pain an sufferin! scream yuu get a 1 for NOT ouchifyin her! domokun
i went ther talk2hand
if i wer akemi i wuld cut open my cheeks from my mouth teh my ears then eat a whole patch of lemons 3nodding ...im too lazy teh think about more now gonk
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FluffyWuffieBunny Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:26 pm
Yeah I'm out of ideas, too.
And reading all of these started giving me a stomach ache.
sweatdrop
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