O_- CHEESE CAKE -_O
Me and my friends were at the food court and I was stuffing the meat into the tortilla wraps because I was having tortilla wraps. I wasn't paying attention to what my friends were saying but I saw an old fat woman walking past. I heard my friend whispering to my other friend. 'Its so saggy, looks like its gonna fall no mater what.'
And I thought they were talking about how I don't know how to eat my tortilla wrap because the meat was falling out so I said ' Roll them up and stuff them back in .' [I was talking about my tortilla wrap]
My friends said 'eww'
And I'm like 'What? Don't eww at my food, that is how you wrap a tortilla wrap'
And they cracked up and said 'We were talking about the fat old woman's boobs'
gonk LOL, thats gross!
rofl rofl rofl ok so i have 3 funny/embarrassing moments i just remembered
in 5th grade we were studying sea monkeys (Known as stupid brine shrimp) so the teacher showed us a picture of hand drawn sea monkeys (which looked gross) and it was one of those "can you tell whats wrong in this picture" picture... so the teacher asked me what was wrong witht the picture, and i accidently, without thinking said "everything" the whole class heard me and laughed... but they did agree...
ok and another moment that happened in 5th grade... so we were gonna go camping and the teacher was answering questions abour camp, and i asked "can we take our cellphones?" and the teacher said "no, you can use the phone in the lobby" and i, again without thinking said "awww, but your phone doesn't have any games"
XD
oh yeah, last one n 5th grade...
so the class had to take a picture with our teacher... when it was my turn i sat down in the chair next to him and smiled... but before the picture was taken, i quickly frowned and sat farther away from him so yeah... went into the yearbooks... lol
oh yeah, i just remembered... so me and my mom went shopping, right? i thought whats the worst thing that can happen... big mistake... suddenly she started getting pink pants, pink sweaters, pink everything! and she doesn't know my size so she gives me all of them in XL size which is way off! they all looked so girly! and then... she found the ugliest shirt i have ever seen in my life! it was pink, baggy, made of cotton, with a yellow picture of a duck and it was XL just making it look like the ugliest shirt ever! my mom made me try it on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and people were looking at me like i was crazy, they were right... i was crazy... for going shopping with my mom! in the end i ran away to a different store and bought a white and blue shirt my size and its not baggy... i showed it to my mom and she said "thats not cute, you should have gotten the pink one" i felt like screaming
XD
