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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:43 pm

Jet Boy - New York Dolls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y8-CBXfzhE

Paintball Wizards - The Who
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOUqRZkR8dE

Just songs coming on top of my head that seems to be the same style as what you came with.

Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:01 pm

Chapter Three - At Open War PPV - Their is A Time And Place......For The Future!!

To The Limit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzWeV4Xf9A

I'm out to mix it up and change my complexion
To coat the feelings and cure my depression

A Twisted Flow Highlight video showed from WWE:TF. During the whole video the WWE was blurred.

A shot of petrol is my bona fide method
To lose control and get thoroughly distracted

Jed was shown backstage standing in his rip off pants with his wrestling tights underneath the pants. Jed was wearing a Twisted Flow T-Shirt instead of his Own. Really it was Jed's shirt because on the Front it said Twisted Flow, but on the back it said The Twisted Tour! Jed looked at the crew noticing that they were now all FFA members, non were from the WWE:TF. Jed looked down while raising his left arm covering his eyes briefly, but only to wipe them so that he could see better. Jed moved to the steps and slowly walked up them moving towards the doors. Jed stopped at the door, took a deep breathe, then began to open them so that he could walk towards the ring.

I'm on the money, here I come
Fuel for my engine, and I'm gone

Jed had picked up a microphone on the way out to the FFA ring. Jed walked 10 ft towards the ring as the doors closed behind him. Jed looked left to the people as they were cheering him. Jed then looked down to the ground covering his eyes trying to make sure the crowd could not see them. Jed looked all the way at the top of the Arena. Jed waited a few seconds then looked towards the ring slowly. Jed walked to the ring while taking a deep breathe every few second. Jed turned to make sure no one was following him from the backstage area. Jed moved to the steps trying to put off what he had to say till he had to say it. Jed walked onto the side of the ring, apron, whipping his feet once, twice, three times before entering the ring. Jed looked at the ring announcer who Just announced Jed as he was looking at the ceiling just a minute ago. Jed asked if the announcer could leave the ring. The announcer left the ring just as before in Jed's other promos. Jed took his microphone and walked to the middle of the ring fixing his shirt. The crowd could notice Jed's beard had grown in from the last time he was in a Twisted Flow ring. Jed slowly raised the microphone to his lips just soaking in the anticipation. Jed was about to speak on the microphone when the crowd started to chant. "Twisted Flow, Twisted Flow, Twisted Flow" Jed looked towards a few people who were close friends of Jed Out Of Character. One friend sign had. "Is Jed Retiring?" A close friend of Jed wrote. "Jed is the Limit in Wrestling!" Jed then turned towards a few people that were booing Jed! One sign in that regional area was. "Jed is worst than a bad Super bowl commercial!" Another sign had. "Jed hasn't done s**t to earn a retirement!" Jed turned back to the main camera raising the microphone to his lips once again. Jed was trying to speak, but yet again the Crowd just Kept Chanting. Twisted Flow! Jed then just went for the leap, the leap being speaking while the crowd was cheering!

"You fans! You Fans are the reason I am here tonight! You Fans are the reason each and every wrestler in the back puts their body on the line. A-And I believe each and one of you fans respects us for it!" The Twisted Flow crowd began to cheer as Jed said Respect! " Speaking of Respect I'd like to say last Twisted Flow event I wrestled a man Name Mr. X." The crowd cheered yet again." Yep. Mr. X.. A little history lesson. Me and Mr.X. were part of a company Named Gaia Wrestling federation or GWF. Well I wrestled in GWF I would travel around the world to wrestle and one of the people I'd travel with would be Mr. X. I know think Me traveling with other people must sound strange, but the facts facts brothers. The reason I told you that was at the last Twisted Flow event we tore down the house. W probably had Match of the show, match of the month, maybe even match of the year, but we the wrestlers wont know till you fans vote! " The crowd gave sort of a sign agreeing with Jed." The Reason...." Jed paused for a sec as Twisted flow chants started going. "The reason why and how we tore down the house was because of the respect. The respect that we had for one another. In fact I'd like to show some footage from that match!

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Mr. X used the ropes to pull himself up, but was cautious because of the pain and he didn't want Jed to spot him yet. He struggled to stand to his feet, but with the help of the ropes, he was able to do it. Making his way to Jed, he'd tap him on the shoulder. If Jed turned around, he'd attempt to kick him in the gut and follow with an X-Factor! Jed was kicked in the gut by Mr.X; however when Mr.X. went for the X-Factor Jed went to swipe Mr.X. arms away and go for a JKO on Mr.X. Mr. X was unnerved when the JKO was about to come. He just shoved Jed off with his whatever adrenaline pumped him to do so. The push would send Jed into the ropes and hopefully bounce back. If all was successful, Mr. X would attempt X-C-M, a super kick! Jed wasn't sure what Mr.X. was going to try to do so Jed just knew the one thing he could do. Jed side stepped the kick and ran towards the other side of the ring. Jed would try to bounce off the ropes. If able Jed would come back and go for his Running European Upper Cut!! Mr. X knew the pain of one of those running European Upper Cut and didn't want to face it again. Once his foot was planted, he had about a second to react to Jed who had been closing it. Mr. X managed to basically side step and dodge the attack and ran across the ring, bouncing off the ropes and attempted to clothesline Jed when he came back! Jed had missed the European Upper cut and began to stubble towards the ropes, so Jed just decided to hit them Hard. Jed tried to come back and go for a clothesline to Mr. X. Jed wasn't sure what Mr. X. had planned but He was hit with a surprising Clothesline!! Mr. X had been hit by Jed's clothesline and sprawled into the air with him. He hit the mat lying on the ground, holding his head. Jed laid there looking up at the lights. Jed held his throat for a few second. The ref began the 10 count!

1!

Mr. X laid on his stomach, after rolling over onto it. He breathed lightly after the air had basically been knocked out of him. He hadn't expected a counter from Jed.

2!

Jed just laid on the canvas breathing slightly as the crowd chanted Twisted Flow!!

3!

Mr. X's body stirred as he clutched his neck, breathing lightly still. He wanted to get up, but no amount of energy allowed him to.

4!

Jed began to turn to his side holding his throat.

5!

Mr. X turned over onto his back to get some air, his eyes staring up at the ceiling.

6!

Jed tried to get to a knee trying to get to his feet!

7!

Mr. X turned to his side and used his one arm to prop up his head. He began to drag his body towards the ropes but stopped and tried to stand up because the count was coming close to the end.

8!

Jed stumbled towards Mr. X.. trying to throw a punch as the ref just counted!

9!

Mr. X's maneuvers were extremely sloppy, yet he was able to dodge the punch from Jed. The punch some how ended up itself on his shoulder which caused his next move to be even sloppier. He attempted to get close to Jed and attempt a book end. Jed went for a few elbow to Mr.X. Head as he had him in his the side hold! Mr. X had no choice but to release Jed after taking the elbow to his temple. His head throbbed as he backed up, but didn't realize there wasn't a lot of space. He was vulnerable. Jed went to push Mr.X. off the ropes and try to whip him to the other side of the ring. Jed was hoping to get him to come back because he would then try for a Flapjack! Mr. X had been whipped across the ring and bounced back. He watched as Jed went to get him off the ground, but swung his foot up to kick his opponent in order to counter. Jed was kicked in the chest by Mr. X. Jed dropped his arms and held on the top rope! Mr. X wanted to seize this opportunity, he turned around ran to the set of ropes he had just bounced from and ran at Jed! Jed went to take this chance too. Jed ran forward and as Mr.X. came running Jed would try to Flap Jack him straight up into the air!! Mr. X had been lifted off the ground by Jed and before anymore could happen, he attempted to wrap his arms around his neck as if he was about to try a DDT, keeping the front face lock if successful. Jed was put into the Front Face lock. Jed tried to raise Mr. X. legs up into the air. Also tried to spin Mr. X. off of him. Mr. X was being spun off- this was a horrible idea for Jed as this was being put into motion, Mr. X tried his XKO finisher! While Jed was turning Mr. X. he had totally forgot Mr.X. finishing move. Jed was hit with the X-K-O!! The way Jed was hit was sort of picture perfect amazing looking in slow motion. As Mr X. was falling Jed was off the ground. Jed and Mr X. were still spinning in the air, but as they they hit the Canvas Jed body flung up a few feet to where Jed landed onto his back!!! Mr. X felt a little bit of momentum pump through him as soon as he hit the floor, to the crowd's awe. They were chanting all sorts of things, but Mr. X couldn't here any of it- he was so focused. He went down for the pin on Jed...

"1! 2!..."
The crowd were chanting Many things, but the one that could be heard the most was Twisted flow! Not FFA! Jed felt his leg being risen up, but he was still dazed! The ref counted!

1!
2!
3!

The crowd was in shock and awe that the Debuting Mr.X. Just beat Jed clean in the middle of the ring. Replays of the X-K-O were shown many times as the ref raised Mr.X. arm! Mr. X arm was still risen as he looked up at the titantron watching the replay. Panting tirelessly, he looked down at Jed and extended his hand to him to help him up. Once he was up, he would shake his hand. Jed was helped up to his feet by Mr. X. and the ref. Jed watched the replay of the ending! Jed turned to Mr X. looked left then right! Jed then shook his hand out of respect for such a fun match!

Jed was shown in the middle of the ring clapping as he watched that footage. As sound came back to the arena for the people at home watching could hear many Twisted Flow Chants! "Yep Now if only I could get you people to chant Twisted Tour! " Jed laughed at this short plug, which worked because now the crowd started chanting Twisted Tour, but they alternated between flow and tour! "This is the Twisted Tour people Last week as i have shown i wrestled a great wrestler. Soon to be the Future. But their is a time and place for that future. Right now My future is coming..I know most of you people have seen me saying that I am retiring, but I feel that I need to win that big one before I leave. The big one begin The Twisted Flow world title! Their are a few things i could o to get that title shot. I could do what Mad dog did which he put the show on hold. Or i could go to the CEO and ask for a match..But I'd rather do what each and everyone of you fans do everyday. I'd rather earn my chance at the gold. Earn something by putting on the best matches you fans have ever seen in Twisted Flow or any other company. Which to do that I need to fight the greats. The Twisted Flow greats like Cyrus, Vulture, 2.0., Landry, Geoff, Warner, and Rotten!! But not only greats, but also need to wrestle the future! The Future of the Show, Maybe even ----"

You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side

Break on Through To The Other Side by The Doors hits the arena, cutting Jed off mid sentence. The crowd goes into a chorus of boo's familiar with the music. Freakshow walked out onto the top of the ramp, wearing his ring gear and an airbrushed T-Shirt. He had the usual smirk on his face. He sauntered down the ramp, his the microphone in his hand. He raised the microphone to his mouth while making his way to the ring. "It's funny that you talk about the future of this business" He said, running a hand through his hair, stopping at ringside for a brief moment, "Even though you don't know a single thing about it," The fans begin to boo even louder, "I see that none of you seem to understand what I'm saying, I don't exactly expect any better of you, so allow me to explain" He said as he walked up the ring steps.

"Try to imagine me, just breaking into the bigger leagues, you can probably imagine how excited I was, at that point in my career I was the future!" Freak said slowly entering the ring through the middle rope, "That was the logical thing to think, I was young, I had it good up here" He said pointing to his head, " You would guess the promoters would do the right thing, and give me a good job right?" Freakshow said, leaning against the ropes, "But things aren't that simple, that's not how this business works, because people like you!" He said pointing at Jed, with a slight change in demeanor, "I never got my chance. The only way I could get somewhere, was diving into barbwire, setting myself on fire, and getting tossed of balconies, week after week!" He says pacing around the ring.

"With the kind of lifestyle, there were alot of low things I had to resort to relieve the pain, when I did finally get those big opportunity's, Woops, I'm not "The Future" I'm too banged up, I'm not marketable" He says standing a few feet from Jed, "Years have been taken off of my career, my doctor says I probably won't live past my mid sixties and that is all, because of you!" He said, in hysteria, "Jed, you, are the living breathing embodiment of everything that's wrong with this business, you held me back, you took years off my life!" He said as the fans began booing louder, "And Now you have the nerve to come out here and talk about the future!" He said, bringing the mic down and waiting for a response.

Jed started to raise the microphone as the crowd started a Kick his a** chant!! "Well. That. Is. Funny!! I only say it's funny because I was like you. In fact here in Twisted Flow I was the Hardcore Icon for a while.. I even wrestled in a Lightube Cage match at Wrestlemaina! But that was then when I thought that was going to get me far. So what i can say is this, We aren't that different, You and I. In fact I know what your feeling right now. ""I want that shot that Brass ring that everyone talks about!"" Well how about me and you have a match, here tonight, for respect and honor that we both share deep down inside or soles. From one Former Hardcore guy to another former Hardcore Guy. What do you say? " Jed extended his hand out for a hand shake! Freakshow looked at Jeds hand in disgust. He accepted the hand shake, then looked like he was about to leave, then quickly sent a slap towards Jeds face, before bolting from the ring, not wanting to feel the effect of his actions. Jed was shaken his hand for a second or two before getting slapped across his face. Jed stood their for a few second then turned towards Freakshow and ran at him as he left the ring. "Get back in here. You wanna slap me across my face fine then I'm going to slap you across yours with...With your match you created. I challenge you to a Softcore match! I bet you didn't think I heard about this match before. You had it under wraps for a while but it debits tonight! Come on IT Is your playground KID! Get on the Jungle Gym! " Jed backed away from the ropes! Freakshow walked to the back, glad to hear that it was his tailor made match he would be fighting Jed in. Jed through the microphone down! Jed just kept watching Freakshow!

Chapter Three Part 2 - At Open War PPV - Jed vs Freakshow!

(The Following is a Softcore Match!
Only a select few weapons, chosen by Freakshow are aloud to be used in the match. Only Freakshow knows what weapons are aloud to be in use, probably explaining who invented it. Count outs will be in play)

Stagehands finish stuffing weapons underneath the ring, introducing first-

To The Limit?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMzWeV4Xf9A

I'm out to mix it up and change my complexion
To coat the feelings and cure my depression

A Twisted Flow Highlight video showed from WWE:TF. During the whole video the WWE was blurred.

A shot of petrol is my bonafide method
To lose control and get thoroughly distracted

Jed was shown backstage standing in his rip off pants with his wrestling tights underneath the pants. Jed was wearing a Twisted Flow T-Shirt instead of his Own. Really it was Jeds shirt because on the Front it said Twisted Flow, but on the back it said The Twisted Tour! Jed looked at the crew noticing that they were now all FFA members, non were from the WWE:TF. Jed looked down while raising his left arm covering his eyes briefly, but only to wipe them so that he could see better. Jed moved to the steps and slowly walked up them moving towards the doors. Jed stopped at the door, took a deep breathe, then began to open them so that he could walk towards the ring.

I'm on the money, here I come
Fuel for my engine, and I'm gone

Jed had picked up a microphone on the way out to the FFA ring. Jed walked 10 ft towards the ring as the doors closed behind him. Jed looked left to the people as they were cheering him. Jed then looked down to the ground covering his eyes trying to make sure the crowd could not see them. Jed looked all the way at the top of the Arena. Jed waited a few seconds then looked towards the ring slowly. Jed walked to the ring while taking a deep breathe every few second. Jed turned to make sure no one was following him from the backstage aera. Jed moved to the steps trying to put off what he had to say till he had to say it. Jed walked onto the side of the ring, apron, whipping his feet once, twice, three times before entering the ring. Jed looked at the ring announcer who Just announced Jed as he was looking at the ceiling just a minute ago. Jed asked if the announcer could leave the ring. The announcer left the ring just as before in Jed's other promo's. Jed took his microphone and walked to the middle of the ring fixing his shirt. The crowd could notice Jeds beard had grown in from the last time he was ina Twisted Flow ring. Jed slowly raised the microphone to his lips just soaking in the anticipation. Jed was about to speak on the microphone when the crowd started to chant. "Twisted Flow, Twisted Flow, Twisted Flow" Jed looked towards a few people who were close friends of Jed Out Of Character. One friend sign had. "Is Jed Retiring?" A close friend of Jed wrote. "Jed is the Limit in Wrestling!" Jed then turned towards a few people that were booing Jed! One sign in that regional area was. "Jed is worst than a bad Superbowl commercial!" Another sign had. "Jed hasn't done s**t to earn a retirement!" Jed turned back to the main camera raising the microphone to his lips once again. Jed was going to try to speak again, but yet again the Crowd just Kept Chanting. Twisted Flow! Jed passed the microphone back to the announcer who came back into the ring. Jed then took his rip off pants and threw his shirt into the crowd.

You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side
Break on through to the other side

Freakshow strutted out of the curtain, holding a steel chair in his hands. He seemed relatively confident with the steel chair in his hands. All the while, the commentators were explaining the rules of the match to the TV audience similar to what the ring announcer did beforehand. Freakshow began circling the ring before he got in, threatening some jeering fans with the chair.

Freakshow slid his weapon into the ring, and rolled in behind it. He picked up the chair, and approached Jed with a sly grin, then handed him the chair. "I'll give you a free shot" He said as he put his hands behind his back, hoping Jed didn't know the rules. Jed pushed the chair aside because A) That is a bad guy thing! B). He was sure if this weapon was allowed. Jed went to, like he said, push the chair away the hoping to slap Freakshow! Freakshow recoiled back, not expecting the slap, he tossed the chair down in rage, and stepped forward, throwing a big punch at Jed! Jed looked at the Chair thrown down and turned towards Freakshow who was launching a punch at Jed. Jed was hit with the punch by Freakshow. The crowd booed for Freakshow, but as Jed tried for his own punch to Freakshow. They cheered! Freakshow stumbles back, trying to regain his vision, before going for a knee lift to the gut of Jed, not wanting to exchange punches with him any time soon. Jed doubled over from the knee lift from Freakshow. Jed thought to himself! What kind of person throws a knee in a fist fight?! Freakshow then tried clubbing Jed in the back with a few overhand forearms! Wanting to ground Jed before he did anything big.. Jed dropped to a knee from a forearm, then he fell all the way down to the canvas after a few more! Freakshow turned away from Jed, raising a fist up in the air in victory or a display of soul power. But most likely victory. Freak grabbed the chair and set it up, before turning back to Jed and going for some stomps. Jed started to get up to a knee when he was stomped back down to the canvas!! Freakshow stepped up on top of the chair, and began to wait on Jed! Preparing for what would go down in history as the first big Softcore bumps! He began yelling at Jed to get up, fans waited in anticipation for what would happen! Jed began to get up to his knees! Freakshow flew off his perch on the chair! He felt like he was suspended in the air for hours, when in reality it was only seconds! His fists clasped together over his head, he came crashing down towards Jed for a double axe handle off the chair! Jed roses and elbow and tried to hit him with it, but still Jed was hit with the Axe Handle and dropped to the canvas! Freakshows fists ricochet off Jeds head. He drops to his knees, arms outstretched, basking in all his personal glory. He gets up to his feet after getting boo'd the fans not appreciating the show of athleticism. Jed held his neck for a few seconds before trying to get up. This match had just started he need to get going! Freakshow tried grabbing Jed by the back of the neck, and leading him towards the ropes. Before attempting to toss him through the middle ropes. Jed was thrown through middle rope and top rope to landed on the apron! Freakshow rolls to the outside of the ring, the starts digging out of the ring. He pulled out a trash can, he looked inside the trash can, seeing a red check mark the ring crew had marker'd onto it, he grinned, trying to drag Jed to the outside. Jed was dragged to the outside of the ring by Freakshow as the crowd Booed Freakshow! Freakshow waited for Jed to get to his knees, backing up, poised to strike with the weapon. Jed laid on the ground for a few second wondering what weapons were allowed. Jed began t stand up looking towards Freakshow! Freakshow stepped forward at Jed with a twisted grin on his face, bringing the trash can down towards his opponents head, deciding to let go of the trash can just before contact for maximum force. Jed had looked up as the trash can came down towards his head. Jed raised his right hand trying to block the trash can, but he had forgot that his hand would come back and hit him. Which it did with some force, enough to knock Jed down to his butt.. But at least he knew one weapon that was legal! Freakshow, unaware of any plans on Jeds part, walked away from him, jawing with the fans. After a few moments of celebration, he turned to Jed, and charged at him, aiming to knock him down with a boot to the face. Jed had start to get up after a few seconds a big red mark was shown on Jeds head it wasn't blood. Jed the was hit with the boot and fell against the apron!! Freakshow looks towards Jed propped against the apron, then grabs the bottom rope, and puts his boot against Jeds throat, choking him against the apron! He was muttering something to himself, sounding satisfied. Jed began to get choke as the ref wasn't sure if he should count or not. The ref went to pull Freakshow off trying to ask if he should count in a low voice."Not this time," He said, deciding to stop anyways. Freak rolled into the ring, spotting the chair still in the center. Freak grabs the chair and heads over towards the turnbuckle, lodging it between the top and middle. Jed fell to the ground holding his neck! Freakshow yelled at the ref, "Hey a*****e! Start counting him out!" Freakshow said, revealing a previously unknown rule in the softcore match much to the distaste of the live audience.. Jed Started to get up. Freakshow paced around the ring, starting sarcastic, mocking, Jed chants. Jed started to slide into the ring as he paced around the ring. Jed stood up holding his neck. Jed look to see where Freakshow was because If he were turn Jed would run at the ropes and go for a Suicide Dive!! Freakshow saw Jed bolting through the ropes at him! With no time to catch Jed, his opponent simply collides with him! Sending Freakshow back, slamming into the guardrail and nearly tipping it over! The crowd gave a good reaction to Jed dive from the ring. They started Chant Twisted Flow, but their were also some Jed chants! When Jed flew from the ring he came at Freakshow at an angle ending up going over the barricade into the crowd! Freakshow leaned against the barrier, his back arched in pain, eventually collapsing against it. The crowd was excited for the change in momentum. Jed was helped up by a few of the fans! Jed stood up and went to give Freakshow a head butt from behind!! The headbutt connects with, Freakshow stumbles forward, dropping to his knees in pain. He grabbed onto the ring apron, trying to get to his feet, but was too dazed to make it up to his feet. Jed jumped on the barricade and Yelled Twisted Flow as he Rose his right arm waiting for Freakshow to turn. Because when he did he would try for his Patten Crossbody Clothesline!! As he made it back up, Freakshow turned after hearing Jeds battle cry, and was swept off his feet by the move. He the fans were getting fired up by Jeds high paced offense as opposed to Freakshows more methodical style. Jed got up using the apron from his crossbody clothesline. Reply were show of it hitting while Jed had a muscle taught and a wild battle call! The crowd bought into it too because they cheered even more. Freakshow grips onto the apron, and starts crawling into the ring while Jed was playing to the crowd, wanting to get away from him while he was on the offensive. Jed went to stand on the apron. Freakshow approached Jed, and sent a sloppy right hand to the side of the head, still a bit dizzy from the dives. Jed tried to duck the punch and go for a shoulder thrust to Freakshows gut! The punch misses, leaving Freak open for a shoulder to the get. He grabs onto the top rope, and doubles over, holding on to prevent from falling over and allowing an aerial attack. Jed stood up straight after the elbow, the crowd knew what was next, Jed tried for a sunset flip! The count gets to two, Freakshow pushes forward, shifting his weight and countering with a jacknife pin. He would have grabbed the ropes, but he didn't know if he told the ref it was legal or not. The ref counted.

1!
2!

Jed pushed off the ground try to get ti his feet with Freakshow gets to his feet. If able Jed would try to spin around twice. Hoping that would be enough to go for a backslide pin on Freakshow! Freakshow was bridged up to his feet, and maneuvered into a backslide pin attempt. He kicks through and rolls back onto his feet, a bit confused. Jed stood with his back turned towards Freakshow a little dizzy himself! Freakshow lunges over towards Jed, and tries tripping him with a schoolboy roll up, grabbing the tights for extra leverage on the pin attempt. The crowd was sort of doing a boo and cheer! The ref counted as Jed was in the school boy.

1!
2!

Jed kick out yet again! Freakshow is sent careening back into the ropes by the forceful kick out. Jed stood up turning towards Freakshow when he was near the ropes. Jed did short power taught of sorts then ran at Freakshow thing of doing a clothesline! Freak saw Jed charging towards him, so he dropped down, aiming a drop kick to the knees of his opponent. Jed was shocked by the dropkick to the knees. Jed didn't flip forward he just dropped down to both knees. Jed went to try to stand up trying to hold his knee while bent over!Freakshow gets to his feet, and pulls down his elbow pad. He hits the ropes, and comes running back towards Jed, swinging at him with an overhead lariat trying to connect with an impactful Beheader. Doesn't matter what the crowd thought of Freakshow but that finisher just had its own crowd chant, in which when he came off the ropes the knew what was going on, so the chanted" Be-head-her!!" Jed wasn't sure what was going on until the crowd said something which Jed turned his head noticing he was coming at him with some speed. As Freakshow got Near Jed spun right to move his body out of the way. When moved he noticed Freakshow might not be able to catch himself. Jed went to hit the ropes and try for his American Made Cutter to Freakshow! Freakshow dropped to his hands and knees after missing the move. He quickly scrambled up, not sure were Jed was, fortunately, he spotted him running the ropes, ready to uncork on Freak with a european uppercut. Freak moved out of the way, narrowly dodging the move. Jed hit the ropes after missing the America Made Cutter! Jed deiced maybe try a different move when he came back maybe a Lariat!! Freakshow was prepared for the move, so ducked, and tried sweeping Jeds legs from under him with a swift motion of the arm. Jed was taken down to the canvas by the leg sweep! Freakshow let out a brief cackle as he went for the pin, finding amusement in Jeds fall. The ref counted.

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2!

Jed kicked out trying to push Freakshow off him a few feet away from himself. Freak gets to his feet after being shoved off Jed, then he backs towards the ropes, ready to go on the attack when his opponent got to his feet. He was desperate to slow the match down, not comfortable with the fast paced action. Jed got to a knee and when Freakshow came near Jed would try to sweep his legs! "s**t!" Freakshow shrieked as he slammed back first into the ground. Jed went to cover Freakshow! Freak kicks out at two an a half. If allowed, he would try scrambling away after the pin, and rolling onto his feet. Jed saw Freakshow trying to roll to his feet so he would do the same. Jed went for a roll then turn towards Freakshow then go for a stand off!! Freak stood there, trying to catch his breath , wanting to take a break. The crowd cheered as these two stood off. Jed had his fist raised in the air just watching and breathe some what hard! Freakshow turned around, and went through the ropes then out of the ring. Changing the reaction of the fans rather quickly, for the worse. Jed sort of mirrored Freakshow and went out of the ring from the other side of the ring. Freak pulls the apron up, and digs around it for awhile before finding a kendo stick, which he remembered was legal, it being one of his favorite weapons. He just needed to find were Jed was.. Jed lifted up the skirting on the apron looking for weapons. Jed went under and went to pull weapons out illegal or legal. Jed pulled out tables, trash cans, and Jed's favorite, a Box of Light Tubes! Freakshow starts towards Jed with a smirk, that is until he saw, written on the side of the box in red text: Legal. He skidded to the halt, and made a complete 180 in direction. He had taken enough light tube shots in his life, he didn't want any more. Jed was thinking to himself these light tube will come in handy. He noticed on the side of the it said Legal. Jed was surprised at the word because it was vague. It didn't say either the box was legal or the light tubes. Jed stood up and placed each tube in the corner. As Jed put the last light tube in the last corner, Freak saw an opportunity, he rolled into the ring, and snuck towards Jed. As he turned around, Freak would swing the singapore cane at his opponents head. Jed was hit in the head by Freakshow with the cane. Jed then turn and hit the Post. Jed then fell down, sadly when he turned and hit the post Light tubes were in the way.. Jed moved his hands away from the top of his head showing blood coming out slowly! Freakshow noticed Jed starting to bleed. He dropped the kendo stick then grabbed Jed by the hair, and started trying to dig his nails into his forehead, wanting to draw out more blood. Jed laid on the ground for a few second before beginning to stand with his back to the apron facing the crowd. Blood wasn't coming down fast. But the Jed was pulled by his hair and Freakshow nails scrapped Jeds head. Also surprisingly taking out a good piece of glass out of his head. Bad though because that piece of Glass was keeping the blood from flowing. Jed was now a fountain as Freakshows hands were on his forehead. Jed raised his arms trying to get him off! Freakshow let go of Jed after a few moments, he had a gleeful look in his eyes. Before Jed could do any resting, Freakshow would try to slap him across the face while his palm was soaked in blood. Jed was slapped and dropped to the ground below! Freakshow went for the quick pin. Confident he had worn down his opponent enough. The ref slide out of the ring and started to count.

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Jed kicked out at 2 and 1/4! Freakshow scoops up the light tube shards in his hands, then backs away from Jed, the fans weren't quite sure what he was planning as he clenched the glass in his hands. But he seemed to be enjoying himself. Jed laid on the ground trying to get a clear head. Freakshow plays to the crowd for a moment, getting a negative reaction as he expected. Then, with a fistful of glass, steps towards Jed, then leaps into the air for a fist drop to the forehead! Jed would try to roll out of the way at the last second. Freakshows hand slammed against the mat. He propped himself up onto his knees, screaming in agony! He slowly opened his hand, revealing bloody shards of glass that began to fall out, allowing the cameraman to zoom in on the painful sight.. Jed began to get up holding the back of his neck wondering where he was. Jed tried to stand as he had spaghetti legs. Freakshow began picking the glass out of his hands. Jed took a step forward trying to reassure his footing. Jed would then run towards Freakshow going to try to stomp on his hand. "Fuuuck!" Freakshow screamed, as he fell to the side, collapsing against the ring. Jed grabbed a shard of the light tube from on the ground. Jed would try to walk over to Freakshows head and try to cut his forehead. Freakshow's head was sliced by the light tube. Blood dripped down from his forehead as he began to wonder why he decided to allow any sort of glass in his match, or if it was him who made that decision. Jed dropped the glasses from his hand. Jed went to pick Freakshow up from the ground by his hair. Trying to get him up to give him a bloody headbutt. The headbutt connects shortly after Freakshow is brought up to his feet. He stumbles back against the ring post, out on his feet. Jed backed away to the barricade as he held his head. Freak stayed propped against the ring post, trying to regain energy to eventually get into the ring and start retreating from Jed. Jed stopped holding his head as Freakshow was in the ring. Jed ran and went to slide into the ring. Freakshow rolled to the center of the ring before starting to get up to his feet. Trying to make it up before Jed could get anymore chances to injure him further. Jed used the ropes to help himself up to his feet. Freakshow approached Jed carefully, and if allowed, he would of for a thumb to the eye, needing to get the matches momentum back in his favor. Jed was going to try a chop to Freakshows chest, but during the flight he was thumbed in the eye. Which made him stop half way to Freakshows chest. Freakshow drags Jed near the corner of the ring in his dazed state. Then tries whipping him across the ring, into the corner were the chair was wedged into the buckles. Jed was holding his head till Freakshow grabbed his arm attempting to whip him into the corner. Jed tried to counter freakshow and give him a whip to the corner. Freakshow was sent into the corner! Unfortunately, headfirst. His skull slammed through the seat of the chair with a sickening smack. Somehow, he managed to pull himself away from the turnbuckle, and stay on his feet, though very off balance. Jed dropped to a knee afterward sending him to the corner. Freakshow dropped to his knees, facing the corner. He couldn't think straight, so at the time, he thought it was a good idea to pull himself to his feet and turn around. Unable to see Jed due to the chair limiting his vision. Jed sprinted at Freakshow going to try for the AMC! Weither he would hit his back, or front, he didn't care. He just wanted to get this match over with. Freakshow saw Jed charging at him, but was too late as Jed uncorked with the AMC. The vicious uppercut drove the chair into Freaks face and neck. He hit the ground, he could taste some blood in his mouth, likely from biting tongue or coughing up blood. Nobody could tell if he was conscious or not. Jed laid on the canvas hold his arm in pain as he had just hit the AMC, but also a chair. The referee removed the chair from Freakshows head. He was making no moves to get to his feet if he could. Jed began to crawl towards Freakshow think this was his chance. The fans began to cheer, sure that Jed was going to get the win off the move.. Jed placed his arm over Freakshow hoping to get the three count! The ref made the count, and the fans lept to the feet, cheering. But, there celebration was cut short was the ref signaled to them that Freaks arm was under the rope. Jed turned to his back as he won the match and heard the crowd cheer. Jed tried to sit up in celebration. As the ref leaned of Freak to tell him something, a small grin came over his face. The fans cheers started to die down more quickly than they should have. Then they began to boo. Jed tried to stand up, but dropped to a knee. Jed put his hand on his forehead, moved his hand through his hair, and let the blood get on to his hand and off his head. That wasn't the case the blood kept flowing sort of like twisted flow because his head was twisted. Every time Jed cleaned his head blood returned, but when he left it alone the blood stopped flowing. Freakshow started slowly sitting up, taking alot of effort to do so. Jed stood up to his feet he talk a step towards the middle of the ring. "Why aren't you raising my hand?" While Jed was arguing with the ref, Freakshow began to crawl behind him, and if allowed, go for a low blow. Jed sympathetically asked and plead with the ref wondering what happen. As he was turning to see the bottom rope. He was low blowed. His facial express changed fast. Jed mouth open like an O. Jed dropped to his knees and slowly lowered his head to the canvas. Freakshow quickly tried pushing Jed over, and dropping over him for the pin. It might not have been enough to get the win, but he was hoping Jed was still confused. Jed was pushed to his back by Freakshow. The ref started the count.

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Two!
Thr

Jed kicked out after the two count by the ref, but before the three count to end the wrestling match.Freakshow got to his knees in frustration. He rolled out of the ring, taking his time, needing a weapon to end the match with. He tossed the apron cover up, and dug around under the ring, unfortunately, the only thing he could find was a weapon he had never wanted to feel again. Barbwire. He pulled out what looked like a small tumbleweed of barbwire, but it was just enough for what he needed. Jed turned to his side holding his balls still. Jed would try to move from his side to his knees. Freakshow rolled into the ring, and started untangling the barbwire. He looked at it for a moment, then reluctantly began to wrap it around his arm. He looked towards Jed, waiting for him to get up. Jed was one his knees he looked towards Freakshow for a second as he wrapped the barbed wire around his arm. Jed noticed the look on Freakshows faces. Jed began to get up while letting go of his nuts. While Jed was getting up, Freakshow pounced on the opportunity, and went to rock him with the Beheader! Jed turned towards Freakshow seeing his arm being raise in the air. Jed moved at the last possible second by turning right. Once he made a full right turn Jed would try to hit a JKO on Freakshow. Freakshow falls right into position for The JKO! Panicking and unable to push himself off with one hand, he tries slipping out from the move. Jeds grip slip off Freakshows head. Jed's arms were slowly going back to his side as he was pushed forward a little while in the middle of the ring. Freakshow steps forward and kicks at Jed for another low blow! There was no way he was going to wrap himself in barbwire then lose the match he invented. Jed was kicked in the nuts again. Jed made an Oh faces. Jed started to slowly double over in pain. Freakshow raised his arm up in the air, signaling for his finisher. He hit the ropes, and came rebounding back at Jed, attempting a vicious Beheader with some barbwire added to the mix. Jed had just made it to where he could stop cradling his balls. To when he knocked the ******** out with the beheader. Jed ******** did a head stand from the blast. Jed stood on his head fell to the ground and to his face. The crowd was just in shock and awe from the Beheader, just so devastating and with the barbed wire their is no way he could kick out! or could he? Freakshow collapsed onto his knees, a few of the barbs had punctured his arm. Due to lack of control, he found himself a yard or so away from Jed after the move. He slowly started crawling towards Jed, the fans were trying to make noise to wake him up. Freakshow tried pushing Jed over onto his back, and going for the pin. Jed's eyes were closed as blood just flowed out of his head. Their was a huge blood spot from when he did the head stand. The ref stalled for a second before going for the count.

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Two!
Three!

Freakshow rolled off, and laid there for awhile, soaking in the win. He got this feet with help of the ref, spitting on Jed once he got to his feet. Freak raised has hand in victory, before heading towards the back. The ref tried to wake Jed up as he was on the canvas. he moved him and kept asking Are you awake Jed. Right before the ref raised his arms for the X Jed grabbed the ref side asking what happen?

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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:54 pm

Well, I now need a third guild, due to the deadness of RDW. However, the effort going into another guild as a singles wrestler is too much. So if anyone is in need of a partner, tell me.

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:31 pm

You could join WGUT and be my partner.

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P R O J E C T Jinx

You could join WGUT and be my partner.

Sure! Just.. Uh... Hurry ahead and pull those strings!

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Cleaned some stuff up, updated the appearance to something a bit more original. Gotta brush up for mah return~

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OH s**t LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_SeUjxHII&feature=youtu.be

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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 8:21 pm

MORE s**t

The Least Worst of Freakshow: Volume IV

2012-13

Freakshow vs Salem Croft, LWL, Salem Says: One-off in LWL. Croft is angry at me for hitting him with a car. Starts with me getting hit in the d**k with a baseball bat, why not.

Freakshow vs Mike Landry, WWFG, Hardcore, World Title Match: I had a world title once. Landry waits a post or two before deciding to hit me in the d**k. Class act that guy.

2011

Freakshow vs Saint Joey, EWA, Sprocket: I was put in this match as a replacement for Matt Shanahan. Story of my life. The less you know about this one, the better.

MIdnight Marauders vs Phoenixfire/Landry, WWE:E: Snuck into WWE:E wearing a luchadore mask to help out my partner and #1 guy Summers. In addition to Marauders goodness, Chrono is at ringside doing commentary, Landry and Phoenix carry out their extended lovers quarrel.

Freakshow vs Fox, EWA, Nexus, Suck-A-Duck: SUCK-A-DUCK MATCH. THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO PERFORM FELLATIO ON A LIVE DUCK. This is also the first match on the DVD that I have won, Freak is, for all intents and purposes, the Bill Goldberg of Suck-A-Duck

Freakshow vs Duality vs Major Devastation, WWFG, Intercontinental/Deific: In addition to having Duality in it, the stakes for this match are the Deific and Intercontinental belt, and a tag title shot. Could a match be any more midcard? I think not. God bless.

Midnight Marauders vs Draze and Harli, WWFG, Tag Team Titles: Summers decides to throw up in this one. I'm actually not sure whether or not he's still a pirate at this point. There was kind of a weird transitional period.

2010

Freakshow vs Donny Mantra, WWFG: Did you guys know I can do technical wrestling? Well I can. I can hit people with weapons and stuff, but I also know wristlocks. I know like 14 wristlocks.

Team EWA vs Team Velocity, EWA: Another delightful Marauders match. This is also the first and only time I've ever teamed with that little s**t Joshua Danielson. First interaction with my son, Justin Amaze. A little bit of tough love. If anything, read this for the LIONCOCK gauntlet.

Freakshow vs Jarel Damone, GCW, Tack Match, Extreme Championship: At 4 pages this is a glorified squash match. I really liked it though. This was when people still wanted to only book me as a hardcore guy. Don't let it happen to you.

Freakshow vs Jarel Damone, EEW, Hardcore Match: I wear a suit in this, slowly it gets torn to pieces. I slapped Jarel's sister then tried to get out of a match with him and apologize while faking illness. Ain't I da best?

Freakshow vs Atrocity XXX, WGUT: I've had a lot of bad matches. This is the worst.

2009

Freakshow vs Joshua Danielson, FFA, : Danielson is my arch-nemesis. We have also never officially feuded. Don't ask how that works please. I stabbed him in the arm with a fork once. This is for the #1 contender to the FFA US Title. The one that got away.

Freakshow vs Jed, FFA, Softcore Match; Yes, a softcore match. I'm pretty sure he's the only person that would agree to this. Look two or three posts up and you'll see the whole thing transcribed for you.

2008

Freakshow vs Matt Shanahan, FFA, US Title: A man does not know true sadness until he has lost his FFA US Title.

Scramble Match, DCW, World Title (MITB Cash In): Easy come easy go. I lose the World Title to the f*****t Landry. Don't worry, I get another one four years later. The star of this match is my fat bodyguard, Danny.

Freakshow vs Landry, DCW, Watch Your Step, World Title: I WON A BELT. I DID IT. Some people will tell you Chrono is the first person to beat Landry in a Watch Your Step match. Disregard

2007

Freakshow vs Mad Dog, PAW, Crimson King: I can see that my posts are getting increasingly shitty so I'm stopping this here. Holy s**t I was bad back then, this match has the distinct honor of being the first old match of mine that doesn't make me cringe too hard. Oh, and the fire extinguisher spot on the first page? I did that like every ******** match back then, not even joking.