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 Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:28 am
"May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping."
~Irish Prayer
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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:10 am
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
~ Bob Hope ~
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:44 am
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
~Samuel Goldwyn~
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:22 am
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails and then asks you not to kill him.
-Sir Winston Churchill
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:24 am
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen.
- Douglas Adams
Lord lord lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer.
-Douglas Adams
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:46 am
You don't take a photograph, you make it.
~Ansel Adams
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:49 am
What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten, and replaced by a new dish.
~W. H. Auden
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:25 am
"Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing."
-Bill Cosby
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:16 pm
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
~Fredrick Nietzsche~
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:22 am
This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
~Arthur Dent
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:36 pm
"Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much".
~Oscar Wilde~
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:07 am
"One of my predecessors used to have people torn apart by wild tortoises. It was not a quick death. He thought it was a hoot."
~Lord Havelock Vetinari, Making Money
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:00 am
Nature does nothing uselessly.
~Aristotle
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