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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:34 pm
only on the third holiday of every year
what is the meaning of life?
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:44 pm
Only if you like pickles
Why do we have 10 toes, 8 fingers, and 2 thumbs?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:57 am
Because having 6 toes, 6 fingers and 6 thumbs would make us all satin worshipers...
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:56 pm
Because the grass stole the only good color
Are tomatoes fruit or vegatables?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:50 pm
they are poultry.
What is the rise and fall of rage and grace?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:23 pm
Tomato soup.
Where's Waldo?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:28 pm
At the bar, getting drunk with sonic and the tooth fairy
Why does santa want you to tell him what you want for christmas
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:49 pm
Because he's a closet *****.
Where is the best place to litter?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:33 pm
The mind because it can always be a filthy place.
Holy Diver, you've down too long in the midnight sea; Oh, what's becoming of me?
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:32 pm
A sharpie marker is taking over!
Why is there a curfew for everyone?
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:37 am
Because terrible-sounding marching bands would wake people up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:46 am
Because there was a car coming and it hated being cracked on all the time... It wanted to end it...
Why do people so enjoy making fun of chickens?
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:02 pm
Because you're a chicken.
What's the best song in the world?
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:51 pm
The Song That Never Ends.
How many licks DOES it take to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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