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 Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:12 pm
The dollar bill is blown into my face by a sudden gist of wind face blinding me and I run off a cliff in a frenzy
On the way down I drop a mostly dead goldfish
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:02 pm
So live like you mean it, love 'til you feel it...it's all that we need in our lives...
the key drops from the sky and lodges itself in my eye. The key works its way through my body, making its way to my lungs. Eventually, the key punctures my lungs and I die from suffocation.
I drop a pair of chopsticks.
...So stand on the edge with me, hold back your fear and see, nothing is real 'til it's gone...
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:58 pm
both chopsticks plunge into each ear, meeting each other, tip by tip, in the brain. I die instantly.
I drop a sponge.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:44 pm
The sponge turned out to be sponge bob gonk he annoyed me to death.
Naruto's catch phrase "beleive it!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:38 pm
um, I'm just going to go with you dropped Naruto razz
Naruto came and killed me because he thought I was some demon or whatever that show is about...
While Naruto was killing me, I happened to drop a snow globe.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:39 am
which lands in my soup and I ate it. Thereby dying of food poisoning.
I drop Russell Crowe
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:21 am
 No idea what it is, but it opened a portal to a dimension of death and I die 10,000 ways. I drop air. 
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:41 am
Turns out I'm allegic to air, drops dead.
I drop a can of Campbell's chicken noodle soup
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:51 am
Walks beside a cliff, trips on the can, falls off cliff, and smashes into rocks below.
I drop a roll of toilet paper
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:44 pm
Roses are forever is questing
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:14 pm
i find the cupcake and eat it, but it was on the floor for more then 10 seconds and i die of food poisoning
i drop a razor shard sword thats falling point first
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:42 pm
Broken Cadaver i find the cupcake and eat it, but it was on the floor for more then 10 seconds and i die of food poisoning i drop a razor shard sword thats falling point first Ooooo, a sword. That's not safe. I think I'll take it home and make some kabobs on it. *makes delicious kabobs on the sword with a grill* GRROOOOWWWWLLLLLL Holy crap what was that ! *I look behind me and see a bear ready to swipe at me to get to the grilled kabob* AAAAHHHHHHH ! OUCH OUCH OU...... xp As they carry my body off from the crime scene they notice a jar of honey left by the bear. It rolls under to the next post.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:32 pm
I'm walking along when I jar of honey comes out of no where. I trip over it and roll into traffic and get ran over.
As I get ran over my keys fall out of my pocket.
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