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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:38 pm


Whats wrong with peanut butter? Peanut butter goes great with bananas, and both peanut butter and bananas go great with chocolate.
My ants shall come to eat you in the night when your not looking... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:56 pm


Wow, what a cheerful bedtime story!
You should tell bedtime stories to Timmy. I'm sure it would cheer him up immensely. smile

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:04 pm


Timmy?? as in Dr. Sinhg's Timmy?? Timmy Can DIE!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:20 pm



*cries*
I don't like ants! crying

And Timmy scares me now! He YEEPs a lot! eek

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:04 pm


*innocently wanders into topic*

eek Oh my...I...I want to tell stories! 3nodding
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:58 pm


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Timmy?? as in Dr. Sinhg's Timmy?? Timmy Can DIE!


Obviously, you are very fond of the little tyke. mrgreen

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:45 pm


Eirwyn
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Timmy?? as in Dr. Sinhg's Timmy?? Timmy Can DIE!


Obviously, you are very fond of the little tyke. mrgreen
fond? oh yes.. Fond in the murderous sort of way... surprised
PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:35 pm


*Climbs into bed with Eirwyn and Ceribri* Timmy is scary now, poor little scared thing.

Can we have another story, Oh Great Seffy? Even if it is on Friday?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:51 pm



*holds out paper bag*
Want some jelly babies, rainy?

And Timmy scares me!!

Yes, please more stories!!! blaugh
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:43 pm


Friday the 13th is Friday!!
Tell us a weird, cursed story for that unlucky day!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:28 pm



GAH! It's the 13th! eek

And I've got a meeting with someone about a job! lol

*dives under the covers of the bed*
PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:53 pm


You guys want a scary story? hmmmm I'll do my best.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 4:37 pm


Last week my great aunt Sophia died. Last week my life was normal, fine, and calm. Last week on Friday I inherited a doll from my dead aunt Sophia. In the morning when I opened the little steamer trunk that held the thing the first thing I notice about it was its curly hair and cracked face. I didn’t notice its eyes or the way they seemed to follow people. I didn’t notice the broken lock on the side of the trunk. I didn’t notice its clenched hands with its pointy little fingers. I didn’t notice its twisted little grin.
As usual my mother was nagging me that morning with Ella you should do this and Ella that bla bla bla. Giving me advice about all sorts of things that I didn’t even care about and telling me I should keep in touch more often. I really should have listened to her; now looking back I think it would have helped. Actually there are a lot of things I regret now.
I got home at about noon. There and then I made my first mistake. I put it away in the hall closet. I went into the kitchen to start my lunch and when I looked back in the hall there it was, hanging out of the door. I thought it fell and sure enough when I looked the trunk was also on the floor behind it so I dismissed the whole thing and replaced her to her trunk. That really should have been my first clue, because I’m not usually that careless.
The rest of the day was uneventful and so I was lulled into a false sense of security. The next day I awoke and went into the front room to watch the news. To my shock and dismay there it was, sitting on my couch, staring at me with its ugly little grin. My mind blanked and I knew it shouldn’t have been there. I began to tell myself a story to calm myself down. Maybe I took it out last night to keep me company. After all I liked Aunt Sophia. We shared a rapport that she felt was lacking with her own children and I didn’t have with my mother. It had been a long day so I must have forgotten. I put her back in her trunk and went through my morning routine.
I had errands to do that day and so I left it alone in my house. I really shouldn’t have left it all alone in my house.


more to come. (my creativity has been tapped for today)
PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:32 pm


OMG no, you mustn't leave an evil doll alone in your house!! gonk
It'll make long-distance calls to China and Australia all day long, flush all your chocolates down the toilet, leave all the lights burning and crank the AC to max all day, squeeze your toothpaste tube in the middle and send porn spam to everyone in your email address list! scream

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:07 pm


And then of course after that they will run up your credit card bill buying themselves an expensive custom wardrobe.
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