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 Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:17 am
Sirius: No Harry don't save me from the Dementors Kiss, I like it sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:19 am
Draco: I'm not a Death Eater I swear, and neither is my father
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:26 am
eek
Remus: Sirius I have something to tell you
Sirius: Is it that you want to admit your undying love for me and then I'll say I love you to so THEN we run off and live happily ever after?
Remus: No, but that was going to be the second thing I was going to say.
Sirius: What was the first?
Remus: Harry and Hermione are making out in the closet.
Sirius: *twitches* Um ok then? *grabs Remus' wrist and walks out of the room*
surprised
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:08 pm
I scared everybody away XD
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:21 pm
Haha that was disturbing but funny
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:24 pm
Ron: Harry lets go into the forbidden forest and visit the giant spiders! I missed them when we left last time.
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 7:32 pm
dumbledor:its nakie time!
(ok so i stole it from the potter puppet pals...so what)
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:09 pm
Draco: We shouldn't be insulting the mudbloods, we should be spreading peace and love! *Throws flowers.*
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:24 pm
Draco: You know what? Screw you Voldie! ::punches Voldemort in the...er...slits...:: I'm not doing jack diddly squat for you anymore, ya' freak show! Have you no soul? Woops ::sarcastically:: you don't really have all of one, do you??? xp
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 8:27 pm
exclaim Which brings me to...
Voldemort: at a help meeting My name is Voldemort.
Rest of Group: Hello Voldemort
Voldemort: And I sniff have ripped my sould into seven peices...burts into tears
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 9:05 pm
Voldemort: soul for sale...only $3.99 a piece.
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:41 pm
harry and ron are studying in common room
Ron: Harry, do you think Hermione will find out?
Harry: find out what?
Ron: About us....
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:43 pm
Petunia: Now Dudders, what do you want to be for Hallow's Eve this year?
Dudley: Harry Potter!
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:46 pm
Hagrid: I accidentally shot Fang with my crossbow yesterday in the Forbidden Forest. He's dead now. I think the centaurs ate him. Oh well, I can always get another dog.....
[That was sad. x_x Good thing Hagrid would NEVER say that.. and centaurs wouldn't eat a dead dog. XP]
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:53 pm
Draco: I'm not a real blonde.
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