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Nitrous Oxide: my iron-clad contract means nothing to me, if I wanted...I could ask for a whole new contract...but it is of some use to me. Plus, once Foley's gone- I got a whole list of contacts looking for a management job. Even if Foley did violate my contract and risked a lawsuit, oh well. I've got a B.A. in Communication, a minor in Education, and I'm working on my Master's for Comm as well. I know people are looking for grad students like me. And I don't have to swallow you whole, you'd taste too awful for me. I prefer a bottle of Faygo over a glass or Cristal or Crystal- whatever you call the s**t.

Kris Krocker: Yeah, yeah...I was in his place a while back when I came fresh from the Indies too. And if you don't shut the hell up, the kid won't have much of a debut to make when I break his a** down and smoke him like the grass his a** is.

Foley: What the ********?! You're commenting?! And you got the balls(or Laic's balls for that matter) to call me a coward? Why don't you get in the ring with me by yourself and prove that I'm a coward? I'll gladly beat you from end of the ring to other.

Well, it was Chris Chaos who extended the invite to join Team SWA Freedom. However, if one doesn't want a role on either side, then I leave them alone. You know? Wrestling is my dream, too. It's been a long road to be able to wrestle in the big leagues. And the way the other Originals and myself see- we see Foley as a threat to our dreams and us defending it. That's all.

SWA Championship-

Well, I'm not that mad about being stripped of my Sacrifice Championship if it means I get first crack at becoming SWA's measuring stick once again. Heh, and to be in the ring with Chris Chaos again? Sounds like fun. Foley wants him and I to prove we're champions- okay, what's the catch? Who's gonna be in that ring trying to screw us over again? Not that I'm complaining because I'd love to regain the SWA Championship and if it means going through the former C-Man, no problem.

Chris Chaos vs Snypa Rifle Part 2:

Again, I'm looking forward to it. I'll partner up with Chaos in this fight to terminate Foley's position, but when a championship of the world hangs in the balance- all bets are off from the entrances and the opening bell until the final bell. I've been reading up on his blog and watching his matches. He's pretty good with those holds. And to train with mixed martial artists is pretty good. Two Ultimate Fighting Champions. Very good, Chris.

I've got my own training regimen, too. Not that it involves playing with flammables because I can always set someone on fire anytime I want. It's fun.

Snypa's Training Regimen:

As far as submissions go, everyone knows about the Cold Hand and the Call to Death. C-T-D has ended matches before, no doubt. I can throw my hands better than I can swing a chair or Grand Slam someone through a table. However, be ready. Because I'd rather show my stuff than talk about it. It'll give Mr. Chaos a chance to prepare a defense. I can't allow that.

In short, I've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose. If Foley tries to screw up this match- I'll make him eat every last spool of barbed wire the fat ******** owns.

Dear Harrod,

Well, I don't know what to say. I've talked to Chaos. We're gonna be about business and delivering to the fans an unforgettable match for that one night. After that, Team SWA Freedom will be going back to liberating our home and getting rid of Foley once and for all.

The Snypa Rifle

News Flash:

No one cares.

~Anonymous

Dear Snypa,

Because I can't do that until a bunch of goats come over the bridge I live under. It would spoil the surprise.

~The Troll

I'm here, but I'm not in SWA. However, I won't be forgotten so easily. Count on it.