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 Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:55 am
ok dokey *hands very dirty socks to ping-rose* mrgreen ninja
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:48 am
mel10790 ok dokey *hands very dirty socks to ping-rose* mrgreen ninja
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:54 am
Sweat is TASTY. Meaning you can really taste it. mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:17 am
ping-rose Soap operas don't require any thought! Just read the lines off with too much (obviously fake) emotion and cry a lot and maybe pass out once or twice, discover you have brain and breast cancer, and that your husband doesn't love you and the man you've been cheating on your husband with is getting married to your best friend who is also your doctor and your deepest enemy which you discover when she tries to kill you because she actually hates you for being prettier than she is and having all the things she ever wanted and your mom disowns you for getting divorced and your new sexy neighbor has sex with you after you donate your eyes to science and you can't see so you don't know how sexy he is and in the end you commit suicide and everyone realizes how much they miss you and want you back so they resurrect you and then aliens come down from the sky and take you away to be the birth mother of their alien children. This also sounds like the story of a lot of country & western songs....except for the part about the aliens.
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:25 am
SamekhMem ping-rose Soap operas don't require any thought! Just read the lines off with too much (obviously fake) emotion and cry a lot and maybe pass out once or twice, discover you have brain and breast cancer, and that your husband doesn't love you and the man you've been cheating on your husband with is getting married to your best friend who is also your doctor and your deepest enemy which you discover when she tries to kill you because she actually hates you for being prettier than she is and having all the things she ever wanted and your mom disowns you for getting divorced and your new sexy neighbor has sex with you after you donate your eyes to science and you can't see so you don't know how sexy he is and in the end you commit suicide and everyone realizes how much they miss you and want you back so they resurrect you and then aliens come down from the sky and take you away to be the birth mother of their alien children. This also sounds like the story of a lot of country & western songs....except for the part about the aliens.
The aliens is the crucial part of the story. eek How could you say such a thing???? evil
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:07 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:15 am
Xylbaiyu You can have my headband if I can have his fingers! (I seem to be missing them...)
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:35 pm
No, I mean I don't know any country & western songs about aliens!
Well, to be honest, I don't know any country & western songs.
They just don't write good oboe parts to those things.....
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:27 pm
SamekhMem No, I mean I don't know any country & western songs about aliens! Well, to be honest, I don't know any country & western songs. They just don't write good oboe parts to those things..... oh
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:23 am
Except for the old Johnny Cash song about a boy named Sioux. Not the oboe part part, because there isn't one...but I like that song. And people don' usually yell "Yee-hah!" when they hear it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:54 am
*crys* sorry, i dont have any left socks. All mine are Right.
People complain about having two left feet, but they havent tryed having two right feet. Two left feet are nothing in comparason.
"How do you know" you may ask. Well, the answer is that i was born with two left feet, and had corrective surgery at the age of 5. This went awry and i was left with two right feet, and no more public health vouchers to get re-corrective-sugery, and being five years old, i couldnt afford it on my minimum wage. So i have had two right feet for 13 years now.
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:07 am
Fantastical-Disaster *crys* sorry, i dont have any left socks. All mine are Right.
People complain about having two left feet, but they havent tryed having two right feet. Two left feet are nothing in comparason.
"How do you know" you may ask. Well, the answer is that i was born with two left feet, and had corrective surgery at the age of 5. This went awry and i was left with two right feet, and no more public health vouchers to get re-corrective-sugery, and being five years old, i couldnt afford it on my minimum wage. So i have had two right feet for 13 years now.
Try having 2 left hands. xp Much worse, I assure you.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:54 am
Fantastical-Disaster *crys* sorry, i dont have any left socks. All mine are Right.
People complain about having two left feet, but they havent tryed having two right feet. Two left feet are nothing in comparason.
"How do you know" you may ask. Well, the answer is that i was born with two left feet, and had corrective surgery at the age of 5. This went awry and i was left with two right feet, and no more public health vouchers to get re-corrective-sugery, and being five years old, i couldnt afford it on my minimum wage. So i have had two right feet for 13 years now. That would be a terrible disadvantage were you in the Army...you always start marching on your left foot!
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:16 am
SamekhMem Fantastical-Disaster *crys* sorry, i dont have any left socks. All mine are Right.
People complain about having two left feet, but they havent tryed having two right feet. Two left feet are nothing in comparason.
"How do you know" you may ask. Well, the answer is that i was born with two left feet, and had corrective surgery at the age of 5. This went awry and i was left with two right feet, and no more public health vouchers to get re-corrective-sugery, and being five years old, i couldnt afford it on my minimum wage. So i have had two right feet for 13 years now. That would be a terrible disadvantage were you in the Army...you always start marching on your left foot!
"Left, left, left right left...."
Life can be so cruel!
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:12 pm
ping-rose Xylbaiyu You can have my headband if I can have his fingers! (I seem to be missing them...)
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