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 Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:23 pm
Granted, but you become Queen of the Sewers, and no one has ever heard of you outside your small, smelly domain. And your 'loyal subjects' are all rats. Literally.
I wish my job started sooner than June.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:27 pm
Granted! But it started 3 hours ago and you are already late!
I wish that I had a room full of anime.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:56 pm
Granted! But they're all yaoi and yuri. ( sweatdrop Sorry couldn't help myself... bad joke! stressed *hides*)
I wish it wasn't raining.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:25 pm
Granted! But then you are stuck in a drought and everything dries up!
I wish that I had a vacuum cleaner.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:30 pm
Granted! But the bag has a hole in it so when you use it all the dirt flies back out!
I wish my cat could talk.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:32 pm
Granted! But your cat can only speak Icelandic.
I wish that my computer was faster.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:25 pm
Granted! But it's so fast the motherboard burns out.
I wish I could predict the future.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:36 pm
Granted! But you find out you're going to die a minute after you read the message by the one who granted you this wish!
I wish I wish I had a wish.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:22 pm
Granted. But someone used it before you got there, and is now a multimillionaire.
I wish I had some soda.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:34 pm
Granted, but it explodes the moment you open it due to excessive shaking.
I wish I could smack this girl.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:59 pm
Granted. But she castrates in you in retaliation.
I wish for cake.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:03 am
Granted! But it's hard as a rock!
I wish I could fly.
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dewshine_angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:05 am
Granted...but your wings melt in the sun's rays.
I wish for harsher penalties for parole breakers.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:10 am
Granted, however you are required to witness each session of cruel and unusual torture for the parole breakers.
I wish I died.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:12 am
Granted but the Alchemists come and make you a homunculus.
I wish I hadn't swallowed that fly.
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