Greek Mythology Chain Story

[Kallistea_Rose]

At Olympus where Hera and Zeus are awkwardly waiting...
the Kid: Uh aren't mortals not allowed up here?
Hermes: These circumstances are kinda...
Hera interupts: Damn important!
Zeus looks rather uninterested but genuinely wants to make his favorite girl happy: *nods* Yup.
The Kid: Well I'm just, y'know, a first year college student of psychology... and you guys are, uh, immortal earth controling all powerful beings...
Hermes: Dude, don't underestimate yourself. Y'know when I was an infant I had already orchestrated my first adventure. And all these two need is some counceling.  

[White Queen Amata]

Kid: Counciling for the gods? YES! Now what's your problem? Wait-- first let's classify your fears. Are you afraid of foreign people? That's xenophobia. Are you afraid of...
Zeus/Hermes: Groans
Hera: Told you this was a good idea!  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Apollo and Artemis have set up a camera and are watching from the safety of the earth and laughing their heads off at Zeus and Hermes having to put up with the random kid thinking " We warned you Hermes you should have listened." rofl  

[Kallistea_Rose]

Hera: I secretly fear that *dramatic lighting* Someday... *damsel pose* guhh huh wuhooo *tears* crying My husband will *pulls out a hanky and blows nose* completely forget about me and ditch me for someone younger and sexier and less easily angered.... *dramatic sobbing*
The Kid: Oh, I see.... *jots notes down*
Hermes waving his hand like a student: Me next! Oooh! Oooh! me next!
The Kid: Sure go ahead.
Hermes: I have a secret fear of *whispers*
The Kid: That? No body's scared of that dude, it's kinda silly.
Hermes sad rolleyes : Well soooorrrry.
Hera: Yeah anyway back to me!  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Twins thinking: No one cares about you get back to Hermes fear so we can use it against him!  

[White Queen Amata]

Athena: (walks in) HEy, guys, what are you up to? Who's this kid?
Zeus: He's our... (sighs)uh, family councilor.
Kid: Classify your fears.
Athena: Well, I'm afraid of getting an answer wrong, the dark, losing a battle, forgetting 525,600 digits of pi, forgetting how to build, invent, and think, cats, and spiders, for starters.
Kid: Okay...  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Artemis looking at Apollo: Who knew Athena was afraid of so many things?
Apollo looking at Artemis: That just means more blackmail for us to use against her Temi. smile  

[Kallistea_Rose]

Hermes eek : And hear I though my fears were goofy.
Athena: Hey you'd be afraid of many things too if you were as stressed out as I am. I have to teach the arts of cooking, inventing, and tapestry weaving. Now imagine that and I have to work out peaceful solutions to disputes while still being the goddess of war...
Ares springs out from behind a piece of furnature: I finally found out your fears, now I shall use it against you in the future! Yar har hee hee!
Athena frowns: Grrr... *stomps on Ares's foot*
Ares starts yelping: Ow ow ow ow!
Athena rolleyes : You big coward!
Kid: My I'm sure you have some sort of interesting issues. Anything in particular you want to say?
Ares gonk : I don't have a Freudian complex! ... Stop looking at me! burning_eyes Aaaaarrrggggh!
Athena in thought: I knew that a-hole had issues.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

kid: ookaay...so you need marriage couseling?
hera: YEEEEEEEEEESS!!!
kid: okay then...whats been going on in your marriage thats making you ask for counseling?
hera: well zeus here cant help himself when he sees a pretty face!
zeus: yes i can...
hera: nu-uh!
zeus: uh huh!
hera: nu-uh!
zeus: uh huh!
kid: *reads a book* lord zeus, according to mythology didnt you create the first woman to stress out mankind?
hera: i wish!
zeus: um...
kid: cuz did you even THINK about what it would do to you?
zeus: i thought it wouldnt affect me!! gonk
kid: but it did...
hera: it sure did!
hermes: why are we calling women 'it'? dont you mean 'they' or 'she'?
zeus: dont do the muses' jobs, hermes.
apollo: rofl
artemis: heh..sexist kid...
hera: ANYWAYS, i want you to knock some sense into zeus cuz he needs to stop falling in love so easily!
kid: well...wouldnt that actually be aphrodites fault in a way? or eros'? cuz i mean..aphrodites the goddess of love and eros has his bow --
zeus: this kid has a point.
me: *randomly pops up* how did i get here? *notices the gods in therapy* wow...never heard THIS myth before...
zeus: hi... redface
me: IM NOT PRETTY!!! wheres pan?
hera: why do you want to know?
me: cuz pans awesome! not that the other gods arent...but wheres pan anyways?
zeus: how did you get here?
me: i dont know!!
kid: do i know you?
me: i dont know you so why should you know me?
kid: idk...*watch beeps* sorry...lunch break...
hermes: BUT THE FUN PART HASNT STARTED YET!!!
kid: i need my lunch break...*walks to mcdonalds*
hermes: do i know you?
me: ...i wrote about you in a story as my science teacher...
hermes: ...i dont want to know...
hera: are you a good psychiatrist?
me: um...kind of...
hera: while that kid is having a lunch break you will be our counselor.
me: can i see pan if i do this?
zeus: WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
me: one im not pretty...at least i dont think i am...two i only want to see pan...
hera: so your saying that you wouldnt marry zeus if he asked?
me: no offense to zeus, but yes. cuz im too young to get married and youd kill me.
hera: i like her! whats your name?
me: charis...its not my real name but you know...zeus...
hera: right...
me: so i hear zeus keeps falling in love with women and this therapist out for lunch blames aphrodite?
hera: um...sure...  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Artemis looking at Apollo: I like her maybe we'll be able to go back home earlier than planned. I'm going to go find Pan as her reward.
Apollo: And you're just going to leave me here?
Artemis: You can come if you want you know I don't mind. If you come though no messing with Pan.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Apollo: Fine...I won't mess with Pan...
Me: hmm...where to start...oh! well, have you two tried to talk to eachother about how you feel?
Hera: i think we tried that.
Me: well...just try again, but this time i have to improvise! hermes, fetch me hephaestus!
Hephaestus: you rang?
Me: come here i need to ask you something...*whispers something in Hephaestus' ear*
Hephaestus: ill do it! xd
Zeus: is he laughing because of your pretty face? redface
Me: ...why do you want to know?
Hera: ill handle this...
Me: no just stay here! *whispers to hephaestus* make it quick!!
Hephaestus: *makes two thrones*
Hera: thats it?
Me: just sit in them...
Zeus and Hera: *sit in the thrones*
Hera: this isnt affecting us...
Me: now.
hephaestus: *pulls out remote control and presses a button and the thrones chain zeus and hera*
Hera: HEY!
Zeus: are you -
Me: this pains me as much as it does you, so listen. you two will talk to eachother and at least TRY to understand how it feels when Zeus gets another wife, OKAY? sure being attached to your throne and forced to attempt to understand eachother is pretty lame...but if you do a certain something something very bad will happen to you. you will each talk individually revealing YOUR side of the story. as you two communicate, the other gods will hear you and thus decide your fate, do you understand?
Zeus: this is pretty akward...but sure for -
Hera: get on with it.
Me: oh! and i almost forgot! im also going to invite my friends from this greek mythology guild im a part of (those who are in THIS guild right here) to also decide your fate.
Hermes: gods AND mortals will decide their fate?
Me: its a greek mythology guild so i assure you they know A LOT about the situation. if they want to attend, they will. if they dont want to then thats ok. any questions before the confessions begin?
Zeus: what is the certain something?
Me: if one of you interrupts the other will be shocked.
Zeus: i can deal with that!
Hephaestus: *presses "Shock Zeus" button*
Zeus: *electrified* IS THAT EVEN POSIBLE???
Me: with the right amount of energy it is. the more you interrupt, the more painful the shock, okay?
Hera: this will be fun...
Pan: *watching from afar* hehe...all right...  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

me: hera goes first. so hera, how do you feel when zeus gets another wife?
hera: well, it makes me feel like zeus doesnt love me, and truthfully i love him very much. and when he has children with this new wife, it just pisses me off! so i make the child as miserable as possible.
me: but its not the childs fault that they exist! so why make the child miserable?
hera: to piss off zeus! he loves his children so much, so to show him that im angry with his unfaithfulness, i make the child miserable or try to kill them.
me: you do that to his wives too.
hera: yup.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

me: man...i guess no one from the greek mythology guilds come so far...oh well
zeus: is it my turn now pretty lady?
me: can i use that remote hephaestsus?
hephaestus: sure twisted
me: *shocks zeus 3 times*
zeus: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??
me: for flirting with me when i dont want a boyfriend!
hera: your like the only person whos rebelled against zeus...
me: theres probably more...but anyways, hera, even though some women might have rebelled against zeus, how would you feel if those rebellious women still fell for him?
hera: it depends, if they never wanted him i may try to be nice. if they eventually wanted this, id be pissed off.
me: thats comprehendable.