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 Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:08 pm
Quote: It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
One of these...has a future.
LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:09 pm
Quote: The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:10 pm
Quote: oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ********> :<
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:11 pm
Quote: Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh s**t! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire.... Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:14 pm
Quote: *** Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info !kjv numbers 22:21
Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his a**, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:18 pm
Quote: the "bishop" came to our church today
he was a ******** impostor
never once moved diagonally
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:19 pm
Quote: I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:24 pm
Quote: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (******** you i didn't touch the ******** cookie, b***h)
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:26 pm
Quote: Hey Mike
what?
p***y.
er?
p***y.
and?
p***y.
...
p***y.
i dont get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
b*****d
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:31 pm
Quote: don't you hate it when you s**t on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
...
what?
oh s**t
don't you hate it when you DROP s**t
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:32 pm
Quote: I swear to god
I've just heard a duck tell a joke
o...k
there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
it looked just like duck stand-up comedy
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:33 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:43 pm
Lady Sickness Quote: The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? I'd vote for that! twisted
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Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:12 pm
MagpieCat Lady Sickness Quote: The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? I'd vote for that! twisted Me too! mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 5:26 am
I love s**t like that. I used to build on a MuD, and that's the sorta s**t that would happen all the time. I can't wait until the new game opens up and I can start working on that one. smile
Geeks have the best sense of humor. 4laugh
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