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 Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:02 am
But how would you be able to tell? Ninja's wear those masks all the time.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:44 pm
its japan. assassins at night, people by day. people take baths. pirates don't. pirates smell bad, ninjas smell like tea. which one is better? ninjas.
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:35 am
Why would you want to smell like tea? I would much rather smell like... Chocolate milk. Which ninjas would be to dignified to smell like. If pirates were in the modern age, they would be the ones having all the fun. And going to mad rave parties.
Mmmmm... Fries supreme
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Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:54 pm
mmmm.....going out for poutine and or gelato every night...mmmm
there are modern day pirates. they hang out on old crappy moter boats and rob other boats that come around. tea is so much better than chocolate milk and waaaay better than rum. honestly i`d rather smell dignified like tea than drunk and smelly like rum.
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:53 pm
And now we are talking real life.
And I am watching Mythbusters
Facts:
-Pirates have guns
-Ninjas cant avoid bullets
Therefore: One shot, ninja dead. rofl
They were testing if a ninja could swat a bullet. The ninja bot actually did swat it, but not enough, as the bullet was moving to fast, and the ninja bot still got dead.
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Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:36 pm
fact: swords, if used with enough force can probably cut through a pistol.
fact: swords and ninja weapons are so much more civilized than guns. guns don't give you a chance to defend yourself before you die. swords are so much better.
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:00 pm
Fact: Swords can cut through speeding bullets. I seen it done.
Fact: I dont care. you get a ninja with its back turned, pull out your gun, its going DOWN!!!
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:00 pm
Fact: you got a pirate with his back turned to a dark corner where a ninja is hiding THAT PIRATE IS GOING DOWN!
Fact: ninjas are experts at hiding and stealth.
Fact: pirates can't hide. They're clumsy and you can always tell where the pirate is because they smell like rum.
Fact: stealth is way better than randomly shooting and hoping you hit something
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:05 am
Ninja's dont go on the sea. Therefore, they dont meet pirates. And when the pirates are on shore, they are usually incredibly drunk in a tavern with a million other pirates. I dont care how good your ninja is, with 100 to one odds, the ninja is going down. And The pirates dont care about those who fell. They just laugh at them.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:48 pm
Not unless the ninja has stowed away on said pirate's boat and as there tends not to be electric neon lights lighting the boat there are lots of dark places where the ninja could hide before making a stealthy yet lightning attack. First the captain goes down with a dagger in his bloody back, then the first mate's neck is slit by a seemingly invisible force, and one by one the crew goes down and everyone leaps off of the boat thinking its cursed.
nya!
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:22 pm
wow, you two have been at this for awhile now sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:29 am
Lets go back to the other argument.... PIRATES=EUROPE! Ninjas=japan. Why would a Ninja go half way across the world just to stow away on a pirate ship?
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:15 pm
"Fact: I dont care. you get a ninja with its back turned, pull out your gun, its going DOWN!!!" What would a pirate be doing in japan?
The ninja would still be in japan. thing is pirates could very easily get so drunk off of rum that they'd get lost and end up in a completely random place...say...japan. three ways for ninja to own pirates: 1)ninja stows away, dumps all the barrels of rum off the ship when everyone's passed out drunk. they're in japan so they can't buy any rum and aparently sake tastes disguisting (acording to my mom anyways) so no one wants to buy sake. the pirates all go cry in a corner since they can't go on without rum.
2) ninja stows away, spikes rum barrels with poison.
3)ninja stows away, sneakage, assassination through hiding in dark spots and stabbing anyone who comes near.
ninjas are better.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:08 pm
You know what? Pirates exist!!
No one has actually been able to prove that ninja's are real, because they were just that secretive.
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shadowdragon3141 Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:38 am
Ninjas=Asassins ergo some fat old emperor down the line would have had his precious asassin recorded down on a scroll.
eg.
Aug 5 23Ad
Mika getting on my nerves. Sent ninja after him.
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