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 Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:00 pm
AUGH
*grabs arnicus an throws him across teh room*
yuu little mutt! scream
*gets up an rubs head* owwww whut happ- *gets hit arnicus an falls down again*
*blows inteh hand an a fireball pops up*
yuu dont wanna mess with me twisted
*throws teh fireball an it disappears. flower pedals start fallin outta nowher an happy music starts playin*
whut..? ninja aw that stupid safe-house rule...
*kicks over a chair an it pops back up an lands on my foot*
OW! whee this place ish going down stare
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:03 pm
"Shoot. I forgot about that safe-house thing," Arnicus muttered. "Ah, well, let's have a couple of beers and throw peanuts at Moronicus!" He throws a peanut, and it goes right into her mouth. "Yes! Score!"
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:06 pm
....ok stare
*sits down next teh arnicus an throws a peanut inteh moronicuses mouth*
does she do any tricks? ninja
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:09 pm
Moronicus coughs on the peanuts, throwing them out of her mouth, then catches them back and chews them up and swallows them. "Bartenner! Anoder dink!" she barks before passing back out.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:15 pm
wow that....truly waz amazin stare
*sighs an lifts hand. a mug of glowin rum appears in my hand an i drink it*
ahhh we gods get teh good stuff 3nodding
*rolls over an grabs a bowl. puts it on my head an stands back up makin sure nothin hits me* hmm.... ninja AHA! joxer teh mighty ish too smart an fearless for yuu! domokun *a mouse runs by me an i dive under a table*
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:20 pm
"Smart and fearless my arrow!" Artemis chuckles as she too lifts a glowing mug of honey mead to her lips. "Whew! I'll tell you what, those Amazons, sure are ungrateful for all the stuff I've been doing for them! It's good to have a drink." She clinks her glass against the others' glasses.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:29 pm
yuu shuld whip them inteh shape 3nodding
*clinks cup an takes another drink*
yuu cin always send them over teh me. thatll teach them 3nodding
*crawls out from under teh table an sits next teh moronicus* barkeep! i want a grog! domokun *sits all heroicly an smells moronicus* bleh- eek BY TEH GODS! gonk *runs to teh window an barfs*
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:33 pm
"What are you gonna do? Turn them all into lesbians? Half of them is bad enough! I need them to breed more Amazons!" Artemis looks over at Moronicus. "What's her problem?"
"Joxer and Meg outsmart her on a regular basis."
"Ouch!"
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:39 pm
*glares at artemis*
well havin babys shildnt be that hard. stare with teh clothes yuu give them all they gotteh do ish bump inteh a guy an ther pregnant stare
*takes another sip an watches joxer barf out teh window then looks at moronicus*
she realleh ish startin teh stink up teh place stare
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:46 pm
"Perhaps you could seduce a few of them and have lots of little demigod Amazons. That would certainly bulk up the tribes a bit."
"Don't even think about it!"
"And while you're at it, you could fire a few of those fireballs at Moronicus. If all they do is turn into flowers in here, it could help freshen up the room a bit."
"Hmm, now that is a good idea!"
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 7:53 pm
*stops pukin an walks back teh my seat*
hahahaa xd i wuldnt brush off that demigod idea just yet twisted
*throws a fireball at moronicus. it explodes inteh flowers an lands on her*
ther we go 3nodding
*teh flowers start rottin*
*sits down in seat an smells moronicus an teh rotten flowers* ah nuu my allergies! gonk *starts runnin back to teh window makin barf noises an sneezin at teh same time*
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:05 pm
"Hmm..." Arnicus thinks for a minute, then gets up, walks over and picks up Moronicus, shoves Joxer out of the window and defenestrates the old woman.(nothing like learning a new and fantastic word, now is there? xd )
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:11 pm
(hahaha yea xd thass fancy! xd )
*screamin from teh window* whut happened!? eek oh my god i got barf in my armor! gonk an teh smells back! eek GODS SAVE US ALL!!!! gonk *starts barfin on moronicus*
*nods at arnicus an ignores joxer*
good job 3nodding so whut now? blowin stuff up ish deffinately outta teh question stare
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:12 pm
"Oh grody! This place is so sick and wrong on multiple levels!" a perky voice said before the Goddess of Love made herself visible. "I can't believe I even thought I could get any work done in this hovel." She seemed to contemplate something before coming to a decision. "Maybe I can get Cupie to do some work here," she said with a smile before going to teleport away. She frowned when it didn't work. "What the... Did Gabrielle get a hold of another one of my scrolls?" she wondered aloud in a whiny voice, stomping her feet in frustration.
((Not as cool as eviscerate.))
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:19 pm
*looks back at aphrodite gettin all mad*
oh joy. an i waz just wonderin whut culd make this place even better stare
*finishes my drink*
im gonna need more of this stressed
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