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 Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:23 pm
Priest_of_Syrinx Also Known As Daxelman You, from Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow. Because you kicked a** and took names with a Scyther. A lvl 17 Scyther. Although fun, Pokemon is alwaysd about the Pokemon, NOT YOU. It's hard to be manly when all you do is bark orders and ride a bike.  You're barking orders at creatures that could kill you in an instant, purposely or accidentally, and you're riding a bike with no brakes. That's more manly than Tony Montanna[sp?] on roids. Sides, nothing is more manly than having a glitch for a Pokemon.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:42 pm
How about this guy? He's pretty damn manly.  Not manlier than Kratos, though.... I guess....
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:48 pm
Kuja.
That's right, suck it Kadaj.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:00 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar How about this guy? He's pretty damn manly. Not manlier than Kratos, though.... I guess.... I dunno, he seems like the type of dude who chills in a seaside gay bar.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:24 pm
Part-Time Viking Arvis_Jaggamar How about this guy? He's pretty damn manly. Not manlier than Kratos, though.... I guess.... I dunno, he seems like the type of dude who chills in a seaside gay bar. WELL.... *fake glare* I wouldn't really know what that type of dude looks like, Viking. At least I didn't post a picture of Auron. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:27 pm
What about Duke Nukem? He takes a s**t on people he kills. I think that counts for some Man points.
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Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:55 pm
Arvis_Jaggamar Part-Time Viking Arvis_Jaggamar How about this guy? He's pretty damn manly. Not manlier than Kratos, though.... I guess.... I dunno, he seems like the type of dude who chills in a seaside gay bar. WELL.... *fake glare* I wouldn't really know what that type of dude looks like, Viking. At least I didn't post a picture of Auron. mrgreen Ain't it obvious? I've been to a seaside gay bar.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:41 pm
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Doom-boxart.jpg
Sorry it's in link form. Please don't rip my head off for it. o_o;
Now, look at this ******** picture. How is our friend Doomguy over there NOT manly? He has like, 50-pack abs and his chest muscles stick out through his armor. THAT IS PURE HARDCORE MANILESS RIGHT THERE.
And I'm surprised no one has mentioned Bill and Lance from Contra yet. They are pure classic icons of gaming masculinity.
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:44 pm
Part-Time Viking Arvis_Jaggamar Part-Time Viking Arvis_Jaggamar How about this guy? He's pretty damn manly. Not manlier than Kratos, though.... I guess.... I dunno, he seems like the type of dude who chills in a seaside gay bar. WELL.... *fake glare* I wouldn't really know what that type of dude looks like, Viking. At least I didn't post a picture of Auron. mrgreen Ain't it obvious? I've been to a seaside gay bar. Pissh, it's all about the DFW gaybars. They'd love to have sex, but then they get high.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:00 am
You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive.
Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff?
Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower)
Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:39 am
Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 1:55 pm
Well, the Pokemon trainer is a bank slate, basically. After a short story mode, you basically do whatever the hell you want. If he's not manly enough, we can make him as manly as we wish we were. Besides, in the end, everyone that plsys the game will eventually put leashes on animals that could easily kill their trainer.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:55 pm
Wake up with Tang Well, the Pokemon trainer is a bank slate, basically. After a short story mode, you basically do whatever the hell you want. If he's not manly enough, we can make him as manly as we wish we were. Besides, in the end, everyone that plsys the game will eventually put leashes on animals that could easily kill their trainer. Just play Contra or Doom or God of War at least once in your life and you'll realize those characters make the Pokemon Trainer look like an absolute p***y.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:13 pm
Captain McMillan is pretty hardcore. Not saying he's the manliest, but he is definitely manly for a guy without super human abilities. He doesn't just kill terrorists, he says "Oi, Suzy!" and proceeds to rape and then kill said terrorists. But when I say rape I mean whatever he does when you aren't looking.
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Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 4:31 pm
Zombicide Wake up with Tang You guys are forgetting something about those pokemon trainers. One of those trainers is me, and more girls wake up to Tang than Kratos, and those are just the girls that survive. Besides, who else could force a humanoid to have sex with a bunny and then have the bunny's offspring have sex with a kneasel so that kneasel's offspring can punch stuff? Same concept as the longer chain that gives a fox phsychic powers and energy balls. (not to mention having it born as a living flamethrower) Now, Daxelman. Guess which egg moves I bred on to which pokemon. True, but I'd consider the Pokemon Trainer manly in a sarcastic way. Come on, dude. Are you actually going to categorize the Pokemon Trainer in the same category as let's say, Bill and Lance or Kratos or Doomguy? neutral Here's Manly. You don't fight, you make supreme deities do it for you. And they do it, no questions asked. That's playin' it smart. That's as manly as you can get without drinking Powerthirst.
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