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 Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:12 am
jellysundae rofl rofl that one never fails to make me laugh. Oh me too... that is why I decided to go ahead and post it, in case even one of us has not seen it yet rofl
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:57 pm
rofl I've seen that first one before, but it is always a good one!! Thanks for the laugh! rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 26, 2006 2:44 pm
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:31 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:34 pm
I hadn't heard ANY of those before. Am I behind the times or what?
So, this duck walks into a store, and says, "Do you have any duck food?" The manager says, "No I'm sorry Sir, we don't sell duck food here." The next day the duck walks in again and said, "Do you have any duck food?" The manager replies, "Sir, as I told you yesterday, we don't sell, nor have we ever sold duck food here." The next day, the duck walks in yet again, saying, "Do you have any duck food?" The manager, angry now says, "I've told you twice, I'll tell you again, we never have and never will sell duck food here. Now, if you come back tomorrow, I will nailed your flippin' feet to the floor!!!" and he stomps to the back room.
The next day, the duck walks in and says, "Do you have any nails?" The manager says, "No."
"Good! Do you have any duck food?"
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:03 pm
yay! i like the duck joke!
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Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2006 5:50 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:01 pm
 *WickedOrange was here*
... will have to go find some suitable jokes...
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:37 pm
thanks Peaches... and Orange... it's nice to be appreciated...
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:58 pm
Just found this... thought I would share it.
An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times.
"Is that right?" he asked the boy.
"Oh yes," the boy said.
The Irishman was very loud, in his not believing that this was true. The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and each time the elephant stamped his foot and the people said he was correct. The Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Irishman took him up on the wager.
The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like you wouldn't believe, turned back around and stomped his foot twice. Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried, "BeGabbers, he's right ... farty-two!""
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:56 pm
GigglyBipper Just found this... thought I would share it.An Irishman went to London for a visit to the zoo. While there, he saw a man with an elephant act. The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age. The Irishman was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.
The man had the elephant look at a small boy and the elephant stamped its foot 9 times.
"Is that right?" he asked the boy.
"Oh yes," the boy said.
The Irishman was very loud, in his not believing that this was true. The man asked the elephant to tell the ages of several people, and each time the elephant stamped his foot and the people said he was correct. The Irishman got even louder and more abusive toward the man. Finally the man could take it no longer and wagered the Irishman that the elephant could look at him and tell him his age. The Irishman took him up on the wager.
The elephant looked real close at the Irishman, turned around, raised his tail and cut wind like you wouldn't believe, turned back around and stomped his foot twice. Where upon the Irishman stumbled back and with a sound of disbelief in his voice cried, "BeGabbers, he's right ... farty-two!""
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:38 pm
Whats the difference between an elephant and a raspberry?
Elephants are grey, raspberries are red.
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 4:39 pm
What do mice do when its cold?
They sit round a candle! biggrin
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Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:48 pm
Why did the cookie go to the doctor's?
Highlight for answer...
He felt crummy!
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:04 am
Marry Poppins was travelling home but due to worsening weather she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room.
'Certainly madam', he replied courteously.
'Is the restaurant open still?' inquired Mary.
'Sorry. no,' came the reply, 'but room service is available all night. Would you care to select something from the menu?'
Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. 'Hmmm, I would like cauliflower cheese please'.
'Certainly madam' he replied
'And can I have breakfast in bed?' asked Mary. The receptionist nodded and smiled.
'In that case, I would love a couple of eggs please.. poached' After confirming the order, Mary signed in and went up to her room for the night.
The night passed uneventfully and the next morning Mary came down early to check out. The same guy was still at the desk.
'Morning madam.. sleep well?'
'Yes, thank you' Mary replied
'Food to your liking?'
'Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional, I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs though. They really weren't that nice at all' Mary replied truthfully.
'Oh... well perhaps you could care to contribute these thoughts to our Guest Comments Book. We are always looking to improve our service and would value your opinion' said the receptionist.
'Ok I will... thanks!' replied Mary, who then checked out, paused a while then scribbled a comment into the book. Waving, she left to continue her journey.
Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the comment Mary had written.
Here it is.....
"Super califlower cheese but eggs were quite atrocious!!!"
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