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 Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:04 pm
"Mmm, who knows?" Halen hooked a stool and dragged it towards him with his foot, sitting himself down carefully becuse he was so heavy; the last time he'd been careless, the stool had ended up broken, and he'd ended up on the floor. "Haven't been to my birth site in years, so definitely not me." Besides, who cared? There was nothing to see but gravel and trees there, anyway. He changed the subject. "It's true, women are unpredictable; one minute they're hot, the next they're cold. They're just scary creatures. Who in their right mind would be able to figure them out?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:23 pm
"They're essential in reproduction you know? And they have that gorgeous hair and those deep beautiful eyes...well some of them do...haven't even seen a women here in a while...it makes me sad." Strake jumped in, demon school didn't give him much of a chance to socialize with women and the bar mostly has men in it. He was hetero sexual and he could not find a women in the bar at any time.
"That's how you were made Strake, but you shouldn't be thinking about reproduction at your age, and don't you dare try to remind me of your mother. You know that she was as gorgeous as a godess." Dart said to his son.
"Actualy I don't know, I've never seen or heard from her." Strake replied with a quick wit.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:39 pm
He only loosely followed the conversation, just picked out what was interesting. This reproduction business sounded rather boring, plus he didn't think it was even possible for him, unless he could spawn half-breeds. "Too young? Is there a starting age? I didn't know that," Halen sounded intrigued. After all, he was only four, even if he had the mind and body of an adult. "I don't think you're all that young." He eyed Strake speculatively. "You are older than me." Obviously, he didn't quite grasp social etiquette completely, either.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:51 pm
"Well my dad thinks that I should fertilize for an offspring at the age he did which was about 12,973 years old. He doesn't want to be a grandpa either. There's not really a starting age, whenever a man can produce semen or a women can have a menstraul period is the starting age. He doesn't understand that, he's becoming more like a human everyday." Strake explained to Halen.
"There is some wisdom to the humans ways, that is why I send you to go drop in on them." Dart replied growing impatient with his son. "You obviously don't understand, you need to go out and visit them more I guess." Dart said rather dissapointed.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:10 pm
"Oh. Well, that's not very interesting." It took him a second to realize what he just said, and when he did, his face flushed; he wasn't totally without shame. "Sorry. That came out wrong." He shrugged and folded his rms across his chest, a slightly sheepish look on his face. "Okay. I'm just going to stop talking now, so I don't make myself look more like an idiot."
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:22 pm
"It's not like we'll make fun of you for being an idiot, well my dad might but I won't." Strake encouraged.
"Shut it boy, I wouldn't do that when he's so clearly flustered and out of comprehension." Dart said somewhat angered by his son. "I wouldn't make fun of you for that." Dart said to Halen calmed down.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:29 pm
He grinned, a strange phenomenon, but as quickly as it had appeared, it was removed from his face. "Oh, I really don't care if you make fun of me. It's not the first time, and I'd bet pretty much anything it won't be the last. I just don't like looking like an idiot." Halen clarified with another shrug, absently tossing his braid over his shoulder so it was out of the way.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:35 pm
"I bet it could get you to smile longer, but it's okay to look like and idiot with us, have you met my bone-headed son? he's not exactly a genius." Dart made fun of his son.
"Who created the periodic table dad?" Strake asked knowing the answer. He was the one who organized it.
Dart paused and got a blank look."Because of your absent-mindedness it will be Mendeleev, you left your model with the human." Dart said with a smug expressions.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:02 pm
Luniya walked into the bar. She realized she must have missed a very interesting conversation from the look on Dart's face. She sat down and stared at Dart for a while. Finally she spoke, but not to Dart. "Hello, Strake how are you?" she asked politely. She was more comfortable talking to him, at least he was young. And whenever she spoke with Drake she always felt like she was hiding something. Well she is hiding something, but hates to feel like she is.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:14 pm
"Hey, where have you been all this time? You can atleast warn me before you leave for a long period of time. My dad is old and thinks I'm too young to create an offspring, well fertilize an offspring. He's pretty old fashioned huh? I'm not gonna wait till I'm almost 13,000 before I reproduce, I want to make him a grandpa, what do you think?" Strake explain, he had a mind to prove his father wrong using a pretty women to do so, he was very happy to see a women, especialy Luniya.
"Yes Luniya, tell Strake how naive he is will you? Us demons living so long 27 is just way too young, although he stopped aging the year he left the academy, he is still mentally too unstable to create an offspring." Dart said hoping that Luniya would take his side.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:39 pm
Halen snickered and propped his elbows on the table in front of him, hunched forward, laced his fingers together, and then dropped his chin into the center to support his head, watching the three intently. It was always amusing when a female got in between two hard-headed males. He seriously hoped this wouldn't be an exception, but he was staying the hell out of it unless the situation required prodding in the right direction.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:53 pm
Zo chuckled and shook his head at the trio, wagging a warning finger toward Strake with a raised eyebrow "Now now you two, how about we leave this train of conversation for later?" He shook his head in Halen's direction and half winked at Luniya. "Well hello there gorgeous, it's my pleasure as usual to be tending to one as lovely as yourself- if I dare say so- what will it be tonight?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:12 pm
Halen sighed - dammit, intervention. He tamped down the urge to stick his tongue out at Zo for ruining what had been sure to be a good show; instead, he scowled, just for the hell of it, and dropped his arms. "Well, damn. There goes that, right out the window." Halen looked around the bar, studying the room as he'd done so many times before on days such as this.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:41 pm
Luniya became wide-eyed at Dart and Strake.She just walked into the bar and ended up in a conversation like this. What were the odds. Moreover, Zo was somewhat trying to flirt with her. She smiled a bit then turned towards Dart so that Zo was no longer in her eyesight.
"Well, Dart I think the idea of reproducing is a good idea for Strake. Nobody really wants to wait thousands of years to reproduce." she paused for a bit and appeared to be in deep thought. "Then again, Mister Dart probably wouldn't be the best grandpa. I mean look at the child he's already raised turned out." Luniya said with a smirk.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:51 pm
"You know that hurts me right here?" Strake smiled with his hand on his heart. "You really know how to hurt a guy, but dad just wants not to feel old, even though he's 13,000. Oh thank your parents for me, they sure did a great job, just look at you." Strake was a bit annoyed by Zo's flirting and decided to try to win her over himself, even though it had seemed that she had put herself to where she had not been able to see him.
"That's my boy, complimenting the parents when he flirts...Don't you go off and give me grandkids from her, I don't want someone so young to be burdened with children." Dart was proud of his son, because the parents had been complimented, and he's a parent. He decided to go down to where Halen was and just listen to his son, and maybe look like he's in conversation.
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