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 Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:33 am
I suppose that if a lamb expired
'Landa could attain what she desires,
But it's a risky move, to eat a sheep,
If it's the only thing that keeps you from eternal sleep.
(Okay, it rhymed...
But it wasn't in time.)
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:37 am
You horrible canibbal!
You dastardly demon!
I hope you fall,
And smush your mutton!
(HA! It only vaugely rhymes!)
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:39 pm
Why, what an oddity, how queer
A creation like this is something to fear
For rhyming is crazy, rhyming is wierd
That it could tear the hair from my beard
I find it odd, I find it bizarre
I wish I could hit it with a car
But sadly, I join
Get kicked in the groin
I hope I do not
For I've never fought
And it would be a shame to see
A girl beat up me
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:47 pm
Never before has Valenarr faught
And he says a girl could easily beat him!!
He has given me a wonderful thought,
All the girls should fight him and see who will win.
Of course he may cry,
Of course he may weep.
And no one could pass him by,
With out trying to help him creep,
Away.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:50 pm
Boom!
Doom!
Doom to Vale!
The sky plagues you with hail.
Now as I are ranting,
And at the mouth frothing,
I will take the time,
To in this rhyme,
Devise a bomb to
Blow up: you!
BOOM!
You lose!
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:50 pm
I fear not a girl
For upon them I hurl
When they are so foul
And as cruel as thou
A kendo stick I wield
And a thick wooden shield
That I can use upon thee
And make you flee
But I will not fight
For I think it's not right
That humans, as one
Kill each other for fun
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:52 pm
Alas!
My bomb is stopped by wood!
Alas!
Blow you up, not it could!
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:54 pm
Invincible, I am
For I eat my ham
Along with green eggs
That goes straight to my legs.
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 1:55 pm
Drat you and your eggs,
You and your ham,
For I declare,
I am not Sam!
(Sam is Indy...)
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:01 pm
Sam you sure are
But I am too far
To smack you with bats
Or to knock off your hats
I cannot see
In front of me
So I look to the sides
To see what there hides
And such is the thing
When you are thinking
Sunglasses I do wear
And it's night now here
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:08 pm
Kyo is indeed not Sam,
For I doubt she likes ham
I am Indy, I am Sam
That book is my favourite
To death I love it.
I used to know it from memory,
Though now I have forgotten, truthfully.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:10 pm
Indy?
How could it be,
That Sam I Am
Like green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam I Am!
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RogueKazimeras Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:11 pm
Sunglasses at night, wear I
Because I think I can fly
And I love the song
Though the singer's a schlong
I've never gotten high
For smoke do not I
And I've used the same rhyme
More than one time
Sadly, creative I am not
For my brain's full of rot
And think I cannot
So off with this lot.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:22 pm
Vale, Indy has a message for you,
Ready listen up,
Kiyo you too.
Rot from the core spreads outwards.
((This is geared towards Vale and the rot in his brain but I need Kiyo you too to make it rhyme.))
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:31 pm
The only rhyming book I know
By heart goes along like so:
There were monkeys in my kitchen.
They were climbing on the walls,
They were hanging off the ceiling,
They were bouncing basket-balls...
(I'll give you a cookie if you know what it is and who wrote it ^_^)
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