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 Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:14 pm
the zoo
scream they're all lose, and start running
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:58 pm
Almost all stores.
You know at some jewellry stores there is those glass cabinets for a counter? And you have to ask the staff person to get something out for you? Ask for something and when they get it out say "Oh wait, changed my mind! I want that one!" After a few hundred times, say "I see nothing I want sorry. I might go to {insert a different jewellry store name here} and buy that watch I wanted.
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T o x ii c R a ii n b o w
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:44 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:50 pm
An aquarium…go on a backstage tour of the place and when you get close enough to the shark tank push the tour guide into it.
Please don’t try this at home folks
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:00 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:15 pm
Books that never sold:
Curious George and the Electri-something Fence
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:17 pm
nvm I'm creating another thread for that 4laugh
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:21 pm
wal-mart
tape a walkie takie 2 the back of a barbie an wen some1 walk by say, "i know were u liiiiive!" scream scream gonk gonk twisted twisted burning_eyes burning_eyes rofl rofl xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:09 pm
Clothes store:
Take one item into dressing room. When asked how many you have, reply, "100, OK!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:15 pm
Eviella Wal-mart When someone asks if they can help you start crying and say "Why can't you just leave me alone?" Wal-mart, when someone suggest the most expensive camera " WTF, i thought you sold for less?"
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:56 am
At a gun store:
Fire all their ammo into the ceiling and insist you were merely testing out the bullets before you brought them.
If that doesn't work, show up dressed as d**k Chaney.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:57 am
Any cafe or restaurant:
When you sit down at the table and have ordered the food and all, right before you eat.
Tell a waiter you by the way want to see if they have licenses and all that stuff, from the public health committee and the government (...) And refuse to pay for the food before you've checked all their papers twisted
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:38 pm
Wal-mart:
Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:07 pm
Shoe store:
Dump all the shoes in a pile and jump into it.
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:36 pm
PC world-
Run around covered in magnets
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