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 Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:39 am
Samoa Dan was in a stupor the entire time. He was staring at Obama, trying to remember where he seem him before. His memory finally comes back to him and he says "Hey! Aren't you the secretary of state! I seen you on T.V. before!"
"Oh, and congratulations on your year together. I hear gay marriage is legal in Canada, why not check that out guys?" Dan continues, never really realizing what's going on around him.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:02 am
Esoteric burst out laughing at Dan's remark. He laughed so hard that he fell to kne knee and was forced to wipe away tears. After several moments his laughter died down and he composed himself. Turning to Obama he raised his mic.
"Senator you just offered me something grand
You offer a place in history to forever stand
Now I do appreciate the offer don't get the wrong idea
But to get into politics? I'd rather get gonorrhea
The thing is I already got a crew
Men whos loyalty I can trust is true
Just take a look arund it's simple to ******** Congress I stand with the Reich, Tavarius and Somoa D"
Esoteric lowered the mic to a huge pop from the crowd.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 11:03 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:43 pm
The Reich fall to the floor laughing as well. Whatever Dan was smoking must be good.
Obama even chuckled.
"No, Samoa Dan. I'm the Illinois Senator."
He looks at Esoteric and nods.
"Well, Esoteric- I can respect and understand that. I wasn't gonna take you away from these guys. But, loyalty is a good thing. My first thought was to offer the Vice Presidency to Dan here, but he's not American. So I chose you. But I understand. Good luck here in EEW. I still support the Inquisition and Bloody Reich."
Obama steps out of the ring and walks up the ramp, waving to the crowd before disappearing behind the curtain.
((Interruptions welcome.))
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 2:54 pm
"So uh guys, I think that black guy stole a joint from me. They do that you know." Dan says.
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Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:54 pm
(( rofl ))
Snypa pulls out a blunt, filled with three different kinds of weed and holds it out to Dan.
"This that killa. Wanna do the honors?" Snypa says.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:41 pm
"I'd love to".
Dan then takes the blunt and starts running after Obama. "Hey man! Take this instead! I want mine back!"
After a few minutes, Dan comes back. He has no blunt or joint.
"You know what? ******** him. I'm voting for Hillary."
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 5:46 pm
Snypa falls to the mat laughing again.
"What the hell did you do with my blunt?!" Snypa says while laughing.
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 10:03 pm
By now Esoteric just looked dumbfounded. He leaned over to Tavarius and whispered to him.
"Who writes this s**t?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:07 pm
"Apparently they hired the guys that wrote Speed Racer and Summer of the Monkeys. This was their first segment."
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:49 am
Snypa just looks at Dan and the others while they talked. He pulls out a second blunt and fires it up as he takes a puff. He holds it out to Dan.
"Don't go chasing after Obama with my blunt. I had to go to my town of St. Louis for that, man. I had to pay good money for good product. Of course, I got more."
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 10:07 am
Esoteric nodded at Tavarius.
"Ahhh... I get it. It all makes perfect sense now."
Esoteric turned to Snypa and Atrocity.
"Well guys, I'd love to stay and party, but I got a poker game and a log to post before my match with Chris Chaos. Looks like the vets couldn't get the job done last night, so the runts of the litter get thier shot at an a** whooping."
On that nbote Esoteric stepped through the ropes, and began to walk up the ramp.
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:15 am
Atrocity took a mic "Well Eso its been good but i need a damn beer after listening to Alambama Bamarama i got a craving for some good german booze." Atrocity stood on the ropes then jumped down and headed up the stage.
((oh Blaze i lost my match against hangover))
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:21 pm
((Yeah, I know.))
Snypa follow suit...
"Gotta get me something to wash down before our match against the Marines and the former leader of the Renegades."
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Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:26 pm
Damien Blaze ((Yeah, I know.)) Snypa follow suit... "Gotta get me something to wash down before our match against the Marines and the former leader of the Renegades." Eso turned around and yelled into his mic. "God damnit Snypa! Didn't you get my memo? I said it once I'll say it again. Since the Marines love C-Men so much, They have officially left the Marines and joined the Navy. Also, Kardok was never a leader. He was just a head Rent-A-Gay. Now if everyone will shut the ******** up and follow me, I got a cooler of cold beer, and a poker game with Nobody Fresh backstage. Fifty dollay buy in." Eso turned back around and disappeared behind the curtain. ((I had Eso playing poker with Nobody Fresh backstage when I cut a promo on Jed, and The Druid possesed him for a Prophecy. Figured this would be a good place to make another note of it XD))
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