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 Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:56 pm
last year during class one of our percussionists was carrying a snare drum to its staqnd and he dropped it. when this happened the band director glared at him and yelled "what were you thinking?" and out of nowhere my best friend shouts "Arby's" everyone laughed
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Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 4:02 pm
My crown fell off. O_o
On our Music it said ASCAP. XD (a**-Cap XD)
We do this hissing thing in Band, and the percussion did it too O_o
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 6:54 pm
This is the story that goes around the band room on Memorial day.
A few years back, on Memorial day, the band was palying and our Band Director, G, noticed that the trumpets were drooping as they played. So he held his arm striaght out and up to signal that they needed to get their horns up.
Then he relized he was doing the Nazi salute on Memorial day in front of WW 2 vets and vowed never to do it again.
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:47 pm
One day, the band was rehearsing a song, when suddenly, the door opened and a random girl walked in, looked to our bassoon player and asked him, "Hey, Rob, where did you leave the dumplings?" The band stopped playing and he replied, "Oh...er...I left them in the refrigerator on the shelf." She left with a hasty thanks. Our band director, quite confused simply said, "I believe that was the strangest question ever uttered in the band room."
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:02 am
We were at marching band, just hanging out last year, since the drum major (Matt) had said we could. He tried to get us back on task, but there was a large (flute) group still chattering away.
He got ticked off and started yelling at us, waving the snare stick in his hand at us. He was so ticked off that he spiked it...
...and it flew neatly out of the one open window...
...and into the dumpster!
The best part is that the BD walked in at that moment, and made him fetch it!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:47 pm
The other day, we had our finals, so a couple of people at a time had to leave the room and play. That ment that our BD had to leave the room too. So me and two otherm of my friends went and searched through his desk. We found so many interesting things. For example:
-Bag of rubber bands
-About 50 sharpies
-A tube of CoverGirl rasberry splash fruit sprizters lip gloss (my BD is a guy..)
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Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:30 pm
4 things, this year.
Band directors shoe flying off the balcony. (I did that, and I got hit with a stand for doin it.lol.)
Bass player handing from the exit sign from bunjee cords. (while playing)
Pumkin pancakes one morning.
Fork falling on my head.
okay 5 things,
Band director Schoon bent a metal stand in half.
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:03 am
one time a few years ago a trumpet player got a penny stuck in his trumpet.
one time Elvis took a nose dive into my tuba in 5th grade.one of the trumpets had him.
this past year,after the christmas coincert,we had the bd leave,he was told the superintendant wanted him.we hid every thing in the storage rooms.stands,instruments,evrything.and we hid his chair in the back of his truck.we tiedup RJ(percussion)and threw a tarp over him.then we all hid in the back room.when mr. hendry (bd) came back,we told him a guy in a black mask came and strole everything and kiddnapped some students.it just so hgappenwed 6 people were absent that day.and hendry hadnt taken attendance yet.when Meike(flute) was even crying.when mr. hendry found the stuff in the storage room,we all yelled surprise.he never found his chair until he got to the high school.it was hilarious! lol rofl
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:14 am
A lot of weird stuff happens in my band class.....like the few times when our band director tried to imitate the trumpets.........heh, it was funny......XP....
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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:37 pm
I dunno why my friend keeps askin me if I French kiss My French Horn.....O yea...it's because she French kisses her bassoon......
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:18 pm
are band director is pretty "large"
when she sat on her chair like the leg broke or something we look up and shes on the ground
it was halerious
we couldnt stop laughing
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:19 pm
Well, this one is kinda weird..But funny..
So our conductor came in late to practice, and this clarinet player was wearing really baggy fleece pants. So he rolled them up.
But when our conductor ran in he stopped and stared at this kid's pants and said
"Are you using your pant as backpacks? eek "
We all rolled over laughing, cuz this kids pants look full of......stuff you know?
rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:28 pm
It's pretty basic, but...
One morning, I walked into the Band room, took out my trumpet and went to set my music on my stand. When I looked up at my stand before I set my music down, I saw a soaked condom hanging off the side. It was so gross.. Our drum set player, Ben threw it away with his drum sticks. Ha, it was so funny. Why would someone have sex in a band room?
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:19 pm
OKay. Well since the kids at my scholl kept making the music stand crappy, every time you were caught doing something that would break it, you had to give th BDa dollar and sign your name on a poster. Well, one day the high school BD was messing with one of the stands. Mr.Cote, my Bd, told him thre rule and Mr.Centera, the high school BD, picked up the stand and threw it accross the band hall. After that he gave Mr.Cote two dollars. It was hillarious.
Another time, we were playing at a fottball game and someone came over to take pitures. She got the trumpet section, includiong me, (trumpet rocks) to pose for a one. Right after she took the picutre a percutionist jumped in front of us and landed on his side on the bleachres. He was cracking up and so were we. Mr.Cote ran up to see if he was okay and started laughing as well.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 10:39 am
I wasn't there for this, but once our band director knocked over his podium. And they (being the high school band) made a previous band director cry before. Oh, and I wasn't there for this one either, but our band director once said he was "in a daze" most of the time. Oh, and once he said that the saxophone is the product of a one night stand between and trumpet and a clarinet to a bunch of seventh graders (when I was a sevvie). Yeah, our band director is pretty messed up. We swear he showed up to our drumline homeshow high. It pissed us off. We ALL dislike him with a passion. But we keep him around to make fun of him.
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