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 Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:07 am
OOO Yaoi sayings....
Remember that old old old commercial for the Crest Toothpaste quick brush thing you slip onto your finger?
What about:
Rip Slip Trust AHHH!!!
lol randomness
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:09 am
Kagome Raya Here's something I read in a fanfiction. Quote: My frown deepened. “I’m sorry. . .you seem really off. I’ve heard these guys mention you before, but you don’t seem to. . .fit.” “You wanna try?” he answered without missing a beat or looking up from his food. I blinked slowly. “Do I want to try?” I frowned, not at all catching Niel’s half hidden snickers or Alexis’s violent choking motions. “You said I didn’t fit; I said you wanna try?” The boy looked up, blinking slowly as his lips tried to twitch up into a restrained smile. “I’m ready.” I stared, my mouth sliding open as his words and what he was implying finally became clear. “Never mind,” I muttered, looking down. “You fit right in.” I cringed as Niel hooted with laughter. Can you see the pervertedness hiden in it? I completely missed it, and I always see these kind of things in the split second I read it. Omg yes I can totally see the pervertedness!! lol rofl
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:19 am
When life gives you lemons, write Yaoi!
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:30 am
Kagome Raya Here's something I read in a fanfiction. Quote: My frown deepened. “I’m sorry. . .you seem really off. I’ve heard these guys mention you before, but you don’t seem to. . .fit.” “You wanna try?” he answered without missing a beat or looking up from his food. I blinked slowly. “Do I want to try?” I frowned, not at all catching Niel’s half hidden snickers or Alexis’s violent choking motions. “You said I didn’t fit; I said you wanna try?” The boy looked up, blinking slowly as his lips tried to twitch up into a restrained smile. “I’m ready.” I stared, my mouth sliding open as his words and what he was implying finally became clear. “Never mind,” I muttered, looking down. “You fit right in.” I cringed as Niel hooted with laughter. Can you see the pervertedness hiden in it? I completely missed it, and I always see these kind of things in the split second I read it. *grins* I totally picked up on the pervertedness. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:56 pm
Kagome Raya Here's something I read in a fanfiction. Quote: My frown deepened. “I’m sorry. . .you seem really off. I’ve heard these guys mention you before, but you don’t seem to. . .fit.” “You wanna try?” he answered without missing a beat or looking up from his food. I blinked slowly. “Do I want to try?” I frowned, not at all catching Niel’s half hidden snickers or Alexis’s violent choking motions. “You said I didn’t fit; I said you wanna try?” The boy looked up, blinking slowly as his lips tried to twitch up into a restrained smile. “I’m ready.” I stared, my mouth sliding open as his words and what he was implying finally became clear. “Never mind,” I muttered, looking down. “You fit right in.” I cringed as Niel hooted with laughter. Can you see the pervertedness hiden in it? I completely missed it, and I always see these kind of things in the split second I read it. Oh my god, what fanfiction did you read that in? I want to read that now! Seriously, good example of word vomit. You know how bad it sounds but it still comes out.
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:04 pm
YAOI
BETTER THAN MILKING COWS
(unless you like milking cows)
...don't ask.
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:53 pm
Mostly from AIM conversations b/w me and my guy friend, who I'm trying to convert into yaoism. Lawl. xD
Me: "Omg! Look! A popsicle! Quick! Lick it!"
Guy: "I'm not licking anything long and sticky." -.-;
Me: "I brought you a banana for breakfast to EAT."
Guy: "Oh yeah because that's so HAWT." =__=;
Guy: "Screw you."
Me: "No, you mean screw him. ;D"
Me: "Ew. A girl and boy?! What's wrong with you?" xD
Guy: Sorry, I don't liek it in teh butt.
Me: You don't have to liek it in teh butt. Just be the one putting it in teh butt.
Me: That's so weird COMING from you.
Guy: Why is that in CAPS? .___.
Me: >D
Yeah, I have random conversations with my guy friends. Lmao.
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Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:11 pm
Oh yeah. And have you ever noticed some commercial slogans are really perverted? xD
CUMMING SOON to a store near you!
NIKE--- JUST DO IT
McDonalds---WE LOVE TO SEE YOU SMILE
or - I'm lovin it.
Chevy Truck--- LIKE A ROCK
Pringles--- ONCE YOU POP, YOU CANT STOP
KFC--- Finger-lickin' good
Bounty--- The Quicker picker-upper
M&M's--- It melts in your mouth, not in your hands
Energizer--- It keeps going and going, and going...
Skittles --- Taste The Rainbow!
Burger King --- Have It Your Way!
or Burger King --- The KING is back...
LUCKY CHARMS --- They're Magically Delicious!
Verizon Wireless --- Can you feel me now? Good!
Campbell’s --- Mmmmm, good.
Baskin Robbins --- 31 flavors.
Honda --- When rubber meets the "road".
Found on Facebook group. xD
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Posted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:56 pm
That Barbie commercial?
"..connected, protected~!"
And Im sad....because i have a yaoi one that isnt naruto.....D=
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