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Dictionary.com defines a meme as: A unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another.

In this case a meme is a picture that's worth a thousand words. Or at least three.

Anyway, I don't care what they say, I ********' love Pluto. It'll always be my favorite planet wink It's my little pal.

Im not a planet either and im not doing so much drama


but srsly, pluto is not only too small to be a planet, but is also its orbit is "sideways" compare to the other planets

scientist think that this is be cause planet wasn't made by the star dust that made the other planets of the solar system. instead is just a big meteorite that past close enough to bee cachet by the sun's gravity

Astronomers knew that pluto wasn´t a planet since 20 years ago but they didn´t tell the government be cause having an extra planet gives youmore money for investigation, but one horrible night this happened...










CERES: hey you science guy, we just been discovered, put us in the solar system map, quick please.

ASTRONOMER: what?
astronomic

EROS: That's right biatch, you better hurry up with those planet certificates

ASTRONOMER: haha, sorry guy but not every one can be a planet, the solar system, a solar system with 12 planets haha, most of the solar systems have just one or two, what would other intelligent forms of life would thing about us

EROS: WATH?!!

CERES: listen yo, we go around the sun, we as big has pluto, wich is a planed so we are God damn planets

ASTRONOMER: actually... do not tell to anyone, but pluto is not actually a planet, we are using it to get more money.

PLUTO:...is that true

ASTRONOMER: PLUTO!! HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE??!!

PLUTO: is be cause, im not big enough, be cause I'm too cold, is be cause I can't turn my orbits well, IS BE CAUSE I'M FAT ISN'T

CERES: yeah looks like you lose a fight against the ugly stick

ASTRONOMER: SHUT UP...
..Pluto, is not your foul, is me, I didn't consider you feelings

PLUTO: NO YOU DON'T!!!
*runs crying*

ASTRONOMER: PLUTO WAIT

EROS: WTF?

CERES: wow, this looks like a job for Oprah


THE OPRAH SHOW...
NEXT WEEK: my father never told me I wasn't a planet

Well i still call it a planet. It's round just like the rest of the other planets

here i come with mah edumacation skillz!

The IAU therefore resolves that planets and other bodies in our Solar System, except satellites, be defined into three distinct categories in the following way:

(1) A "planet" is a celestial body that: (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape, and (c) has cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit.

(2) A "dwarf planet" is a celestial body that: (a) is in orbit around the Sun, (b) has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a hydrostatic equilibrium (nearly round) shape2, (c) has not cleared the neighbourhood around its orbit, and (d) is not a satellite.

(3) All other objects3 except satellites orbiting the Sun shall be referred to collectively as "Small Solar System Bodies".

there ya go. that's why pluto isn't a planet anymore. stare

((to be honest, i still don't get it, but whatever...))

You realize that no one could live on pluto right?

As soon as you find something to burn on a big a** ice ball then burn to your hearts content.