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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:58 pm
Gentlemans Code Bruce Lee comes in and kills them both. xd agreed but for now Jackie
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:07 am
I love Jackie Chan... and yeah I reckon he'd win without a doubt!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:01 pm
Bellus Lilium Chuck Norris because the only person who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Ahem. Chuck Norris facts will be inserted right below this sentence which is not worthy for Chuck Norris' attention! D: xD
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. My fave: Chuck Norris once went to the 'Virgin Islands', now they're just called the 'Islands'
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:11 pm
Chuck Norris. He's so bad that under his beard, he doesn't have a chin, just another fist. He's pretty bad-a.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:23 am
Chuck Norris doesn't need the world, the world needs Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:25 am
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:38 am
It would be a battle so full of epic and win, the world would implode upon itself and be sucked into a black hole of nothingness due to how awesome it is.
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:20 pm
Definitely Chuck Norris! Have you ever seen "Will it Blend?" Well that thing can't Blend Chuck Norris, that's how awesome he is!
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:51 pm
Gentlemans Code Bruce Lee comes in and kills them both. xd Darn i wish lee was alive man xd ... just like board Dead people dont kill people... unless they have the T-Virus O..o ... then only Alice/Mila could kill em xd ... but my vote goes to chan... i dont even know why Chuck Noriss is considered so dangerous ? O.o
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:08 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:56 am
Jackie Chan is more agile, but Norris has the brute strenght so I'm goin' with him.
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Jamais Changeant Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:55 am
Camerin Davis chuck norris would win, simply because he once squeezed an m&m really hard and created skittles ^_^ LOL I saw that and started laughing really hard.
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 2:22 pm
Axroh-Infinity Bellus Lilium Chuck Norris because the only person who can kill Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Ahem. Chuck Norris facts will be inserted right below this sentence which is not worthy for Chuck Norris' attention! D: xD
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. My fave: Chuck Norris once went to the 'Virgin Islands', now they're just called the 'Islands' Yeah Chuck Norris! xd
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Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:34 pm
Jackie Chan.
Don't deny it.
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