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 Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 8:32 pm
You get eaten by Mailbox.
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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:54 pm
What is with all this eating? you die from my constant on going blabbering of nonsense.
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:19 pm
I Kill You With Swamp a** (again)
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW the relief
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Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:19 pm
I shall NOT be defeated in this game! I RULE it.
As you cross the street do catch your recently escaped balloon, you trip over a ladybug that just happened to be chasing after it's escaped balloon. In the midst of tumbling down the street, a semi-truck closes in on you, and fast. But at the last minute, he looks up from his 'Dummies Guide to Chickin Killing' long enought to notice you and swerves off the road and into the nearby ocean. You walk over to the sheer drop of a cliff to see if the poor trucker was dead, which he was. You lean over to get a better look at his already decaying corpse, and fall off yourself. You wake up in a cold, damp, smelly place. As you look around, you see several dim lights off in the distace, but they don't seem to be of any danger, so you put them out of your mind and focus on the current problem: you can't move. You look down and discover yourself in a massive pile of what appears to be gum, but upon closer inspection turns out to be thousands of rotting fish. You come to the sudden realization that you're the belly of a giant whale. As you struggle to get out of the fish, you notice that the lights are closer, and are actually being carried by a great many somethings. You watch as they get closer, and then you finally see what they really were: Tonberries. Hundreds of Tonberries. Knowing this, you struggle and fight against the dead fish, but to no avail. You slump over, exhausted, and await your imminent demise.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:15 pm
*looks at Imo-san staring at her for a moment.... stare *
I tie you to a chair rigged with C-4 explosives, if escaped they will explode and if survived i've rigged that a pile of rotten food be dumped on you while you'll be eaten alive by pigs whom have not eaten in a week....and if by some chances you survive i'll shot you in the head with my Colt 45, take you're body, chop you're head, hands and feet off, place them in a bag tied to a boulder and dump them deep into the sea then taking the rest of you're body and burning it as i watch over a nice hot cup of tea, taking you're ashes and dumping it into my very soil for the new spring flowers in my garden out in the back. *Thinking this all within minutes in my head as I stare at you and i begin to wonder.....why do all that when i could just simply in front of you shoot you where I stand and be done with it and not go through all that trouble of killing you.* eh, Imo san? *shoots her in the head a couple times with his Colt 45 and walks away*
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 12:50 am
*Kicks Ryuho in the head, making him land on Imo-san's Corpse and watches the fireworks display
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:39 am
Upon watching us burn to death, Isamu dies from the flaming crossfire.
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:36 pm
I believe that I'm still in the lead. After getting into a staring contest with a bush baby, you become extremely competitive and refuse to blink. Eventually you become so tired, insomnia sets in. The moment you begin to feel confident in your non-blinking abilities, the bush baby calls in reinforcements and you get eaten by a wombat.   The ultimate evil combonation! See? I even provide visuals!
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:11 am
Harry Potter renders you mute, so nobody can hear you scream as Alix and Karo slowly carve up your body, as you are still alive, into deli-thin slices that get fed to starving puppies.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:18 am
I beat you the point of unconciousness and lock you in a deeply hidden freezer chamber. You wake up, chained to a shower as the temperature in the room quickly drops. I turn on the shower and watch as you alowly freeze to, enjoying you screams as I watch and drink hot chocolate. After your frozen I take a sludge hammer and break you into a thousand. From those pieces i'll take some and throw it on the wall... than blow up the wall. The rest I'll use as ice for soft drinks.
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:11 pm
You forgot to pay your taxes this year. So, they sent the bitey kitty to bite your fingers, and toes off. Oh yeah, he eventually calls all of his kitty buddies to eat your face. 
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:38 am
You get Killed by Chyo-Chan
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:39 pm
Nice rofl You became the next victim of Flonne, the fallen angel. 
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Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:27 pm
You incur the wrath of Yotsuba. "You must be tired of livin'! Save your excuses for the DEVIL!"  (Ten points if you can tell me who the author of this series, or just if you can tell me what else she wrote!~)
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:48 pm
((I forgot the author's name, but I'm pretty sure she wrote Azumanga Diaoh too.))  You made the foolish mistake of calling Ed short, and you pay the price.
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