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This is Sara not Savannah
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:56 pm
I can't belive no1's said it yet cuz U have all heard it! Boy: "Hey did it hurt?" Girl: "Did what hurt?" Boy: "When you fell down from Heaven."
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:15 pm
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything but you're the most beautiful person I've ever seen. I just thought you should know
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:44 pm
"Where have you been all my life?" heart
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:11 pm
I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:27 pm
(Rofl, nice. xD)
"If I said "You have a nice body." Would you hold it against me?"
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:25 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:31 pm
HEY, GIRL~ If I was your HEART, would you let me BEAT? heart
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:34 pm
Lol xD
You are the Apple of my eye. You are the music I want to hear. &you are the love of my life.
xD idk.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:36 pm
One million stars in the sky, but the only star I see is YOU.
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:59 pm
6 billion souls in the world 6 billion people &sometimes all you need is 1 heart
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:15 am
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"If they named a McDonald's hamburger after you they would name it McBeautiful."
"Hi, i lost my number can i have yours?"
"Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand.""
"(close hand with nothing inside and give it to the target) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this)"
"IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M FAILING MATH BECAUSE ALL I CAN ADD IS YOU AND ME!"
I found these here: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/pick-up-lines/t.37171559_1/ I picked out some of the funny ones, most are kind of bad so yeah.
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:34 am
Omg those quotes are funny!! xD
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:46 pm
"You are the cheese to my macarroni..."
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:50 pm
You are the pop to my corn. xD
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 2:17 pm
You are the slide grease to my trombone (not sure if this is nice, bad, or just scary xd )
Did the sun come out? Or did you just smile at me?
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