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 Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:54 am
because the sight of the moon reminds them of thier home planet, Dancetyme, that has been taken over by the overly hard working and very sirious ants from the planet Jobstance!
why do trees grow from the ground?
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 9:26 pm
because everything else hates them & if they grew from the sky its we'd not be on earth anymore.
why is there such a thing as bordem?
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:27 am
because the light bulb turned on and lit up the word "Boredum".
why is the moon white?
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 5:01 pm
I'm falling even more in love with you.. The moon is white because somebody spilled milk on it.
Why are those symbols an cards called pips? ..letting go of all i've held onto..
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Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2008 6:04 pm
because they're really pipelines to other worlds!
why do they use the term "catching Z's" when it comes to sleeping?
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:57 pm
I'm falling even more in love with you.. because, when you sleep, you actually make the zebra mating call =p
Why are there 5 fingers? ..letting go of all i've held onto..
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:26 am
Because your momma had an affair with their leader
Why does is rain?
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Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:21 pm
I'm falling even more in love with you.. Because cell phones ring.
Why is there a knee on my leg? ..letting go of all i've held onto..
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:15 pm
Because your face scared it away...
Why do dogs not like cats?
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:58 pm
Because the cats where on a killing spree and killed there paper frog that was on crack, and made it the Progressive Era.
Why does carrots and ranch taste oh-so-delious?!
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:21 pm
Because when god created the earth, He said, "Let there be light, march madness, and ever-so-delicious carrots and ranch dressing."
Why can't I find my other shoe?
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:44 am
Because your homophobic
Why did Harry marry Ginny?
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:34 pm
Harry marryed Ginny because I didnt read those books.
Why is my heater broken?[/size/
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Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:44 pm
Because the fairies were bored and saw that you were too happy and so they cast a spell that broke it so that you can chase after them and make you make them grant you three wishes! ( lol if that made since)
Why are the fairies so mean?
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:59 am
Because they are bitter to be stuck on earth and not Neverland with Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Why does Walt Disney love Hitler?
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