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 Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:56 am
L-o-l at that movie.
I mean, forgetting about the book entirely and just taking it as the movie itself, it was mediocre.
I felt so bad for Rob Pattinson. He's such a handsome man until you put that horrible make-up. Hell, even with that make-up, Kristen Stewart was still paler than him! And his lips. Ugh. They were waaaay too red. And I hated his American accent. It sounded bad.
Kristen was horrible as Bella. Her man voice ruins everything. Whenever she was portraying anger, her voice dropped, like, five octaves. D= Plus, no expression.
And there was even less development between Edward and Bella. It was instantaneous lust.
And the sparkling was even more ridiculous on screen. As my friend aptly described it, "It looks like a lot of shiny bugs crawling over him." Maybe now fanatics will realize that sparkling is not hot and is ridiculous.
These were the highlights of the movie pretty much for me:
-JAMES (Good lord, when he had his shirt off and low pants...... Oh yes. <3)
-Jasper
-Emmett's need to stand while riding a vehicle
-ERIC (He made me happy. <3)
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 1:27 pm
Syrette L-o-l at that movie.
I mean, forgetting about the book entirely and just taking it as the movie itself, it was mediocre.
I felt so bad for Rob Pattinson. He's such a handsome man until you put that horrible make-up. Hell, even with that make-up, Kristen Stewart was still paler than him! And his lips. Ugh. They were waaaay too red. And I hated his American accent. It sounded bad.
Kristen was horrible as Bella. Her man voice ruins everything. Whenever she was portraying anger, her voice dropped, like, five octaves. D= Plus, no expression.
And there was even less development between Edward and Bella. It was instantaneous lust.
And the sparkling was even more ridiculous on screen. As my friend aptly described it, "It looks like a lot of shiny bugs crawling over him." Maybe now fanatics will realize that sparkling is not hot and is ridiculous.
These were the highlights of the movie pretty much for me:
-JAMES (Good lord, when he had his shirt off and low pants...... Oh yes. <3)
-Jasper
-Emmett's need to stand while riding a vehicle
-ERIC (He made me happy. <3)
I feel the exact opposite about Robert Pattinson. I think he made a gorgeous Edward, but as his every day self? Ugh. At least he looked alert as Edward. IRL, he looks like he's a drinker. Almost every time I see him he looks like he's high or drunk. And I think I like his American accent better.
Though Kristen Stewart was not my choice for Bella, I think she did a good job. She does so not have a man voice.
Yeah, the sparkling was...awkward.
I absolutely adored Emmett in the movie. He was so funny.
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Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:36 pm
Syrette L-o-l at that movie.
I mean, forgetting about the book entirely and just taking it as the movie itself, it was mediocre.
I felt so bad for Rob Pattinson. He's such a handsome man until you put that horrible make-up. Hell, even with that make-up, Kristen Stewart was still paler than him! And his lips. Ugh. They were waaaay too red. And I hated his American accent. It sounded bad.
Kristen was horrible as Bella. Her man voice ruins everything. Whenever she was portraying anger, her voice dropped, like, five octaves. D= Plus, no expression.
And there was even less development between Edward and Bella. It was instantaneous lust.
And the sparkling was even more ridiculous on screen. As my friend aptly described it, "It looks like a lot of shiny bugs crawling over him." Maybe now fanatics will realize that sparkling is not hot and is ridiculous.
These were the highlights of the movie pretty much for me:
-JAMES (Good lord, when he had his shirt off and low pants...... Oh yes. <3)
-Jasper
-Emmett's need to stand while riding a vehicle
-ERIC (He made me happy. <3) I didn't like Rob as Edward but I really liked Kristen as Bella. Her voice wasn't how I pictured it from the book, but I think she did an amazing job. Good - I wasn't the only one who noticed how hot James was! heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:48 am
james= smex
emmet= smex god
i agree that bella ed's ration ship went to fast and whar ******** is with bella having a cell it clearly sated it was emails the used. -_- alot of stuff in the movie was rushed.
spunk ranso lips wer to red and make up looked bad his ' american accent'
stunk
bella was to much of a whore i man making out with homa t shirt and panties. she was always fully clothed with him.
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