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 Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:33 pm
*hooks up the expresso machine*
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:33 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty One time my friend talked about her v****a biting... I was kinda worried.
OH GOD, I JUST GOT WHAT HE MEANT! gonk ok wait...now im lost.... yeah...coffee is great when you combine it with late night sleep depravity.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:37 pm
I actually just got to thinking about when the last time I sexed with my boyfriend was and I seriously can't remember.That's bad.
He's been gone for two weeks, so it's more than two weeks. I think it's been like...2 months. Because we never have 'protection'... And he's a responsible kind of guy, and I'm a responsible kind of girl. So we just kind of fool around. I'll spare the details.
I remember the last time I had sexual contact with my boyfriend, which was 2 weeks ago on the day he left for Brownsville. I gave him a darn good send off.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:40 pm
el cabong The Dread Pirate Ghosty One time my friend talked about her v****a biting... I was kinda worried.
OH GOD, I JUST GOT WHAT HE MEANT! gonk ok wait...now im lost.... yeah...coffee is great when you combine it with late night sleep depravity. I haven't had coffee. I just get hyper when it's cold... and right now I can't feel my fingers or toes, so it's safe to say I've got a little bit of excess energy right now.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:26 pm
If you're lost then you're going to stay that way, and we will pretend this never happened...yes...
I'm freezing but can't sleep because my boyfriend won't answer his god-damned phone! stressed So being tired/cold helps me be like this.
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:37 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty If you're lost then you're going to stay that way, and we will pretend this never happened...yes...
I'm freezing but can't sleep because my boyfriend won't answer his god-damned phone! stressed So being tired/cold helps me be like this. at 11:30? hes probably asleep. one of the few reasons im not now is becuase of the cats in my parents house and my brother playing mario galaxy in front of me. XP this thread and its connotations had made me realize my lack of sex....and it sucks....
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:27 am
The Dread Pirate Ghosty If you're lost then you're going to stay that way, and we will pretend this never happened...yes...
I'm freezing but can't sleep because my boyfriend won't answer his god-damned phone! stressed So being tired/cold helps me be like this. My boyfriend told me I'm not allowed to call him. Because his grammy is asleep and he's having a cook-out with his Uncle. Even though it was like 12 in the morning when he called me to tell me this. It was weird.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:13 am
It was actually 1:30 where I am ninja But normally we call one another from between 9-12 (depending on what we get distracted with) and if he's out with friends or I'm getting off work late/out with friends we can call up to 2am.
So he shouldn't have even gone to sleep without talking to me, as we talk every night...being long-distance and what-not sweatdrop gonk emo
Also, just go find some girl and smack her over the back of the head, then drag her back to your place. I mean, that's what cavemen used to do, or vikings... Actually, once I saw a show on the discovery channel that showed a group of cavemen gang-banging this cave woman, it was sad. Then once I saw that in real life, but with ducks. Well, really it was one was raping her and the others were standing around quacking at them and blocking her in from getting away, but now I have a video to treasure forever...and to show people who don't believe that I saw it biggrin
A 12 am cookout? ******** yes. Sounds like something my boyfriend's dad would do...
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:25 am
This thread kind of made me laugh. Sorry guys. haha I've never had sexual contact before. All I get is hugs from guys. I liiiiiiike hugs though. heart heart
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:18 am
well, its not my place to complain so i reserve the right of silence
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:34 pm
I now KNOW that I'm sex deprived, because I had a dream about sexy things last night... We need an emoticon that raises his eyebrows up and down and winks at people.
Today I wasn't going to have coffee. But I had some in the morning to wake me up. Then I went to the doctor with my mom, and there was coffee in the waiting room. And then I went to Starbucks with a friend.
I think I have a problem. It is 11:30 and I am not sleepy at all not even a little and nope, nope, nope.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:50 pm
*Is not going to discuss the last time she had sex* ninja
I usually go 3 to 6 months or longer between sexual intercourse. I have sex in clumps of time, then stop for months. I'm usually single, so finding a sexual partner takes some work on my part.
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:03 pm
tis been so long i've nearly forgotten how..
*le sigh*
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Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:24 pm
I completely left out sexual-like acts in my "I haven't had sex in almost half a year post"
Mah bad.
My ex-boyfriend (who is trying to get me to date him instead of my current boyfriend) seems pretty determined to try to get me in bed... so I can't really complain as I'm lucky. At least in that aspect.
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:53 am
OMFGGGGG!
I COULD HAVE HAD SEX TODAY BUT I WAS STUCK IN A ******** CASHIER BOOTH IN THE ARCADE WHERE I WORK!!
WITH AN IRISH MAN.
WHO IVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH FOR A FEW WEEKS.
WHO HASNT SPOKE TO ME FOR 2 OR 3.
Bollocks.
I haven't had sex for like 3 weeks.
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