| How intelligent is your band director? |
| genius |
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38% |
[ 45 ] |
| pretty smart |
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29% |
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| could be worse |
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17% |
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| lacks the intelligence of a potato |
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14% |
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 Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:44 pm
- " Make them love you so much they want to throw their babies on the field as a sacrifice"-said right before a competition
-"Bring sexy back!" -said right before a competition
-"It's done folks, it is DONE"-
It's really funny actually, because he says that almost every time we do a run through of our show . . .and our show was never even finished until the day before Grand Nats.
- “Play with your own sticks instead of using others!!”- Said to the drum line. Oh boy…
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:18 pm
My BD was passing out charts for the show and he typed and I quote "Make this so beautiful and perfect I want to see grampas up there crying in the stands (note to the CG) Make it purdy smile "
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:22 pm
-->"Colorguard Strip!!!" (said after the instructor said it 5 million times.) -all the low brass and precussion look accept for the girls- "low brass and precussion males, turn back around, we all know that you cant get any anyways...." and we all laughed after that.
-->ok our shows name for this year was Force and he would always come up with these stupid puns or play on words like "May the force be with you." ... "Push it one more time" (the music was named Push)... and then there was "Rev me up and PUSH me in motion, come on baby force me!" they were all pretty much perverted but hilarious.
--> "I want mah curly fries!" he was makin fun of this flute chick thats really bad at marching and quits at everything. but its really funny the way she says it and he repeats it.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:38 pm
My BD "Honestly this isn't Rocket Surgery!"
friend of mine: Mr.G you're married aren't you?
Mr.G: Just b/c I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu
Gorman: You can bring your siblings.
2nd block kid: What's a sibling?
Gorman: Your parents before they were married.
Me: Mr. Gorman, do you like when everyone calls you doc?
Mr. Gorman: Well i don't mind it, they get the name from my job on the weekend.
Me: Whats that?
Mr. Gorman: Well i go out to the lake, wade in the water, and people tie their boats to me.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:11 pm
Mrs. Holmes: *looking up* THANK YOU CEILING!!*
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:49 pm
"Gaurd we all know what you night job is but for gods sake strip so they ban't see you!"
This year we had a costume change and nothing to change behind. ><
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:17 pm
My band director was trying to describe how we should play our marching piece at one part; like happy bell tones. It came out like this though,
"Happy happy ding dong! Happy happy DONG!!!"
Note: He said that to the rythem of the piece. xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:44 pm
"You must become so tough that you can eat BABIES!"
"I do infact bring sexy back."
"Okay...it's Superman, not Luperman, fix the 'S' formation."
"I wish I could just cut off your feet and give them to everyone to use." -to the french horn section, they were the only ones who where doing the move right.
"Pinwheel Baritones! Pinwheel like you have never pinwheeled before!"
To the baritone section.
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:59 pm
Hm. So we have two band instructors. Doc and Ms. Smelcer. Ms. Smelcer is a midget. she really looks like a muffin. She was directing one of our christmas songs and there's a part where the woodwinds were supposed to tongue the notes, and, I'm assuming she meant to say "Ta, ta, ta..." but while this midget of a woman was flailing her arms about it really, really sounding like she was screaming, "t**t! t**t! t**t!"
Doc: "I have a degree in music not agriculture. I don't do vegitables."
Doc: "I don't feel like putting up with your room temperature IQs today..."
Doc: "...Pleeeenty of time." *three minutes until performance*
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:28 pm
"You remember what happened the last time i let you guys booty call..."
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:10 pm
" Clarinets play louder, play loud as if you're crushing babies! "
" Your band buddy is like your war buddy. If you can hate them all you want, but you have to have each other's back or you're both going to get killed. "
" One time at boot camp . . . ( long reminision about how it applies to marching band ) "
" Trumpets you sound like a bunch of wusses. Put some GD air into your horns"
" My grandma can play louder than that"
All of these are from our head director Mr, McAllister, nantional guardsman, so that explains all the army quotes.
" Ahhh! My ears are bleeding"
" Tubas you're so out of tune you sound like a B52 bomber"
Thos are from our assistiant director Mr. Pearson
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:54 pm
We were in the middle of getting the drill right for our third movement. We we're getting into this erally techical part in the music and the drill, and the techs were telling us to reset over and over.
At one point when we were restarting, just before we start to play, our drum major shouts:
"DICKS"
Entire band: *falls down laughing*
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:06 am
said by our BD to break up an argument on where to hide our extra mouth pieces before competition
someone wanted to put it in their bell and others thought it would get stuck, blah blah blah
"cut it out. when your in college you can put it where ever you want."
which was followed almost immediately with laughter
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:21 am
"I was so wasted..."
(after playing his trombone for a long time)
"Yes, you can play trombone in a rock band."
"...and they'll all be getting popcorn during halftime..."
"If we do badly tonight, just remember...we're not surgeons, nobody's gonna die!"
"THOSE LINES ARE SO BAD THE BLIND PEOPLE IN THE STANDS CAN SEE 'EM!"
"Be careful YOU don't get remixed..."
"You'll need a step ladder to get in my face..."
"Even if you did that [cut his legs off from the knees], I still wouldn't be as short as you."
"PUT THAT AWAY OR I'LL CUT YOUR G-STRING, ANTHONY!"
(he had a guitar out...XDDD )
".....is that a flying V ukelele?"
H: "Where are the percussion?"
Section leader percussion: "They're looking at their reflections in the timpani."
H: "XD Ok..."
H: "ANTHONY. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO BEAT THE FRESHMAN IN FRONT OF THE SECURITY CAMERAS? Especially with...your shoes...."
H: "ANTHONY GET BACK IN LINE! YOU'RE MESSING UP THE GUIDINGS...you tree..."
H: "That last concert was so bad...well, let me put it this way...it made me want to take up alcoholism as a new hobby."
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:29 pm
"Now it's going to rain so don't forget your ponchos. Do not bring your umbrella......ella ella...eh eh..."
It didn't rain, either. xD
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