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 Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:25 pm
FallingAngel54 Don't hide in someone's band locker in a dark locker room... you WILL be groped. whee somethin like that happened but the kid was locked in the locker and no one knew the combination
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:38 am
Never stand your Clarinet upright.
Always lay it down, where no one can harm it.
It will fall..
and break.. :[
The only note you'll be able to play is C.
It's happened to me 2 times.
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:10 am
If your alto is old and built backwards ( mine is, the low keys are on the inside of the instrument , you're still supposed to lay it down to match the rest of them. So now when your keys get bent you can blame it on the senior who told you that your horn had to match.
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 10:23 am
I thought of another. Never make someone mad, then leave your instrument in a locker unlocked. It WILL get stolen as a practical joke then after you've been freaking out and filed a police report, it will be snuck back into your locker as if nothing happened. (That happened to my step-sister's oboe)
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 4:24 pm
Dancesvithmonkeys Never try to hide the pieces of someone else's instrument. They will get lost! Never poke the marching instructor with your clarinet/flute/trombone while at attention. Thank you!! People always take my flute and take it apart to hide it. IT JUST GOT STOLEN!!!! But the poking sounds funny..lol^^
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 5:02 pm
Never try to balance your clarinet on your palm, therefore, it shall smack you in our face as it comes down. Never lean on your clarinet. Therefore, it shall somehow slip and stab your nose.. Never drop your clarinet mouthpeice first, therefore, it shall chip lol! Never leave a random drum sitting in an open area. Therefore, a retarded clarinetist shall run towards that area not noticing a drum...and trip and smash their shin.. ^-^
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:56 pm
never put ur instrument where someone WILL sit on it..it bends!!..OOOOOO
never try to prove to ur friend that ur flute headjoint won't come off by flinging it at the band field because it will fly than ur friend will steal it and not give it back till marching practice is over
Never lazily kick your instrument case across the floor with the instrument in it...the instrument WILL be harmed in SOME way.
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:31 pm
Never let your trombone slide come in contact with a gaurd flag...your slide will bend...and it is quite possable that you will chip your tooth.
Never get distracted while marching in a single file line. You might not hear the head person yell stop...and so your marching baritone will smack into their head...and it will dent the bell. <3
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:32 pm
No matter how cool the sound it makes when you hit your mouthpiece with your palm, it WILL get stuck D:. My section leader always slams it back on after inspection and it's SO hard to get out XD
If you stick your horn bell down, it will bend and look very ugly.
splintrs in your mouth hurt
Don't bump into somthing bell first while playing a baritone, it hurts
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:33 pm
Winged_Evil Never let your trombone slide come in contact with a gaurd flag...your slide will bend...and it is quite possable that you will chip your tooth. Never get distracted while marching in a single file line. You might not hear the head person yell stop...and so your marching baritone will smack into their head...and it will dent the bell. <3
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:34 pm
Piccolos are very easy to not see in a field ful of tall grass.
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 9:48 pm
Never sit on ur trumpet case
(turns out those case can't stand alot over 115 pds. I would know i always sit on my case at the bus stop or waiting to get on the bus and my trumpet bent in three places)
never let hit ur mouthpiece an anger u get get stuck in ur trumpet ( i do this so many times and i always get into big trouble)
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:33 pm
mr-miserable never hold you clarinet regaular cause it will randomly fall in half (wait does that only happen to me) never get a drummer mad at you cause well they have drumsticks. never bein the front of a line goin fowards backwards (if you understand that) and fall becuase your friends will laigh and trample you and your instrument my clarinet has actually fallen apart in have before! it's the cork. plus the spit really doesn't help>> you're not alone!
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:38 pm
CrapOla11 Never try to balance your clarinet on your palm, therefore, it shall smack you in our face as it comes down. Never lean on your clarinet. Therefore, it shall somehow slip and stab your nose.. Never drop your clarinet mouthpeice first, therefore, it shall chip lol! ^-^ when it hits you in the face it hurts>< and the leaning....how does the mouthpiece&reed always somehow find a way into your eye or nose?o_O
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Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:30 pm
Never crawl from the color guard room to the drum line room u get stuck in the Jazz ceiling. Ours go in a strait line so u do get stuck.
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