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 Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 3:19 pm
Deadly Lullaby  lmao!!!!
Oh and I love the baby joker and harley picture in your sig n.n ^ ^ I do to. That's why I stole it. xp xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:18 am
Harls The Phantom...as the role of the Joker in the next Batman Movie. (Don't ask, had Batman Begins on the brain since I saw it) *Huggles Batman* as you should have, I've been obsessed with the movie since I've seen it (for the third time...) That and my friend lent me like twenty Batman detective comics, now I want to own everything batman-esque in sight @.@ But I really think I have some sort of obsession (or fetish rolleyes ) for men with black capes and masks, which is also why I love Darth Vader ninja
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:30 pm
No...We would have never guessed that about you Eric... blaugh
Erik: psychiatrist
Erik: *sitting in chair while patient rambles on* ... neutral
Patient: blah blah blah My life's so miserable blah blah blah...
Erik: *twitches and clutches pen tighter* ... mad
Patient: yack yack yack Everyone hates me yack yack yack...
Erik: *twitches again and clutches pen even harder* ... stressed
Patient: *moan* *whine* Nothing I do ever turns out right *complain* *whine*
Erik: *breaks pen in two from clutching it so hard* ... stressed stressed
Patient: *lament* *complain* *whine* No one loves me--
Erik: *throws clipboard thingy at patient*
Patient: ...! X_X
SHUT UP!!! scream You pathetic wast of human flesh! You do not know the meaning of the word misery! scream *punjabs patient and stalks off*
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 1:46 pm
Now THERE'S my kind of Psychiatrist.
Mme. Giry The Movie Director.
Actor: *reading lines dully* Oh Caroline, I can't believe it's--
Mme. Giry: Non. Non, non, non, NON!
Actor: Whaaaat? I was reading my lines!
Mme. Giry: My left TOE can read better than that! Now, take TWO!
Actor: Can I get a glass of water, first?
Mme. Giry: Non.
Actor: Can I go to the bathroom?
Mme. Giry: You can hold it.
Actor: I've been HOLDING it since three hours ago!
Mme. Giry: Are you SASSING ME? *gets out cane* Thassit, b***h. Get back here!
~~**One Lovely little chase scene and a bruised Actor later**~~
Actor: *reads lines correctly this time*
Mme. Giry: Okay. That's a wrap! Cut!
Actor: OH THANK GOD! *runs for bathroom*
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:24 pm
Madame Giry the director... Eric_the_Phantom Harls The Phantom...as the role of the Joker in the next Batman Movie. (Don't ask, had Batman Begins on the brain since I saw it) *Huggles Batman* as you should have, I've been obsessed with the movie since I've seen it (for the third time...) That and my friend lent me like twenty Batman detective comics, now I want to own everything batman-esque in sight @.@ But I really think I have some sort of obsession (or fetish rolleyes ) for men with black capes and masks, which is also why I love Darth Vader ninja I like th villains, to be hoenst, but Batman himself rocks. xd And Unromantic Phantom, that was awesome. xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 11:40 pm
Utakan Now THERE'S my kind of Psychiatrist. Mme. Giry The Movie Director. Actor: *reading lines dully* Oh Caroline, I can't believe it's-- Mme. Giry: Non. Non, non, non, NON! Actor: Whaaaat? I was reading my lines! Mme. Giry: My left TOE can read better than that! Now, take TWO! Actor: Can I get a glass of water, first? Mme. Giry: Non. Actor: Can I go to the bathroom? Mme. Giry: You can hold it. Actor: I've been HOLDING it since three hours ago! Mme. Giry: Are you SASSING ME? *gets out cane* Thassit, b***h. Get back here! ~~**One Lovely little chase scene and a bruised Actor later**~~ Actor: *reads lines correctly this time* Mme. Giry: Okay. That's a wrap! Cut! Actor: OH THANK GOD! *runs for bathroom* Oh wow she sounds just like my director from high school! blaugh xd
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 5:39 am
Unromantic_Phantom No...We would have never guessed that about you Eric... blaugh Erik: psychiatrist Erik: *sitting in chair while patient rambles on* ... neutral Patient: blah blah blah My life's so miserable blah blah blah... Erik: *twitches and clutches pen tighter* ... mad Patient: yack yack yack Everyone hates me yack yack yack... Erik: *twitches again and clutches pen even harder* ... stressed Patient: *moan* *whine* Nothing I do ever turns out right *complain* *whine* Erik: *breaks pen in two from clutching it so hard* ... stressed stressed Patient: *lament* *complain* *whine* No one loves me-- Erik: *throws clipboard thingy at patient* Patient: ...! X_X SHUT UP!!! scream You pathetic wast of human flesh! You do not know the meaning of the word misery! scream *punjabs patient and stalks off* Heh...I was going to do that xD
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:20 pm
Erik the Chorus Instructor
Chorus: -sings-
Erik: -winces at the one kid who's off-
Chorus: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(incredibly 80's music)
Erik: Oo;
Soloist: In sleep he saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang to meEEEEeeeeeeeEEEE in dreams heeeeee caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame (band: dun dun!)
That voice which calls to meeeeeeeeeeee and ssssspeeeeeaks me naaaaaaaaaaaaaame! AAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAnd do I drEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEam ag------
Erik: NO! NO! NOOOOOO! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! -punjabs the chorus-
Me: -walks out with her hall pass for being late- O.O OMG! AH! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! -puts hand at level of meh eyes- Meep.
Erik: Sing! Now, or you fail!
Me: Oh s**t...
((Mind you, I'm a soloist in school...-sigh-))
Erik: Sing.
Me: -warms up and sings-
Erik: -drops his punjab and cup of coffee- Christine!
Me: Damnit! NO! -runs-
Erik: Come back my angel of musiiiiiiiic!
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:19 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:20 pm
Erik as the cashier at McDonald's:
Phantom: *with a very bored, suffering look on his face* Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?*he drones*
Customer: I'd like some chicken nuggets... Those are all white meat right? Oh and ... no wait... make that a sunday with.. oh but I just started that diet with Jan...
Phantom: *twitch, twitch*
Customer: Or how about a nice salad.. do you have any nice salads? No on second thought the lettuce usually is all bruised and disgusting.. maybe I'll have fries and ..
Phantom: *Breaks nails from pushing down so hard on the counter, cheek twitches constantly*" You should probably make a decision there are people behind you..." He grates out through his teeth.
Customer: Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Come on, let's turn that frown upside down! *customer reaches out to pinch Erik's cheeks.
Phantom: That does it! *Grabs customer by the collar and hauls them over the counter to the kitchen. Screams of pain can be heard from the back."
Customer: *distant yelling and gurgling* FOR THE LOVE OF MOSES! NOT THE FRY GREASE!!!*gurgle, gurgle*
Phantom:* Walks back to the front with his trusty punjab lasso* Anyone else want to place an order!!!!
Phantom: *grabs a rag and starts wiping down the counter whistling Music of the Night*
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 5:30 am
Raoul...History Teacher:
Raoul: And in 1875 (Note: This is some random time I made up for Phantom to take place. o___o)...ERIK, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, TRIED TO KEEL ME!
Students: o________o;;
Raoul: Ahem...back on track. The Paris Opera House finished...-twitch- I can''t take it!!! DDDDDD: I''m sorry students!!!! I''ve been scarred since that fateful night!!
Students: -exchange glance and start scooting out of room while Raoul is preoccupied re-telling the entire tale-
...I just think Raoul is more scarred than Christine. X3 It makes me smile.
Input from friend, Mariah:
Raoul: AND YOU KNOW WHAT?!!! IN 1917 I BOUGHT MY LOVE, CHRISTINE, A MUSIC BOX THAT I HAVE NO CLUE WHY IT'S IMPORTANT AND GO TO LEAVE IT ON HER GRAVE! KNOW WHAT I FIND?! A FREAKING ROSE! THAT DAMNED PHANTOM ONE-UPPED ME AGAIN!
Students: o____O;; -lean back as Raoul continues rant-
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:32 am
Polan Raoul...History Teacher: Raoul: And in 1875 (Note: This is some random time I made up for Phantom to take place. o___o)...ERIK, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, TRIED TO KEEL ME! Students: o________o;; Raoul: Ahem...back on track. The Paris Opera House finished...-twitch- I can't take it!!! DDDDDD: I'm sorry students!!!! I've been scarred since that fateful night!! Students: -exchange glance and start scooting out of room while Raoul is preoccupied re-telling the entire tale- ...I just think Raoul is more scarred than Christine. X3 It makes me smile. xD Movie Christine...the nun. Christine: ...Well, I'm here to start a life of solitude in which I will wear almost all black with some white and sing....why does this sound familiar? Head Nun: *hands Christine the outfit* Christine: o_o B-B-Bu-bu-bu-bu Head Nun: *raises eyebrow* Yes? Christine: Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu Head Nun: ...Child? Christine: Bu-bu...NO BOOBS! *sobs* Look how high-cut this is! I can't live like this! Raoul: *gasp* NO BOOBS?! Erik: *eyes bulge* NO BOOBS?! Raoul and Erik: *hug each other and sob* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DD: Christine: *faints* Raoul and Erik: *sob* ... *stare at each other* *slowly back away* Head Nun: o_o *sweat*
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:03 am
Erik, the Telemarketer!
Erik: *mumbles* hate this stupid job...
Erik dials number.
Person 1: Hello?
Erik: Hello my name is Erik and I was wondering if you would be interested in purchasing some door's and windows?
Person 1: Are you a Telekmarketer?
Erik: *muttered under breath* unfortunately *normally* Yes I am.
Person 1: Why do you always call when I'm eating!? For the love of god!
*click*
Erik eye twitch.
Erik dials number.
Person 2: Hello?
Erik: *repeats same line*
Half way through, person 2 cuts him off.
Person 2: I don't talk to Telekmarketers!
*click*
Erik eye twitch more.
Erik dials number.
Person 3: Hello?
Erik: YOUR GOING TO FREAKEN BUY SOME CURSID WINDOWS AND DOORS OR I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUNJABB YOU TO DEATH! YOU HEAR ME!??!
Person 3: o.o... uhhhh......
Erik: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! I'LL PUT YOU DOWN FOR 50 OF EACH!
*CLICK!*
Erik's boss: Your fired...
Erik eye twitch furiously.
Erik is next seen with the boss' limp body trailing behind him, head in a punjabb lasso.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:38 am
Patta Carlotta: the english teacher. It amuses me for some reason. xD Carlotta: Okay. Today I teach you whole lesson...IN SONG! Whatta treata no? Students: D:< No! Carlotta: O_O How darea you insulta my genius! Detention, all of you! Students: *mutter*as long as we don't have to be with you *mutter* Carlotta: With me, in whicha I provea zat I am better than that little 'Christine Daae.' Students: ...not again Carlotta: *glare at one student* You! no 'ats in school. Besides, I 'ate your hat. Guy: ...you...ate my hat? Carlotta: DD:< No! no! No! NO! I 'ate your hat! Guy: That isn't very healthy Carlotta: You! Shutta up! And now, for my performance: THinnKaaa MEeee Thinka me FONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDLLLLLLEEEEEE When we've sed GOOOoOoOODBBYYyEe
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:23 am
xd Homigod. Novel!Christine- the prostitute. You know how everyone's like.. "She's so innocent... D:" I can just imagine Christine getting instructions on what to do.
Christine: :eye twitch: You put the what in the where?!
Oh, Erik would love that. xd
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