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RIDDLE BOX

Wicked, wicked, wickedwicked, clownz...
Hey...
I''m Violent J...
And I''m here...
Well I''m here to KICK YO'' a**!

We the wicked Juggalos,
We juggle those who
Live like hoes and chose
The express route! One way,
Straight down the spiral twist,
To the RIDDLE BOX!

CHICKEN HUNTIN'' [SLAUGHTER HOUSE MIX]

Well I''m headed down a southern trail,
I''m goin chicken huntin''.
Choppin rednecks, chicken necks,
I ain''t sayin nothin.
To the Hillbilly stick my barrel in his eye,
Boom shaka boom shaka, hair jumps in the sky!
Why? I never liked chicken pot pie,
Or the chopped chicken on rye!

Tell Mr. Billy Bob, I''ma cut his neck up!
Slice, poke, chop chop stab cut!

What can ya do with a drunken hillbilly?
Cut his ********'' eyes out and feed ''em to his Aunt Milly!
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken huntin'', gotta love it!
Hit ''im with the 12 gauge bucket; chicken nuggets!
Laid out all over the grass, then his little houndog''ll eat ''em up fast!
Last as long as ya can my man,
''Cause when that chicken head hits the fan, ya got
Blood, guts, fingas and toes(x3)
Sittin front row at the chicken show, so?

WHO''S GOIN CHICKEN HUNTIN?
WE''S GOIN CHICKEN HUNTIN''!(x3)
CUT A MUTHA ******** CHICKEN UUUUUUP!!!!!

OL'' EVIL EYE (small portion...)

I want a big, long knife to stick it in.
I wanna lift up his eyelid and kick it in.
He''s gotta die,
I want his eye buried in my backyard.
It ain''t hard, I''m killin'' Ol'' Evil Eye!

TOY BOX

I was like six, I used to get dissed by the chicks.
And everyone would chase me, and hit me, with bricks
And rocks, and sticks, and callin'' me names,
And fill my lunchbox with frogbrains... EWW!

When I left school it was much iller,
My daddy was a serial killa, and how about that
He always made me sit in the back, with all his dead bodies on my lap,
MOVE!
When I got home, enough of the static,
Hammer and tools and up to the attic!
Never knew any other girls, or boys,
Only my toys, TOYS, toys!
Bang! Clang! Hammer and twist!
Nobody knows I exist, and I''m pissed!
But I won''t be mentally scarred,
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard!

Monday! Ringin'' the bell,
It''s all about show and tell, might as well,
Show all these BASTARDS just what -I- got!
Yo, check out my toybox!

ROLLIN'' OVER

I come floatin in this b***h with some wings like a Pegasus,
Got the shiney SV on my chest, whuddup?
Violent J the clown, I''m gookin for a second,
But then ya b***h headless, I''m on top of ''er neked.
Ya know my status, I''m Jugga-latus,
And we the baddest.
He to seva yo'' melon, it''s wicked s**t that we sellin.
We off the track now, give ya b***h a** a bitchslap.
Now nobody neva steppin down, we ''bout to enter second round!

LET''S GO ALL THE WAY

Ain''t nobody jealous, everybody has they own
Nobody locked up, everybody, everybody is free to roam
Lookin'' at scrubby with a hottie on his side
Lookin'' at rich kids, poor kids,
Everybody, together on the same side
And they down to ride

Lets go all the way
(Let''s go all the way)
Let''s go all the way
Let''s go all the way

Ain''t nobody left out, everybody gets to go
It can never be too crowded, come on, we still pickin'' up some more
Don''t nobody hate you, playa hate you,
There ain''t no hate at all
Gotta million hands to catch you cause they''ll catch you
And they never will let you fall
And we gotta worry all of ya''ll

Lets go all the way
(Let''s go all the way)
Let''s go all the way
Let''s go all the way

Never known sickness, no sickness, nobody has to die
Everything''s answered, what didn''t then, we''ll never have to wonder why
Won''t nobody rush you, no pressure, be as long as you wanna be
Can''t you guess what this place is,
Your future make it a reality
all you have to do is follow me

Lets go all the way
(Let''s go all the way)
Let''s go all the way
Let''s go all the way

Well there ya go, MY favorite lyrics, b***h, WHAT!!?!?

blaugh WHOOP WHOOP! pirate

So many! gonk I'll post a couple though.

"Hokus Pokus"

"Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugging Juggling juggalos
Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
I C ******** P's in the haugh"

[Violent J]
Abracadabra boom shacka dae
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Hahahahahahahaha, ******** you
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to
The Cobra's, X-men, and Counts, and everybody with clown luv
Even sets I've never heard of
Roll into town, and out with the big top
Four cards down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode
Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with em
And when the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus jokers, Great Milenko.

[Chorus (1x)]
Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Southwest slithering snakes of darkness come
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Shazam BAM, shocka locka lokey
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho-skitso freak
And I'll call you by your name (d**k-a**s)
Cuz I can give two shits and a ********
I bounce down Verner in a popcorn clown truck
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard.
I grab your gizzard
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin
Everybody's waitin for the show to begin
Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
Try to land in a glass of Faygo
Uh, you suck, you missed the ******** glass
Broken neck, and busted your ******** a**
But the genie says on with the show
Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko.

[Chorus (1x)]
What awaits you after death, rub the lamp and explore
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ******** em all, ******** em all
Clown dawg, freak dawg
Joker dawg, Milenko dawg"

Fidgets of joker's cards blasting in your mother's face
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Violent J]
Rude Boy and Chucky down wit the clown
First time we ever went to Mexican Town
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot
And beat us down in the ******** parking lot

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets screaming down the freeway

[Violent J]
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me 3 wishes
That night, I ******** 3 fat bitches

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Then get the ******** with it, forget it
I'll rip your face off, and wipe my a** with it
When the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus (x)]
Climb aboard our magic train and join us inside
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Fifty-two villians, hammered town, the show must go on
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies!
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
Clouds of darkness and underneath them comes the clown
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ******** dat!"

We ain't underground by accident
There's only a select few that can handle this
Freek s**t
Apparition of a poltergeist
Blessed with heart
But is cold as ice and broken twice
Now I walk with an axe
Dressed in all jet black with contacts
Straight maniac
Warlock, Samhain and Salem's Lot
Sand through the hour glass ticking of the clock

If you don't know by now it's too late
We the most serious thing on the market since date rape
We the dead
We don't explain or feel pain, beserko
Keep it underground to maintain
b***h you better checknuts
I'm doing voodoo in 66 in 6 months
Ridin' in a digged out hearse with gold spokes
Puffin' on 2 ton blunt with dead folks and it's like that

Axe Murderers, we don't die
Serial Killas, we don't die
Freeks of the Night, we don't die
We get high, we don't die

Coming up outta the ground
From the underground tunnel of dirt
Keep away from the mainstream lover
Just want somebody to move and get hurt
Got your hole dug deep in the dirt
Can't hurt?
What b***h ******** makin' love to the press?
With a b***h name tattoed on your chest
Me and ********' madrox, hauntin' the joint
Bringin' death to the people who don't get the point
We dont die

Uh huh, we unreal
Just like a seven dollar bill
Voice my opinion regardless on how you feel
Freek s**t
It ain't about being rich
It's about juggalos and runnin' with lunatics
As long as y'all rock this we won't quit
We do it all for y'all, I mean that s**t
Everyone of y'all means everything to me
We breathe for y'all, that's why we call it the family

Axe Murderers, we don't die
Serial Killas, we don't die
Freeks of the Night, we don't die
We get high, we don't die

It's hard to explain the element my
Self inflicted pain
Were not positive, and ******** you, walk a mile in our shoes
Experience hard times and payin' helly dues
Freek s**t
What I live what I breath
Casted out Mutant X like his disease
Still trying to ban our sound
Cuz supposedly it would be resurrecting
The dead from under hollow ground

You in the dead zone, 10 points for us
You smellin' cigarette smokes right before your lungs bust
Plus, you can't trust him
But I can bust him in half
Sit back and laugh at all the s**t I did
Can you do that?
Could you school that?
Better yet, I'm a wigged serial killa
Type war death
Freekshow, different from the rest
But I, love it though
Put you to the test

[x4]
Axe Murderers, we don't die
Serial Killas, we don't die
Freeks of the Night, we don't die
We get high, we don't die
~We Don't Die - Twiztid~

All I Ever Wanted
All I ever wanted was
I don't wanna lie
All I ever wanted was
A shot that I never got
All I ever needed
No one ever cared
All I ever wanted was
Someone take me outta here

All I ever wanted was for me to be a myth
Hidden from the land of the bliss
I'm constantly dissed and pissed off
My mindframe shackled to the floor
And I can't move even a little
All I ever wanted was a noose to hang from
And then I show all of u bitches where I came from
The carnival is comin
U can see it in my eyes screamin at the top of my lungs
I wanna die
U couldn't see it with your glasses on
Without a witness doing s**t on my lonely and then I'm gone
All I ever wanted was to flip the script
U pull a gat on me and Ima break both your arms b***h
Eastside represent about the killas drug dealas
Put your hands up if u feel us
And I don't give a ******** about u bitches spreadin hate
Cuz most of u hoes will be dead at 28

All I ever wanted was
I don't wanna lie
All I ever wanted was
A shot that I never got
All I ever needed
No one ever cared
All I ever wanted was
Someone take me outta here

All I ever wanted lemme kick back and remenice
Only a few things I can think of on my list
A new meat cleaver with an edge like a razor
And a windpipe connected to a hater
It's all I ever wanted, I ain't askin for much
A handle with an axe on the end of my clutch
And then swing it down with all that I've got
Into the ground and get to murdering, I CHOP!
Hatchet rydas and juggalos come with us
We gonna blow the other side the ******** up
Douse that b***h with gas give me the matches
I got somethin for all they asses
Listen to em now pleadin' for they life
Talkin bout they were wrong and always knew we were right
Light the molotov (AAHH!) BOW!
All we ever wanted starts happening now

All I ever wanted was
I don't wanna lie
All I ever wanted was
A shot that I never got
All I ever needed
No one ever cared
All I ever wanted was
Someone take me outta here

All I ever wanted was a chance to shine
I wasn't askin for much I just wanted mine
I don't even have a clue what went wrong
I just knew I wouldn't let the s**t slide for long
Tell me somethin who the ******** you laughin at
What the ******** u thinkin don't you see this bat
Tell me what the hell is stoppin me from crackin your dome
From smackin your dome till it ooze like foam
All I ever wanted was an eye for an eye
Ima taste your soul when I swallow it alive
Turn around wasn't lookin diggin in your locker
as soon as you Looked up whack that's when I gotcha
Crack smack it rack it again
Kept thumpin and skull til it finally caved in
It looked like spaghetti in a broken bowl
I guess I lost control it's all I ever wanted though

All I ever wanted was
I don't wanna lie
All I ever wanted was
A shot that I never got
All I ever needed
No one ever cared
All I ever wanted was
Someone take me outta here

All I ever wanted was to scare you to death
Choke your ******** neck until your a** is outta breath
All I ever wanted was to hear you scream
You know it's hard to sleep when you're controlled by your dreams
The man in the mirror knows that vanity's a must
But will he understand and become like one of us
Paintin up his face, not givin a ********' his nuts and expectin bad luck
All I ever wanted was a brand new axe
Strictly for the purpose of choppin and splittin backs
All I ever wanted was to watch you bleed
For the cause of the underground in which I believe
I'm a maniac But u don't understand
My axe keeps swingin like blades on ceiling fans
I could show u everything that u can't see
But all I ever wanted to be was just me

[Chrous 2x]
All I ever wanted was
I don't wanna lie
All I ever wanted was
A shot that I never got
All I ever needed
No one ever cared
All I ever wanted was
Someone take me outta here
~All I Ever Wanted - Twiztid feat. Insane Clown Posse~

[Played backwards]
This is for anyone who took the time to rewind.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
It ain't easy being a Twiztid Serial Killing Juggalo.
But me and Monoxide know that you all got love
And that's all that matters.

Blast off
Roaming the dark with heads off
Smoke squares 5 at a time and won't cough
I like graveyards and beating on a Voodoo drum
And all you worry about is where the ******** I'm from
Never existed
Grippin' my axe, doubled fisted
And if you blinked missed it
I'm Twiztid
No love
No hugs
No death
No friends
No light
Pitch black
All I ever see is the gound beneeth me
Broken wings curse on my back please release me
Living Hell everyday with a vision
Since everybody on the top but I'm missing
Listen for the voice in my head to put an end
Or somebody please save my soul and be a friend
Do you really know what is't like to be me
Hell nah
Cause if you did I wouldn't have to tell ya'll

Do you really know what it's like (Do you know, do you really know) to be me
Do you really know what it's like (Do you know, do you really know) to be me
Do you really know what it's like (Do you know, do you really know) to be me
Do you really know what it's like (Do you know, do you really know) to be me

Chained like an animal and locked in a cage
Situations and memories stoared in me brain
Strung out, shooting venom make you bug out
Pay attention as I tell you what I'm all about
I'm a walking comic book to spit for mic screams
Livin' day to day is like a helium dream
I'm seldom seen
Walkin' with the dead is time consuming
You know my s**t, you know what I'm doing
Now ***** if you took the time
To heed the message and this is more than a rhyme
Maybe you should hit rewind
Silence....is a deadly note
And we all hate the water that kept the boat afloat
It's a sick world
I hate every ********' body that I see
But I spread it all evenly
You made me how I am
Now you hate who I am
Good God, man

Do you really know what it's like? Like to be me!!!
Do you really know what it's like? Like to see what I see!!!
Do you really know what it's like? See another day!!!
Do you really know what it's like? To be me!!!

[x2]
Take these...
...feelings away from me!!
Strip me of everything!!
See me for who I am
Take these...
....feelings away from me!!
I've shown you everything!!
Now you hate who I am!!

Do you really know what it's like? Like to be me!!!
Do you really know what it's like? Like to see what I see!!!
Do you really know what it's like? See another day!!!
Do you really know what it's like? To be me!!!
~Do You Really Know? - Twiztid~

Hound dog a** ******** up off my nizzles
Get off my nuts
Get off me b***h
Ah! s**t ******** hound dogs, what?!
Swingin from my balls so hard it's like I got a third nut
And look yo
I don't care who you know
b***h what the ******** the ******** to the back of the line
Lines of hoes sayin you's my cousin
Like my Mom and your Mom are sisters or sumthin
Oh yeah we down go ahead let em in
BAAH! knuckle hammers to the chin
Be down with me and I'll be down back
Put my d**k in your mouth
You gonna hear your neck snap (Crack)
In fact, hoe ******** out my bus
Ask questions like a mutt
But ain't down to ******** see em come
You see em go
You see em come again
From my d**k to Twiztid's d**k
And then (Me)
To Violent J's d**k
To Blaze's d**k
Try to grope us with they paws
Goddamn hound dogs

[Chorus]
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Hound dogs ain't got s**t to say
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Give a dog a bone, give a dog a bone
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Hound dogs ain't got s**t to say
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Give a dog a bone, give a dog a bone

What's the whole meaning of a hound dog
Butt sniffin, d**k lickin
All kind of wrong y'all
I'm in a club
Smokin on a square
Step on out to get a little fresh air
But I can't do that
I get attacked like a cardiac
People rushin front to back
They like sign that (b***h)
Ain't nuthin wrong with giving me props
But actin like the punk a** cops
And swingin off my nuts has gotta stop
Walk around, spreading rumors like you know
Sayin s**t you heard me tell a hoe after a show
Homey I don't play that s**t one ******** around and get your head cut off right quick
Psychopathic b***h boy peep the axe
Specializing in splittin the hound dog backs
Plottin against the whole world of facts
So get off my d**k and I'm out like that

Aight y'all
Wait come here
Oh my God you don't remember me?
No
I had a crush on you for like nine years
I don't know you fat b***h
It's me Jenny
I sat behind you in Ms. Crowberries chemistry class
b***h I ain't even go to school
No I'm saying if you were to sit there
It would be the s**t
Do you think you could sign my shirt?

Hehehe
Yeah I remember school
Hoes back then was like Joe Bruce ewww
Years pass by and look I'm a star
Now all them hoes are like Joe Bruce ahhhh
I'm still that nerdy a** voodoo nut
Now I got hound dogs sniffin my butt
I could have a worm hangin out of my d**k hole
And they'd be like Aww I think it's cute though
Miss me with all that I ain't changed any
Look at me I make Big Pun look skinny
I'm ugly as ******** resembling a cling-on
Hoes still let me get my ding-a-ling a swing on
What up with these pop kids buyin my s**t
Mainstream groupies get off my d**k
I wanna see real juggalos at ******** these backstreet richie fake hoes

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Hound dogs ain't got s**t to say
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Give a dog a bone, give a dog a bone
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Hound dogs ain't got s**t to say
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Give a dog a bone, give a dog a bone

Y'all don't even know who the ******** I am
Yet bitches like "Who's his friend?" Goddamn!
My lips is crusty
My feets is musty
Lift up my nuts and my itch is dusty
I ain't had p***y in eleven years (What?)
I been dead (Oh)
Ain't nobody sheddin tears (Nope)
Look b***h I don't give a ******** about fame
Got c**k for you bitches cause I'm married to the game
Ain't no s**t to the s**t I speak
Slap hound dog bitches in they face for weeks freak
I see you hatin on my Raiders cap
When back in the day you was all about that (Sure was)
Shot that a** out back in '89
Perry wearin locs and this clock of mine
Rose from the dead with the Lotus clique
I'm done played out and I ain't changin s**t (Nope)

Hey aren't you Monoxide child?
That's right b***h
Right the skinny one
My best friend John
Is supposed to be cousins with you or sumthin
Who?
So like I figured if you give me your phone number
I could give it to him
And maybe we could all hang out or sumthin
Shiiiit
Whatever
Oh my God it's Blaze
Hey dead homey!

You's a hound dog b***h allow me to smack your face
Ridin on my d**k now how my nuts taste
Everyplace that I go somebody want a photograph
Or an autograph
But can I get a gap
How did y'all get started?
Your s**t is really tight
And what be motivatin y'all to grab a pen and write?
Listen here little b***h I'm the killer in disguise
Twiztid ******** with them milk white eyes
I despise how you tryin perpatrate like a juggalo
But you ain't down ******** a juggahoe
Hey hoe you're afraid of the facts
Never packin a gat and always seen with an axe
Take another picture and I'll break your jaw
I got an 80 pound punch for each and every one of ******** with the b***h a** hound dog face
My a** cracks exposed go ahead and get a taste

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Hound dogs ain't got s**t to say
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Give a dog a bone, give a dog a bone
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
Hound dogs ain't got s**t to say (******** hound dog ******** wow wow yippy yo yippy yay (I got more s**t to say!)
Give a dog a bone, give a dog a bone

Yo, yo it be the same hound dogs in different cities
Starin at me like I'm a set of titties
Autographin t-shirts, hats, and socks
And this b***h don't even know Riddlebox
Real juggalos don't want no picture
They just walk up like "What up ninja?!"
After that they give a ******** where I'm headin
They're like ******** him we lookin for neden
And I don't need anymore free tattoos
Got my arms lookin like Motley Crue's
I could be talkin to the finest b***h in the land
And you'd run up like "Hey what up man?!"
That's when I slap you right on the spot
And have Billy Bill beat you down in the parking lot
Do I think I'm better cause neden comes easy?
For sheesy b***h
Bottom line y'alls get off our balls
Psychopathic out like Biggie Smalls
Dark Lotus little biatch!
~ Hound Dogs - Twiztid feat. Insane Clown Posse and Blaze

Me and my homies stay tight like a noose
And if you step to one of us you betta step to the whole crew
I never knew that I could depend
That I could have some friends that's down til the very end
Well that's my home boys, excuse me, my family
And when we conquer the world
We macking on the galaxy cause the skys the limit
And we ain't finished
And if my homies gonna ride ya know I'm with it

(Monoxide Child)
Puff it and pass it and I give it to my homies ya'll
Hit it and quit it and then I give it to my homies ya'll
I got the world around my finger with my homies ya'll
And everything is obsilete unless I hear my homies call
We worldwide, were homies across the planet
Sticking together like zippers on Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' jacket
They got my back like a tat for that, I love ya'll
Hanging till we old and grey like grandpa (Psychopathic)
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