(I honestly wonder how many people are going to know what this is based off of...)
Hey Azula, hello faddah
I'm now riding Blimp Granada
The royal scene, it has been fun
But I'm changing sides so now I have to run.
Someone left me a little note
I would repeat it, but I can't quote
It lead me to some ancient scrolls
They showed me that our past is really full of holes
I often saw Uncle Iroh
We escaped when we weren't pyro
Oh the guards there were down and done
You'd better watch your back for Iroh's army of one.
I'm leaving home, I've had enough
This decision was really tough
But something recent's why I abandon
Cause I saw dad trying to make Trozai canon
It really has been the last straw
I'll beat you both and burn you raw
You can't tempt me with fiery pretties
I'd rather not come home and sing along with hippies
Also show this to dearest Mai
Tell her it was just one big lie.
The man that she loved, that wasn't me.
And let's just say the girl I love will make the fangirls squee.
Oh I'm gonna hang out with Aang
Momo, Hawkey, yes the whole Gaang.
I wonder how long until I die
Will I get the chance to even tell them "hi"?
I'm gonna join the Avatar
It's retribution for my scar
Eye for an eye, ha that's better
So I hate you all to summarize this letter.