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 Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:01 am
Tavarius nodded his approval.
"Although I think if we played our cards right, they wouldn't be half-naked for long, yadadamean?"
Nobody Fresh blushed slightly. "Anyway, tonight we have a special guest that will be announced later in the show. For the meantime, we'll get to the fan-mail." He reaches into a brown sack and pulls out a letter.
"Trisha from Bridgeport, Connecticut says, "Say Eso, do you have your own CD? And where can I find it? Thanks, you're amazing!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:29 am
Eso nodded his head with enthusiasm envisioning the females, when suddenly the question snapped him back to reality.
"As a matter of fact I do. The last CD I released was with my homie 7L. Sickest DJ you'll ever see. The CD was called A new Dope and it was released in 2006. In fact, Nobody Fresh will send you a copy of Dangerous Connection, and DC II: Bars of death. The rap games alot harder than the wrestling buisness. See we were backpackers before we signed to Babygrande records. Nowdays backpackers are looked down upon, where as in the 80s a backpacker was the dopest thing ever. The rap game has long left the culture of hip hop. Don't you agree Tav?"
Esoteric reached into the bag and pulled out the next question.
"Resse from Klamath Falls, Oregon writes: Tavarius I am a big fan. You inspired me to try rapping. If you could choose one or the other, would you wrestle or rap?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:36 pm
Tavarius leaned back in his chair and flipped up his hat. "That's easy. As gifted as I am with the flow, I hate the game. Like Eso said, the rap game is a lot harder than the wrestling world. Besides, I've learned the best way to get your message is across is through action and not speech. So to carry out the Will, I'd be a wrestler. Besides, the gold is better there than gold records."
Then Tav reached into the bag and pulled out a card.
"Jackson, from De Land, Florida writes: Eso, I just read Cardok's article. What a p***y! He bitches more than a pair of Tiberian hookers! Did you read his article, and what was your reaction?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:14 pm
Eso looked confused.
"You mean they actually published something he said? Who the ******** is in charge of the website? What the ******** is wrong with them? If I read an article of him bitching my reaction would be this..."
Eso stood up and grabbed his balls and shook them, then sat back down and pulled out another letter.
"Jennifer from Aliceville Kansas writes: Tavarius, Do you have a strategy for your match at DTD, and are you going to be chasing any singles gold any time soon?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:18 pm
"As far as singles goes, it's about time that a certain division gets alive and excited again. That's right, once we're Tag Team Champions, I'm gonna sanctify the Estremo Division. As far as DTD goes, it's just business as usual. Haul a**, kick-a**, then tap some a**. And we'll also be looking for Joey's answer then, so keep your eyes glued to the tube kiddies!"
"But enough of that s**t for now, we got a special guest here tonight, and since he'll be the first guest on God's Angry Men, we had to make it very special. So all you people watching at home on your monitors put your cyber hands together for none other than, Mick Foley!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:21 pm
Eso Jumped from his beanbag chair.
"YEAH MICK FOL- WHAT?!"
He turned to Tavarius, his mutterings were barely audible to the camera.
"I thought you said we had someone special?! What happened to getting Triple H?"
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:30 pm
Tavarius looked away from the camera and whispered to Eso.
"He bailed. Wasn't game enough to show up so I just picked the next guy I ran into at Denny's."
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:49 pm
Schevia Tavarius looked away from the camera and whispered to Eso.
"He bailed. Wasn't game enough to show up so I just picked the next guy I ran into at Denny's."
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:29 pm
Foley looks angry about their comments as he enters the room.
"Very funny. You know that I have other things to do if this is all you are going to do.....like giving out P45s."
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:40 pm
Esoteric looked at Tavarius before sitting back down.
"***** you is our guest. Now sit down and lets get this show on the road."
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:58 pm
Foley sits down, looking unimpressed.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:04 pm
Esoteric leaned forward. He stared at Foley as if piercing his soul!
"Lets skip the neccecities. Whos your partner at DTD? What type of sick twisted sadicstic immoral degenerate s**t do you have planned for Snypa?"
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:48 am
"I definitly have some sick ideas concerning Snypa and his annoying buddy Atrocity.....Bloody Headache is what I'll call them. I refuse to name my tag team partner though. I do not want to give them even the slightest advantage!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:02 pm
Tavarius gave Mick a pat on the back. "So tell us Micky Double D's, what exactly was the deal that you cracked with Sh-" Then remembering Eso's feelings, he said, "That guy you helped at the last PPV. I mean it's not like he liked working for you, since he stunned your a** afterwards."
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:28 am
Esoteric shot Tavarius a nasty glare. If looks could kill Tavarius would of been rapped and murdered, then movie placed on the internet as a snuff video.
"{insert incoherant mumblings here}"
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