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 Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:02 am
one day when me and matt were playin halo 3 matt killed me and he ran really fast and picked up my energy sword while he was runnin. one thing led to another ill explain how later and that was when he became "the mattus takus" i was then called "the zachrius sluaghterus" joe was "the retarditus jois" mike is "the dumbass bitchus" and john is "sneakius prickus" cuz he creeped up behind me and killed me.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:46 am
This one only zach will get... Hay yo gemmi some... Hay yo suck my c**k.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:18 am
no matt i waz there when zach said that
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:56 pm
three guys find this farm and they're about to have a huge blizzard. they go in and they ask the farmer if he has a place for them to sleep. he says yes. he has two daugthers. they eat dinner and they all say they have to go to the bathroom. they say to each other that if they score with the daugther then they have a code word. the one guy had to sleep in the basement, another in the attic and one in the den. after dinner the one guy says "tram car through the den!" to sigalthat he scored. the other says five minutes later "flatbed through the basment!" to signal. not wanting to be outdone the thrid guy says "Hand car through the attic!"
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:25 am
wow u got the joke wrong doucher
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:48 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:51 pm
joe i was the one that said hay yo suck my c**k not zach he was sittin wit me when i said that
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:53 pm
Joe i am the one who says doucher around here
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:54 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:46 pm
no its my money i needs it fo lunch
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:51 pm
your lunch is now my lunch
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:13 am
NOOOO,NOOOO,NOOOO! dramallama
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:38 pm
Satin u owe me!!!
-Futuramma-
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:56 pm
" The Jeffersons came, Hey Donna my wife's in the back. Hey Mike and Brandon could you please get off the shed? Hey Richard I went to the new golf course. Hey guys im serious get off the shed. So i got a 99 at the first hole, I completely suck. If you don't get off the shed I'm gonna shove this spatula in orfices that you did not know you have! Yea Rich I could be better at golf. GET OFF THE SHED. GET OFF THE GOD DAMN SHED!!! It's funny about golf, because it's a hard game and we pay lots of money to play. Would you like a burger? GET OFF THE ******** SHED, GET OFF THE GOD DAMN SHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
( Will Ferrel's SNL audition)
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:21 pm
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