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 Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:21 am
koudelkaW Bingo! You know have enough money for groceries....unfortunately it's the wrong currency and you can't spend it. I wish I had some nachoes Granted, but you end up getting nachos that have moldy cheese on top so you're either forced to eat them with the mold, or not at all. The chips are also stale. I wish I didn't have to write my english paper.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:26 am
Congratulations! You don't have to write your english paper.....you have to write everybody elses!
I wish I had a widescreen TV
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:33 am
Oh wow that would suck. That'd be like 25,000 words at least for just my class. eek
You've just won a brand new widescreen TV! Unfortunetly for you it only shows up in black and white and only has one language which is one you've never even heard of before.
I wish I had a drink right now.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:23 pm
And Love Said No...granted but it's carrying a fungal disease and when you drink it it dehydrates you, leaving you more thirsty than you were before i wish i was a pirate 
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:17 pm
Lucifer Kiss And Love Said No...granted but it's carrying a fungal disease and when you drink it it dehydrates you, leaving you more thirsty than you were before i wish i was a pirate A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep granted but you get pwned by a ninja withint five seconds of being a pirate...
i wish i had a pencil sharpener? and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
~Stewart Alsop
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:26 pm
And Love Said No...granted but when you plug it in it sparks and electrocutes you i wish i had vampire fangs
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:31 pm
Granted, but you end up biting straight through your tongue, and undergo a painful surgery to have them removed, after finally escaping the scientists who had been running tests on you.
I wish I had a dog.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:34 pm
And Love Said No...that would suck lol granted but the dog turns out to be evil and takes over your family, sells you into the black market where you are bought and you are forced to serve tea to asian monks
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:41 pm
Lucifer Kiss And Love Said No...that would suck lol granted but the dog turns out to be evil and takes over your family, sells you into the black market where you are bought and you are forced to serve tea to asian monks Um, what was the wish?
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:48 pm
sorry!
i wish i wasn't sick
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:56 pm
Lucifer Kiss sorry! i wish i wasn't sick Granted, but it only happened because you died. I wish my cat (who is sitting on my lap begging to be petted) would stop biting my arm.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:21 pm
And Love Said No...granted but now the cat is smacking you with it's tail i wish i had a job
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:26 pm
You now have a job. In McDonalds....you smell of grease!
I wish I had a new bed
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:06 pm
Granted, but it was a water bed and the night you got it a hole was somehow slashed in it and you now have wasted all that money on the bed, and the chemicals in the water stained the carpet, so you must get a new bed and a new carpet.
I wish my brother was gay, since he's so homophobic and intolerant.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:15 pm
Congratulations! Your brother is now gay.....however he's not gay, he's just happy (since before the word gay was used for homosexuals it just meant people were happy whee )
I wish I had a girlfriend (Yups, that's right....I am homosexual *dances*)
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