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faerie_ophelia

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 11:57 am


rofl rofl rofl xd xd xd

Daleks could get rid of all other like all at once, but they'd get bored. That's why they like to deal with one species/area at a time and often let the saps think they've won. It's fun, and it can be kept going for a long period of time because of the number of species in the universe. (Idea from pikalex88's post)
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:54 pm


Daleks can allways make a perfect souflé.

Daleks allways go commando.

Daleks know what you did last summer.

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tennantsbutterfly
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:50 pm


Daleks know every UK and US Number One since the charts began.

Daleks can sing every Eurovision winner and tell you the number of points they scored.

Daleks can recite every Monty Python sketch.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:46 pm


Genius contributions everyone. smile

-[.Moo.]-

Daleks don't really get destroyed by the Doctor. They just hide and pretend to be dead.

:'D


The scary thing...according to Terry Nation's estate and the novels that they got John Peel to write to 'canonise' their take - that exact sentence is TRUE for every story since Destiny of the Daleks. scream

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MisaAiNoNai

PostPosted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:43 pm


The daleks invented all nursery rhymes.

A dalek will only respond to; Oh great ones, masters of the universe and Oi! You!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 1:24 pm


Daleks know the true identity of the Stig! (Sorry, I've just been watching Top Gear!)

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:43 am


When the US invaded Iraq, they were searching for Weapons of mass destruction. When the Doctor heard this he laughed; Daleks live on skarro, not in the middle east.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:07 pm


tennantsbutterfly
Daleks know the true identity of the Stig! (Sorry, I've just been watching Top Gear!)


xd xd xd Hahaha, good one!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:37 am


DALEKS ARE THE SUPREME BEINGS EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:39 pm


Daleks don't just think this song is about them; they know it is!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:44 pm


The daleks are just clones of the 13th doctor,lol.
The only way to beat a dalek is saying the word "flappadorf" 3 times fast.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:14 pm


Daleks just walk into Mordor.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:20 pm


Daleks know The Doctor's real name. It is Girly McSlackBladder. And they will meet anyone who says it isn't round the back of the toilets for a good kicking.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:14 am


The first Dalek was created when Chuck Norris lost a bet with God.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:17 am


Daleks eat people, that eat people like you for breakfast, for breakfast!
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