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This is...
  ...A poll.
  ...Madness!
  ...Sparta! (Someone had to say it.)
  ...For BB.
  ...Unnecessarily long and complicated, just like the rest of Jay's polls.
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Mooby the Golden Sock

PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 4:58 pm


And Mifune
PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:29 pm


And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|Ah, of course.|---

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Captain Wingo

PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:03 am


BB shall perish in a cruel and unusual way by my hands. There is no question about it!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:17 pm


And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|Oh, do elaborate! I'm in the mood for a plot-divulging session.|---

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Captain Wingo

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:35 pm


Firstly I shall lay an elaborate trap for BB. It shall involve his one true love, a toothbrush and a piece of string. The toothbrush shall be the bait. As he picks it up it will pull the string launching his one true love at him, trapping and knocking him out.

I will then take BB to my lair where he shall be held in a cage made of hot naked women from which he can not escape. Which, let's face it, who would want to?

I will then construct a large ditch and fill t with toothless lions and hungry ants. Next will be to cover BB in blood and honey and dump him into the ditch. The ants will be attracted by the honey and start to eat him alive... very slowly. The lions will be equally attaracted by the blood and.... gum him to death, again very slowly.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:50 pm


Captain Wingo
Firstly I shall lay an elaborate trap for BB. It shall involve his one true love, a toothbrush and a piece of string. The toothbrush shall be the bait. As he picks it up it will pull the string launching his one true love at him, trapping and knocking him out.

I will then take BB to my lair where he shall be held in a cage made of hot naked women from which he can not escape. Which, let's face it, who would want to?

I will then construct a large ditch and fill t with toothless lions and hungry ants. Next will be to cover BB in blood and honey and dump him into the ditch. The ants will be attracted by the honey and start to eat him alive... very slowly. The lions will be equally attaracted by the blood and.... gum him to death, again very slowly.
And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|Nice. I like it. Especially the toothbrush trap and the toothless lions. If you manage to pull it off, you'll have to make a thread about it, preferably with pictorial evidence!|---

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Captain Wingo

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:54 pm


[Shadow.Elven-mage]
Captain Wingo
Firstly I shall lay an elaborate trap for BB. It shall involve his one true love, a toothbrush and a piece of string. The toothbrush shall be the bait. As he picks it up it will pull the string launching his one true love at him, trapping and knocking him out.

I will then take BB to my lair where he shall be held in a cage made of hot naked women from which he can not escape. Which, let's face it, who would want to?

I will then construct a large ditch and fill t with toothless lions and hungry ants. Next will be to cover BB in blood and honey and dump him into the ditch. The ants will be attracted by the honey and start to eat him alive... very slowly. The lions will be equally attaracted by the blood and.... gum him to death, again very slowly.
And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|Nice. I like it. Especially the toothbrush trap and the toothless lions. If you manage to pull it off, you'll have to make a thread about it, preferably with pictorial evidence!|---

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It will be thoroughly documented with crappy MS Paint drawings! I was just thinking... If I hadn't used the toothbrush for the trap, I might still have lions with teeth...
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:20 pm


And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|Yes, but it's the gumming to death that really makes the lion part special, so toothless lions are okay in this case.

I look forward to the MS Paint-augmented re-telling of your successfully executed plan!
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Orange Blossom
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:34 pm


I don't want to be part of this plan! I'm on Burger's team, not Wingo's! And anyway, you'd have to kidnap me first!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:46 pm


And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|That could probably be arranged...

("A plan? Let me put on my slightly larger glasses.")
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Orange Blossom
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:38 am


*hides from wingo and shadow* You'll never find me, even after I divulge my super secret hiding spot!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:31 pm


And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|Oooh, you have a super-secret hiding spot? And where is that?|---

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Captain Wingo

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:44 pm


C'mon! The location is obvious! She's under BB's bed!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:31 pm


And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|I just realised - I'm supposed to be Switzerlanding here.|---

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DramaGuyCJM

PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:03 pm


[Shadow.Elven-mage]
And power-hungry Slytherin loved those of great ambition...|>

---|I just realised - I'm supposed to be Switzerlanding here.|---

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Yeah, get back on the fence, Claudio [/CHIKARA reference]

Remember, we neutrals have better snacks. *offers platter of chocolate covered goodness*
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